Bikes......
* Motorbikes don't get pregnant

* You can ride a Motorbike at any time of the month

* Motorbikes don't have parents

* Motorbikes don't whine unless something is really wrong

* You can share a Motorbike with friends

* Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have ridden

* When riding, both you and your Motorbike arrive at the same time

* Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have

* Motorbikes don't care if you buy Motorbike magazines

* Motorbikes don't care if you look at other Motorbikes

* You'll never hear "Surprise, you are going to have a new little
Motorbike", unless you go out and buy one yourself

* If your Motorbike goes flat, you can fix it

* If your Motorbike is too loose, you can tighten it

* If your Motorbike is mis-aligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it

* You can ride a friends Motorbike and still stay friends

* If you say bad things to your Motorbike, you don't have to apologize to
it before you can ride again

* You can ride your Motorbike for as long as you like and it won't get sore

* You can stop riding your Motorbike as soon as you like and it won't get frustrated

* Your Mother won't stay in touch with your old Motorbike after you dump it

* Motorbikes don't get headaches

* Motorbikes don't criticize you if you are a hopeless rider

* Your Motorbike never wants a night out with other Motorbikes

* Motorbikes don't care if you are late

* You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Motorbike

* If your Motorbike doesn't look good, you can paint it or get new parts

* You can ride a Motorbike the first time you meet and you don't have to
take it to dinner

* The only protection you need when riding a Motorbike is a decent crash helmet

* You can boast in mixed company what a great ride you had the last time
you were on your Motorbike

* A motorbikes curves will never sag

*When you get a new motorbike you don't have to give money to the old one every month

*You can kick a motorbike to wake it up in the morning

MEN JOKES.............................
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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!

One for the ladies

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practising to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."

do dis plz....write yer answer n da comments
JUST DO IT.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on ANY OF US?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch ANY OF US?........
6. Give 1 of us a nickname and explain why?........
7. Describe 1 of us in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression of us?.......
9. do u still think the same?......
10. What reminds u of us?.....dont say alcos
11. If you could giv me anything wot wud it b?......
12. How well do u no us?......
13. Whens the last time u saw us?.....
14. Ever wanted 2 tell us sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot we say about u?