David Crowley
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Maschio, 23,
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- Città: Ballinacarriga or "Ballynacarriga" well thats what the sat nav tells me
- Stato sentimentale: Single
- Visite al profilo: 2.931
- Data registrazione: March 2006
- Ultimo accesso: 1 settimana fa
- www.bebo.com/OPTIMUS_PRIME2006
- Messaggio personale
- Lets make all the decisions after we drink the beer, yup good idea
- Tutto su di me
- Beer: I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it!
Random sayings from the O6 bois:
*Boy with a b.o.i.
*7,8,9 (in a scouse accent)
*Where's my Monkey? (in a Daft Dave voice)
*Owwwww fein!
*MARCO?.... reply: POLO!
*Yeah baby yeah!
*I remember my first beer (in a german accent)
*Yeah, you Americans, why don't you go back to strip malls und drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices! (also in a german accent)
*Girl walking across the courtyard!
*Cheese Cheese
*Toot Toot (followed by flatuance)
*CIANO I'M SCARED! reply: OH THE TED!
*Yaoooooooooh
*Grand
*Go on floor it! FLOOR IT! FLOOR IT! FLOOR IT!
*Nice tits, nice ass, nice face, LASHER!
*Where's the red sauce?
*We'll just have 6!?
*Down in one
*Richie's Savage
- Music
- Linkin Park, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Scooter, Faithless, Tenacious D, Fiddy, Eminem, Limp Bizkit, Chemical Brothers, Shapeshifters, Basement Jaxx, DMX, Daft Punk, Euphoria Ordinary boys
- Films
- Scary movie trilogy, Final Destination, Con Air, Dodgeball, Die Hard trilogy, The Matrix 1 and 2 but not 3, Team America, Anchorman, 40yr old virgin, Saw1 + Saw 2, Pulp Fiction, Phone Booth, Training Day, Back 2 d future triology, The Hills have eyes, Gone in 60 secs, The Grudge, American Griffiti, Old Skool, Chopper, Dead Presidents, Fast and the furious 1+2, Hostel, spidermen, Not another teen movie, x-men, zoolander
- Sports
- Sleeping; I'm actually training really hard atm so fingers crossed I'll get something for all the hard work I've put in.
- Accomplishments
- *U21 All Ireland chess champion 2006
*I invented the marble machine, it revolutionised the way we think, talk and play with marbles - Ciano was right
- In this section we list all the things Cian was actually correct in saying....
*The egg did come before the chicken
*Dunny's actual name is Donnachada(p.s. very exotic there Dunny)
*He(Cian) does have the worst luck possible
*Aliens do exist
*Drinking alcohol when you're hungover does help
*The Loft does pour the worst pints possible
*Dave Finn's middle name is Fernando
*Dave also has a son in Brazil named Fernando Junior(Dave just calls him Junior)
*Herion addiction and Herion are linked
*Horse tranquilisers are not for Humans (remember that Dave)
*Not really caring relieves stress
*A stitch in time really does save nine
*Bangkok is the capital of Thailand
*We're all getting drunk alot this summer
*Persistence is the way to getting what you want
*If we have one drink we'll be down in the pub for the rest of the day
*Small quantities of alcohol impedes brainfunction but large quantities make you superhuman - Good drinking songs
- *Diddle ling ding ding ding ding, Diddle ling ding ding ding ding... Dadda doo doo doo doo dooo, Dadda doo doo doo doo dooo. repeat
*Get your tits out for the lads, get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the lads!!!!! - Completely Random Quotes:
- *"Ah for fuck sake who took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush?"
*"Manning just jumped out the window! We're two floors up!"
*"Ah for fuck sake who put cake under the couch?"
*"Eric Pollard or David Pollard?"
*"We'll just Cilit Bang the whole place!"
*"What animal tore this?"
*"Go on Finn Run that cunt down!"
*"Hey I just found Rolo icecream in the elevator"
*"Who filled my shower with beer?"
*"Ok own up who mixed gravy in with the coffee?"
*"I want to have man babies..."
*"I'm on the rebound"
*"Margey the blonde guy is underage"
*"Who kicked the shit out of my wall?"
*"Ah for fuck sake! Who filled the couch with rubbish?"
*"I want to ride your Mangina!
*Saulter get over here this ones gonna do it!
*Cian:[after drinking Ram's piss] "Oh man, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank" Dave: "I doubt that very much, playboy"
*"It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...."
chiudi Blog
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Eurovision Song Contest
First of all fair play to Ireland for getting into the Eurovision. But did we really need to get humiliated that much, it was bad enough that we had no points throughout most of it until Albania or somewhere gave us some simpity votes, after that is when the real humiliation started. We had a small victory being ahead of Britian but then Linda bloody Martin steps up to the plate- by the way we were expecting someone good looking- anyway Ireland single-handedly lost it for ourselves not only did we put Britian ahead of us, by the way they didn't give us any points but we religated ourselves to last place, can you believe it? Needless to say we went searching for some alcohal after that.......Seacrest out0 commenti 941 giorni
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War of the Worlds Vs. Scary Movie 4
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put a cork in it
A Cork radio station was running a competition- words that weren't in the dictionary yet still could be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: "96FM here, What's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave."
DJ: "Ok Dave, what's your word?"
Caller: "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'GO-AN'."
DJ:"...You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that it would make sense?"
Caller: "Goan fuck yourself!"
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls all unsuccessful until:
DJ: "96FM, What's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."
DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"
Caller: "Smee...spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."
DJ:... You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!"
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What Halo Character are you?
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You are Number one. In Times of Action You Are Everyones only hope.You are the Master Chief Arguably Halos best character.You Are The Last Of Your Kind ,A born leader a skilled fighter, and humanities only hope.
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What Classic Car Are You??
Vauxhall Nova
abit silly in the head... but your not botherd coz your car is slow...
What cheap beer are you?
Tuborg
This pilsner beer really does bring a posh side to drinking in a field! Probably the best tasting cheapy!!
What Marvel superhero are you?
Ironman
Tony Stark, after being gravely injured and forced to build a devastating weapon, instead created a suit of power armor to save his life and help protect the world as Iron Man. He is a wealthy industrialist and genius inventor whose suit of armor is laden with technological devices that enable him to fight crime.
What Heroes Charecter are you?
Peter Petrelli
You are Peter Petrelli
You can mimic any power you see
You want to save to world from destruction
What Transformers Film Charecter Are You?
Optimus Prime
You are willing to defend others even though it could affect you
What American Classic Car Are You?
Pontiac GTO
You are a VERY FAST DRIVER AHHH!! You drive mostly over the speed limit all the time. You need to slow down a bit lifes too short. But my god your car rules.
What wil be your first modifed car?
Nova
the mean of mean.. this old cars got the power being a sri too! any race you have will end up in a nice fair bit of dosh for you
What type of vampire are you?
Warrior vampire
you are very strong minded and wont give up to protect your race
What type of vampire are you?! (anime style)
your a blood filled vampire!
all you want is blood, blood, and MORE blood! when it comes to fellow companions, they come 2nd to blood...T_T your rude, crude and care only about yourself!
What Horror Movie Killer are You?
Bo Sinclar
Bo Sinclar Is A Mudering , Waxest , He Kills Victims By Stabbing Them And Turning Them Into Wax Figures And Placing Them In His Museum ALong With His Twin Brother.
What CAR are you?
CHARGER R/T E49
The CHARGER R/T E49 was once the fastest 6 cilinder production car in the world, with its 265 hemi it could accelerate from 0-100 in 6.1 and down the quarter mile in 14.4 seconds.
What car will you have in the future
Vauxhall nova
well done
you will be driving the un reliable car of a chav
you will be driving the un reliable car of a chav
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Nothing. I just feel the time is right . This is gonna be awesome. Or legendary i havent decided yet
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Who needs a pic when you have the real thing. Its under Dunnys bed. He thinks the drains are blocked anyway
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Shane Hurley12 settimane faGo away and put up a proper car 4 your profile pic!!Like the 1 on mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brian Young24 settimane faYa im down in skib friday for under age gig and then sat for the normal gig! On the radio then aswell!,
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Brian Young25 settimane fa
Yes this is true! But you can be the best that you can! haha! How was the weekend?
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Brian Young25 settimane fa
Just admit it dave you know you still do it. Youself and Dullea! haha!
Hows the back?
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i miss tilly..........
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