Steve: wait ketchups not slow...?
Will: no its retarded

Steve: we'd talk about anything over a bag of chips!

Steve: i have a racist ninja!

Will: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee drivin a hairdrierrrrrr!

Steve: aaaah a rubber!

Steve: but you get up the stairs much faster!
Will: yeah but if you fall your break your nose....

Will: yeah he doesnt have any traveller in him either, he just is one!

Steve: i like my tea strong and sweet, like a cuddly black guy!

Steve: how'd you scratch that?
Will: with a stick....

Steve: ooooooohhhhhh nooooooo!

Will: look what we did to pa!
Steve: we made him who he is today!

Steve: if people think we're odd when we're sober... what about when we're drunk!

Steve: look i drew a church!
Will: is there a guy with a sword in it?
Steve: yeah! and hes cutting a guys head off!

Steve: the priest was angryyyyy!!!!

Will: *very deep voice* meeeeeeeeoowwww!

Will: ok everybody turn on their computer and log into world of warcraft tomorrow night at 8 o clock and meet on the plains of elwynn forest near westfall!

Steve: aaaah extremely buff hamster!!!

Steve: carpackee....

Will: would you tap that?
Steve: no i'd smack it off a wall!

Will: thats going to keep growing and growing and growing....
Steve: hahahahaha

Will: theres more of these to come
Steve: hahaha....cum....

1 Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 3 words?........
8. Would you kiss me?........
9. what was ur first impression of me?.......
10. do u still think the same?......
11. What reminds u of me?.....
12. If you could give me anything wot wld it b?......
13. How well do u no me?......
14. Whens the last time u saw me?.....
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
16. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.