A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And you have the nerve to call me coloured"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

1. Full Name: Jordanna Rochelle Whalley
3. Birthday: 11/03/91
4. Place of Birth: Blackburn Queens park!
5. Zodiac Sign: Piceas (duno ow 2spel it)
6. Male or female:Female!
7. College: ah cant say laaad!
8. Living Arrangments: dad,his bitch an er baggage
9. Occupation: nufin at mo but bin lukin fo tyym
10. Residence:waa?! house! i wish!
11. MSN Screen Name: [L a d y .. R o c h e l l e ]

__Your Appearance__

12. Hair Colour rown an blonde
13. Hair Length: inbetween me shoulder an boobs wiv LODZA short layers
14. Eye colour: Blue!
15. Weight: 8&1/2st
16. Height:5"7
17. Braces? Naah
18. Glasses? Naah
19. Piercings: Ears& me nip!!
20. Tattoos: 1 on tha sida me Foot
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. FIRST best friend: Lindsey
23. First Award: fuk nos,shagin ay pmsl
24. First Sport You Joined: Runnin i fink or ballet
25. First pet: Dog m88
26. First kiss: tyym ago,a lad called craig a chinks
27. First Concert: duno
28. First Love: eerrmm fink it woz rick or chris

___ Favourites___

29. Movies: duno horrors,chikfliks an comedys
30. TV programme: ant and dec 1s
31. Colour: pink,orange an light green!
32. Rapper: ther al shit...spose 50 cent
33. Band: prob girls aloud! lol
34. Songs Right Now:lodz, MC dance mixes
36. Cigarette Brand (If You are/previously a smoker): (SOCIABLE SMOKER I WOZ)L&B or mayfair
37. Sport: running AND dancin
38. Restaurant:i dont fkin kno
39. Favourite brands:all designer heheh
40. Store: omg loads primark,river island
41. School subject: none a fkin h8 um all! PE probs tho lmao
42. Animal: DOG! english bul terriers m88 an staffys i luv cats tho
43. Book:none
44. Magazine:none
45. Shoes:dollys r comfiest but a luv me trainers an me stiletos

___Currently___

46. Feeling: lyk shit,a wana go out but th wevas shit
47. Single or Taken? SiNgLe an redy 2MiNgLe!!
48. Have a crush: not at mo,takin their tym 2cum along
49. Eating:i wish,wil b afta knowin me
50. Drinking: water,yes lol
51. Typing: wota dikhed question
52. Online: am i frig
53. Listening To:me m8s MCin an mixin!
54. Thinking About:summer an wen am next out round town&wen am gna b nex shopin
55. Wanting To:go 2 a beach party in HOT wever&2go ona shopin spree!
56. Watching:comp screen
57. Wearing: jeans, Black top,jaket&slippas!

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? 1 or 2,not fo aggges tho
59. Want to be married? not rly
60. Careers in Mind:run my own hair an beauty salon,travel roun th world job
61. Where do you want to live:bak in manchester but prob b chester or sumwer lyk dat
62. Car:lamborghini!! nah duno sumit gud,fo my 1st car i wil prob b getin a seat ibiza or saxo or sumit

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: dark brown or blonde
64. Hair length: Vshort!!
65. Eye colour: hazel or brown but any wil do rly
66. Measurments:5"7+
67. Cute or Sexy:sexy!
68. Lips or Eyes:both!
69. Hugs or Kisses:kisses
70. Short or Tall:taller than me
71. Easygoing or serious:easygoing!!
72. Romantic or Spontaneous:both! am greedy u c lol
73. Fatty or Skinny:mor fatty than skinny but jus in tha middle is betta(muscular)
74. Sensitive or Loud:both
75. Hook-up or Relationship:hook up THEN relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One:troublemaker heheh

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yea
79. Had Alcohol: yea
80. Smoked: ye
81. Ran Away From Home: that include bein chukd out aswel lol yea 2bof neways
82. Broken a bone: kinda ye
83. Got an X-ray: yea
84. Broken Someone’s Heart: hope not but theyl b ova it now if a av
85. Broke Up With Someone: yea
86. Cried When Someone Died: yea!
87. Cried At School:yea hahaa

___Do You Believe In___

88. God: no!
89. Miracles: no
90. Love At First sight: kinda
91. Ghosts: no
92. Aliens: no
93. Heaven: yea!
94. Hell: ye
95. Angels: yea!...ME! lol jk no
96. Kissing on The first date: yea
97. Horoscopes: no
98. Life After Death: opeso

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
1. I made a move on u:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I asked you on a date:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I ran away from home:
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?
9. I asked u to have sex?
10. i asked u out?

::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Body:

::HAVE YOU EVER::
21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Wanted to do me?
27. Fort U Wanted 2 Get Wif Me?

::WOULD YOU:
38: Be my friend?
39. Kiss me?
40. Makeout with me?
41. Love me?
42. Gf Material?