Randum Ranttt !!
10 Things ..

1. Ppl HoO Point At Ther Wrist Whilst Askin Fur Thi Time .. A Know Wher Ma Watch Is Mate ;; Wher Eh Fuck Is YoOrs ?
Dae A Point At Ma Dick When A Ask Wher Eh Toilet Is ?

2. When Ppl Say .. Its Always In Eh Last Place Ye LoOk ..
Why Eh Fuck WoOd Ye Keep Lookin After Yev Found It ? Dae Ppl Dae Iss ? Who && Wher Are They ?

3. When Ppl Say While Watchin A Film .. Did YoO See Tht ?
Naw Ya Fanny Basturt. A Paid £10 Tae Come Tae Thi Cinema && Stare At Eh Feckin FloOr!

4. Ppl Who Ask .. Can A Ask YoO A Question ?
Didni Reeli Give Meh A Choice Ther SunShine!

5. When Somethin Is 'New && Improved'
Well Which Is It ? If Its New Then Ther Has Never Been AnyThin Before It ;;
If Its An ImproOvment Then Ther Must Have Been SomeThin Before It.

6. When Ppl Say Life Is Short ..
Wit Thi Fuckkk ? Lifes Eh Longest Hing AnyOne Ever Does! What Can YoO Do Thts Longer ?

7. When Yer Waitin For Eh Bus && SomeOne Asks 'Has The Bus Came Yet ?'
If Eh Bus Had Been WoOd A Be Standin Here NobHead ?

8. Ppl Who Say Things Like 'Ma Eyes Arnt What They Used To Be'
So What Did They Used To Be ? Ears ? WellyBoOts ?

9. McDonalds Staff Who Pretend They Dont UnderStand Ye If Ye Dnt Insert Eh 'Mc' Before The Item Yer Orderin ..
It Has Tae Be A McChicken Burger, Just A Chicken Burger Gets Blank LoOks.
Well ill Have A McStraw && McStick It In Yerr McEyes Ya Fuckin McTosser.

10. When Yer Eatin SomeThin && SomeOne Asks ..
'Is Tht Nice ? '
Naw .. Its Fuckin Bowfinn! A Always Eat Stuff Tht Tastes Like Shite ?

Justt Naw Mateeeee !

1) What's their name?
Alan Adrian Bevan

2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
nope

3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
he'd never have the money to go

4) How old were you when you first met?
like 4 ur suhin

5) Do you know their secrets?
all ay thum

6) Is this person older than you?
nope

7) When was the last time you saw this person?
last nyt

When was the last time you spoke to this person on the phone?
today

9) Are you related to this person?
naw

10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
nope :\

11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
ayeeeeeeee

12) Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
ayeee

13) How many times do you talk to this person?
evry day

14) Do you think they will repost this?
yiiip

15) Could you live with this person?
aye bt he never gets oooot iz bed untiw 2 o clock lazy bastard

16) Why is this person your other half?
hez ma brother from another motherl

17) Have you seen this person cry?
aye

1 Do you know this persons middle name?
Adrian

19) Have you ever been shopping with this person?
aye

20) Have you ever sleept over with this person?
aye

22) Have you ever gave this person something?
booze

23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with them?
loads ay tyms wur menaces 2 society pmsl

24) Do you know everything about this person?
ayeeee

25) Does this person have a job?
naw hes a lazy cunto

26) Does this person have you as their other half?
ofkorse a widnae be dane this :S

27) Do you think you & your other half will be best friends forever?
aye akorse

2 Have you ever made something with this person?
aye cakes n aww sorts lol

29) Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person?
aye mwi pics

30) Have you and your other half fought before?
aye constantly

31) Is your #1 on drugs?
weve taken a couple ae things

32) Does this person drink alcohol?
aye

34) Have you and your other half made up a hand shake?
aye wae robbie

35) Have you and your other half done prank calls together?
aye steemin

36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
aye its funny

37) Have you ever seen this person sing?
awwww ehh tym

3 Do you and this person have a certain saying?
fuckinggg TUNEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!

39) Do you know this persons bebo password?
ayeeeeeeee

40) Do you know who this person likes?
aye

41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted?
nope a jump in to quick for him to get a hit

42) Does this person have a dog?
nope

43) Does this person go on the computer often?
kinda lol

44) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
nope bt we need tae go soon

45) Do you know this person's house alarm code?
weer no rich :S

46) Do you talk a lot to this person?
wat else wood wee doo

47) Have you licked this person?
naw :S

4 Now say something only you and this person will understand?
That Nyt

4 Has this person yelled at you?
aye we do it every weekend

49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
aye

50) How much do you love this person?
ti the moon n back twice (mcconnell)

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