Funnily enough most ppl think tht United have got no songs
i decided to write a few down tht i could be arsed remeberin

MY OLD MAN
My old man said ' be a city fan,'
And I said' bolloocks you're a cunt )
We hate the blues and we're gonna show it,
We hate the blues and we fucking know it,
With spinksy and burchy alan mcanally,
They're the boys who gonna do us fine,
You support the blues ur a blue nose b*stard and you ain't no friend of mine...

FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
Follow, follow, follow,
Because United are going to Glasgow,
And there'll be thousands of Reds,
And we'll be pissed out our heads,
Because United are going to Glasgow.

Follow, follow, follow,
Because United are going to Glasgow,
We'll be Champions again,
That makes it 8 out of 10,
And the first to do 4 in a rooooooow.

Follow, follow, follow,
Because United are going to Glasgow,
And there'll be thousands of Reds,
With neither tickets or beds,
Because United are going to Glasgow.

NEMANJA
Nemanja, O-Ooh,
Nemanja, O-Ooh,
He Comes From Serbia,
He'l Fuckin' Murder Ya!
Nemanja 0-0oh!...

RONALDO
He Plays On The Left,
He Plays On The Righh-t,
That Boy Ronaldo, Made England Look Shite!....

BUILD A BONFIRE
Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the Scousers on the top,
Put City in the middle,
And we'll burn the f*cking lot

PARK
Park, Park wherever u may be
u eat dogs in your home country
it could be worse
u could be scouse eatin rats in your council house

OSHEA
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, the Stretford End will f****ng sing
'Cause we all know that Johnny's going to score...

FORLAN
Diego-woah ohh ohh,
Diego-whoah ohh ohh,
He came from Uruguay,
and made the Scousers cry

CANTONA
What a friend we have in Jesus
He`s a saviour from afar
What a friend we have in Jesus
And his name is Cantona....
Ooh Aah Cantona,
Ooh Aah Cantona
Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah
Cantona....
Ooh Aah Cantona

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me;
Twelve Cantonas, eleven Cantonas...and an Eric Cantona!

We`ll drink a drink a drink
To Eric the King the King the King
He`s the leader of our football team
He`s the greatest
French Footballer
that the world has ever seen


SOLSKJAER
You are my Solskjaer,
my Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
when skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
was f*ckin queerer,
please don't take,
my Solskjaer away!

WES BROWN
We've got Wesley Brown,
we've got Wesley Brown,
we've got Wesley, we've got Wesley,
we've got Wesley Brown.

FINALLY
You’ve only come to see united, come to see united

Hmm WOuld You...?

WOULD YOU...
KISS ME?
HUG ME?
FUCK ME?
LET ME SLEEP IN YOU`RE BED ?
STAND UP FOR ME?

CAN I ....
KISS YOU?
TICKLE YOU?
MARRY YOU?
SLEEP WITH YOU?

AM I...
LOVEABLE?
FUCKABLE?
NASTY?
KIND?
A GOOD FRIEND?
GF/BF MATERIAL?
FIT?

HAVE U ....
KISSED ME?
SAW ME?
HANGED WITH ME?
HAD A DREAM ABOUT ME?
GOT MY NUMBER?
FUKED ME?

ARE YOU ...
ASK FOR MY NUMBER?
ARE YOU GONNA PUT THIS ON YOU`RE BEBO?

put your music/ipod on shuffle answer the questions
put the first line of the song, not the title.

1.Describe your love life.


2.Describe your friends.


3.Describe how you feel about yourself..


4.Describe your goals in life..


5.What song best describes you best?


6.What are you thinking right now?


7. Tell me something crazy.


8.What makes you laugh?


9. What makes you cry?


10. What would you say to Gordon Brown right now?


11. If you were on TV what would you say?


12. Say something clever..


13. They will say this at your funeral..


14. What they will put on your grave stone..


15. What best describes your life...