The Stupid Test

Read over these questions, if anything here has happened to you...
put an X for each that it true.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rythem.

[ ] You just tried to sing them.

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit .

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.

[ ] You type only with two fingers.

[ ] You have "accidentally" caught something on fire.

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[ ] You have caught yourself dribbling.

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore

[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[ ] You have eaten a bug.

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.

[ ] You break a lot of things.

[ ] You tilt you're head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[ ] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.

now count up your score and times it by 3