Brian
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Garçon,
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- de Papakura
- Membre depuis: May 2007
- Dernière connexion: Il y a 5 semaines
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- Hypnotist, Hypnotism for Fun.
- À propos de moi
- I am a Hypnotist. Hypnosis is great for therapy, but also fun as well. If you want to become someone else, or something else, forget something you shouldn't like your name, try a sex change without the surgery that is reversible, try out those xray glasses that allow you to see through clothes, make mad passionate love to....a broom, or 101 other insane acts, then hypnosis is your key to your wonderfully powerful immagination.
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- Got my black belt in Ju Jitsu when I was 20.
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Funny Story
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,
'I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that's wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife, and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps into bed, and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Wow! That was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I'll be right back."
He returns to the bathroom and then goes back to the bedroom, and round two is even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back into the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing in front of the mirror, saying,
"She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife."
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Biblical history in a nutshell.
God made Adam bit Noah arked Abraham split Joseph ruled Jacob fooled Bush talked Moses balked Pharaoh plagued People walked Sea divided Tablets guided Promise landed Saul freaked David peeked Prophets warned Jesus born God walked Love talked Anger crucified Hope died Love rose Spirit flamed Word spread God remained.0 commentaires 523 jours
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Even Christians say funny things by mistake.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."0 commentaires 523 jours
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Hi Gary, fine here. I don't use bebo much anymore though. I am too often on getdare.com Whats been happening with you then. Silly bugger, you ask for a reply then block it.
you added me a while ago.
how are you?
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A couple of videos of me hypnotising online, one using audio, one just by typing.
lol i wudnt say horse id say hung like a moose lmao
Yep, don't use Bebo much Gary. How's it going in the motherland?
you're the guy from agesss ago.
How have you been? Miss our chats. Ying and Yang. Hope all is well Down under
work in scotland is good,
how did the street hypno go?
any good?
I do psuedo hypno sometimes in the pub
just whack 'em under
hehehehe
I installed a application and started recieving txt horoscopes costing $3.33 per txt. Painful eh. To stop such txt hit reply and txt 'stop' (without the ') and you should get a txt back saying you are unsubscribed. Thanks Leighton for the application 'NOT'
Ben is someone I knew years ago, to those wondering.
who are you?
you have commented on some of my pictures, but i dont know you..
Well, tommorrow I spend a day studying the finer points of instant hypnosis with Reg Blackwood, a Christchurch hypnotist coming up to Auckland to teach his techniques. Always good to see how others do it, and if fine we'll be doing some street work with the public in the PM. Should be good.
hey man,
hello fae scotland hypno guy
hows work on the other side?
Both
So far I have imported Electronics, knives and airguns. Knives make the best profit. You have to know the right person.
It costs around $15000 once it's all done. expensive ae. But I'll do my best. I'm importing and distributing. Made $4000 last weekend. Guess how? Bought Tito and his wife, and Harold Wilson and his wife, signed cards to Norman Kirk in 1975. Worth well over $4000
sorry mate, already done :p
lololol. (:
not spoke to you for ages! :-O
xD.
how are you?
Woohoo, going the Gt Barrier island durring the first week of the school hols. April 20 to 27. Hope the sea is calm both ways, 5 hour or so trip. Got a bach in Karaka Bay, all set. Taking my car, cheaper.