11 rules of bebo

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"


load a bollocks!!!


Copy and repost in your own bulletin as
11 rules of BEBO.

Thankyou

. What's ur name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do u think of me?
4. Do u hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Would u fuck me?
7. Describe me in 3 words.
8. If u had me for 30 mins, what would u do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If u could give me anything, what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could u ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why.
18. R u gonna put this on ur blog & c wat I say bout u?
19. Anything to say b4 u go?

would you.........

Hug me?
Make love to me?
Sleep with me?
Take a shower with me?
Come on holiday with me?
Hit me if i did something to upset you?
Tell me to fuck off?
Break my heart?
Fall out with me?
Fall asleep with me under the stars?

wat would you do.........

If i got arrested?
If i got merdered?
If i kissed you?
If i asked you out?
If i asked you to sleep with me?
If i passed my driving test?
If i got into a fight?
If i cried?
If i hit you?
If i got got kicked out of my house?

Who are you to me??????????