- Big tommy P
u chocking like a little bitch
in a running race ur the 1st to get a stitch
Im fitter Stronger in Smarter
in a fight ill have your guts for garter
the lady's they call me the party starter
lil wayne wants me to write the next carter
pussy bitch do you have connects like that
no nigga your bum chum is fat ass joey crack crack crack

-MC Slippers
so then tom u tryna beat me on these rhymes
well im too good for u and i aint got time
soo ima keep this short and real real simple
ima whoop yo' ass soo bad
then ima pop u like a pimple
it aint about speed this is a marathon
you gotta have stamina jus like your mom
we go all night and we never seem to stop
we did it to the cha cha slide "1hop"1hop"
and it felt real good wen we did it to the beat
her tits are soo big she will never see her feet
so thas all i gotta say and their aint nothin true'er
il be in your nightmares jus like freddie krueger
with my lyrics i will basically rip u to shreds
il hit u soo bad u'll be wishing u were dead

-MC Slippers
you say you are the strongest and you say you are the "biggest"
but was ur dick in the world record book guiness
this rhyme is so hot i can feel the tension
come back to me wen uve had ur penis extension
ur rhymes are good but mine are even better
im soo tall coz im standin on all my cheddar (money)
u say lil wayne wants you to write his songs
phaa bitch u would choke up like you is smokin a bong

- Big tommy P
the only peson chocking is your bitch on my dick
you carnt beat me mo'fucker is spittin' to quick
you say you dick is bigger than mine, is this true ????
coz when i banged your hoe mine goes all the way through
you aint hard enough to fuck with me
you baby back bitch you cried when you got stung be a bee
you say your cheddar is big but you aint stacking them figures
you scared of me like the KKK scared the nigga's
If you ever run your mouth agen ill be pulling on my trigga

-Big Tommy P
if was dead ill be fucking with the devil
i sit so high you can't get on my level
im the MVP im stupid with this rap
bring yo' retarded face here ill give you a slap
i killed so many niggas with my rymes i sell rappers on ebay,
soldiers couldnt cause more disaster on d-day
put the needle on the record and then i push play
fool im the best my rymes are instant like replay
tommy p has got more records than the DJ
i am the best thas why these girls they wanna flirt
come around me again pussy ya gunna get hurt


-MC Slippers
Tommy fuckin P you think youre that good
who told you you could rap i know westwood
well i know there is a problem and i know just how to solve it
coz i rhyme like a beast you could say im a lyricalholic
i spit flows over the web like i do it for a hobby
my rhymes be so tight baby and yours are always sloppy
so here we go il meet you out by the rover
this contest is finished
done ....
NOW OVER

This is the SEXY test.
Post this and see who will fill this out.
You may be surprised to see some of the answers.
Mark the answer with an "X"
[X]

How old do I look?
[ ] 11
[ ] 12
[ ] 13
[ ] 14
[ ] 15
[ ] 16
[ ] 17
[ ] 18
[ ] 19
[ ] 20
[ ] 21

How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT)
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] 5
[ ] 6
[ ] 7
[ ] 8
[ ] 9
[ ] 10

Would you rather..
[ ] Do me
Or
[ ] Date me

Would you rather be on top or bottom?
[ ] Top
[ ] Bottom

Do I have pretty eyes?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Do you like my body?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you be sad if I moved?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you come visit me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Am I..
[ ] Hott
[ ] Beautiful
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Cute

Would you rather..
[ ] Makeout
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] Fuck
[ ] Go out

Do you want to go out with me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

Would you give me your number?
[ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya numba
[ ] No

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuck me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10.Do u still think the same?
11.What reminds u of me?
12.If you could give me anything what would it be?
13.How well do u know me?
14.What do u like best about me?
15.Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16.Could you ever love me?
17.Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go