leanne-*looks at hamster*-look at him cleanin himself, what a poof!
me-lmao!!


*in geography*
becca-imagine if you said to someone to put there cheeks on a chair(meaning bum cheeks)
...and then they sat on there face?
..
alix/becca-lmfaaooo!!


alix-flys have sex on everything. your food..your hair..
......
becca/alix*rubs hair*-EWWWWW!


*on webcam*
....
leanne-EWwww! theres a hair in my cheese!
becca/leanne-creaased!


*on videocall*
leanne-hes coming round in 20 mins,
hes just havin his tea.
...
wheres my tea?
MUUUUMMMMM!!
becca and leanne-lmaaaaooo"


*in french*
lucy-(hugs kirsty)
kirsty-ow..your heads sharp!


*on msn*
becca-clara,faer fecks sake,
pick yur droopy arse oof the floer!
clara-becca,would you mind getin
yoor false teef oot ma cofeee!


*in reggie*
becca-i smell like charlie...
clara/becca-RODRIGO!


on call with clara
claras mum(sees a beetle)
-ahhhh its a big bastard!!
becca-creeasedd


*on the phone to lucy*
becca-its nots fair!,why dont boys have to get these damn hpv jags?!...
lucy-well....boys dont have any cervix...
both-lmaaoooo!


*in kitchen*
mum-omg topgear is so pointless
its just about cars that no one can buy
dad-no its not i think its interesting
katy-.....eastenders is rubbish!
me and mum-lmaoooo!


*in history*
jennifer-becca, do you have a job?
becca-no?!
jennifer-haha! unemployed!


*walking from re*
becca-ahhh i stood in a piddle, i mean puddle
clara-lmao
becca-carefull clara dont stand in a piddle


clara-ding`a ning`a ning`a ning!?
becca-ro!


*eating dinner*
becca-mmm, i like the other chips better these ones taste like potatos?!
mum-lmao


*in pe playin table tennis*
lucy-my bums itchy?!
becca-rofl!!


*walking out from french*
mr ritchie-au revoir!,bon weekend rebecca
becca-byebye!
kirsty,lucy,becca-lmao!


*in maths*
jennifer-my ovaries
becca-microfreeze?!!
jennifer-what?lmao!


*in pound-mart*
becca-*picks up pens*oooh i wonder how much these are(:
lucy-becca! we are in pound-mart!?
becca-ohyeah



*walking back in the pouring rain to my house*
clara-why is there a duck on the road?!
becca-ehh,clara thats a rabbit
clara-oh...
both-creeasedd!


lucy-do you ever get the feeling that your feet are wet?!
becca-lmao


*walking home from school*
random boy-omg somthing is on fire!
lucy-your muma!
both-lmao


*walking from re*
clara-god becca!
becca-stop re-correcting me!
clara-haha!
becca-im such a rai-tard
both-lmao!


*in whs, dvd section*(we pretended we were laughing at american dad instead!)
random old lady-fart fart fart farrrrrttttt!
becca and lucy-sniggers and trys not to burst out laughing
lucy-so did you watch american dad lastnighthahahahahahah!
becca-creeasseed oh yeah haha that was funny
both-rofl!


*on msn with kirsty and lucy(kirsty cant get her cd out...)
kirsty-how do i get it out!?
lucy-well.....
me and lucy-*snigger* ahahahah!!!


*at wedding anniversary with leanne*
becca-*looks* who is the owner of that baby!!
leanne-creeeeased!


becca-lucy,car!
lucy-ohshit!
becca-lmao


*sitting eating dinner at wedding anniversary*
waiter-would you like red or white...?
becca-what!
leanne-no thanks
becca-ohright,no i dont want wine...lmao!



*in geography*
alix-cheese
becca-cheese
alix-cheese
becca-cheese
alix-balls! xD

Whats your name??
Are we friends?
If so how long have we been friends?
Are We Best Friends?
What do u like about me and why?
Have you ever felt like killing me and why?
How well do you know me?
Do u love me?
Have you ever wanted to tell me somethin that you couldnt?
Do u like my personality?
If there anythin you dislike about me ?
What would you do if I commited suicide?
What would you do if you found me lying dead?
What would you do if i moved to england?
Would you give me up for anything?
What would you do if you found me sleepin in a card board box in the middle of the streets?
and finally how much am I worth to you?

FAKE FRIENDS: never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRIENDS: will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: will steal this, just like I did