STAGE #1 SMART.
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject.You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course the person you are talking with is very wrong.You will talk for hours trying to convince someone that you're right.This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are "smart".Two people arguing about a subject neither one really knows anything about, but are convinced that they are the complete authority on the subject makes for great entertainment for those who get the opportunity to listen in.

STAGE #2 HANDSOME/PRETTY
This is when you are convinced you are the best looking person in the entire room and everyone is looking at you. You begin to wink at perfect strangers and ask them to dance because of course they had been admiring you the whole evening. You are the center of attention and all eyes are directed at you because you are the most beautiful thing on the face of the earth. Now keep in mind that you're still smart so you can talk to any person who has been admiring you about any subject under the sun.

STAGE #3 RICH.
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar an put it on your bill. You can also make bets at this stage. Now of course you still know it all so you will always win all your bets. And you have no concern for how much money you bet because you have all the money in the world. You will also begin to buy drinks for all the people in the bar who are admiring you because you are now the smartest,prettiest and richest person on the planet.

STAGE #4 BULLETPROOF
You can now pick fights with the people ypu have been betting with because you cannot be hurt by anything. At this stage you would go up to the boyfriend of the woman had been admiring your beautiful self all night and challenge him to a battle of wits for money. You have no worry about loosing this bet because you know it all, have all the money to cover this bet and you obviously win a fight that might erupt if he looses.

STAGE #5 INVISIBLE
This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do absolutely anything because no one can see you.You can get up and dance
on a table; you can strip down to your underwear, to impress the people
who have been admiring you all evening, because the rest of the people
in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person whom
you have picked a fight with earlier in the evening. You can walk through
the streets singing at the top of your lungs (because of course you are
still smart and know the tune perfectly) and no one will think anything
of it because they can't see you. All your social inhibitions are
gone. You can do anything, because no one will know.

And you certainly won't remember