1.Full name: Aoife O' Riordan
2.Nicknames: Riordo d weirdo, but really just riordo!
3.Birthday: 19/11/88
4.Place of birth: the bons
5.Zodiac sign: Scorpio
6.Male or Female: hermaphrodite
7.Grade: A plus
8.School: ucc
9.Occupation: student
10.Residence: my house (duh)

____Your Appearance____
11.Hair Colour: brown
12.Hair Length: shoulder
13.Eye Colour: greeny/bluey
14.Height: not that tall
15.Braces: nah bi
16.Glasses: era na
17.Piercing: multiple, all concentrated on the auditory organ
18.Tatoos: ‘áine is a sex god’ on my lower back
19.Righty or Lefty: righty

____Your Firsts____
20.First best friend: evelyn
21.First award: lifetime achievement
22.First sport you joined: mountaineering bak in 1st class
23.First pet: goldfish called jack nd jill (R.I.P.)
24: First Real Holiday: france
25: First Concert: Boyzone in de r.d.s.
24.First love: bosco, wata babe

____Favourites____
26.Movie: notting hill/bridget/about a boy/love act (hugh grant), also the notebook if iv water retention…(tears be flowin)
27.TV Programme: corrie or eastenders
28:Film: The Guru, but I’ve never seen it.
28.Colour: red
29: Subject: Gaeilge
30: Singer: Whitney =no 1, Michael bublé, céline dion, rihanna, Leona, john spillane…der al up der
31.Band: Take That (wer talkin old skool tho, bak 2 d days of relight my fire nd bak for good…J)
32.Song of the moment: disturbia!!
33: Song of All Time:I will always love you, whitney/its all comin back to me now-céline
34: Drink: Tropicana orange juice, tea, vodka n ribena wen clubbin!
33.Sweet: rowntrees fruit gums
34.Sport: era playin de field
35.Restuarant: liberty grill
36.Favourite Brand: st. Bernard, always better value
39.Animal: dog (bracken!!) seal, or áine
40.Book: harry potter, (stiil not fin no. 7 tho?)
41.Magazine: horse & hound
42.Shoes: how long is a piece of string. Maybe my vans tho.

.____Currently____
43.Feeling: groovy
44.Single or Taken: era now
45.Eating: grapes
46.Drinking: double naggin….(not realy)
47.Typing: no, im act sending a mental message of the answers to the screen
48.Online: dosent deserve an answer
49.Listening to: my dog barking
50:Thinking about: what im goin to have for lunch
51.Wanting to: do something
53.Wearing: pyjamas

____Your Future____
54.Want children: yup, as in lik it’d be a shame to waste such overwhelmingly large brain power, genetically speaking ya no!
55.Want to be married: eventually
56.Careers in mind: sumthin languagey...
57.Where do you want to live: wherever like
58.Car: anything that isn’t crap nd has power steering really!

____Which is better with the opposite sex____
59.Hair colour: darkish
60.Hair Length: not skinhead but not rapunzel either
61.Eye colour: wa ev trev
62.Cute or Sexy: the latter
63.Lips or eyes: les yeux
64.Short or tall: taller than me fo sho
65.Sensitive or loud: once ther not a mute nd not a graham norto!
66:Hook-up or relationship: both are fun!!
67.Sweet or caring: mm? That’s a bita 6 in 1 half dozen in the other I reckon?
68: Easy going/Serious: in between, horizontal boys scare me as do those in the vertical category…

____Have You Ever____
72.Kissed a stranger: city hall baby! Maul on!!
73.Had Alcohol: im a pioneer
74.Smoked: smokers are jokers
75.Ran away from home: only when im late for coll
76.Broken a bone: touch wood no, but im convinced my toe broke durin ice skatin last christmas
77.Got an x-ray: yar, on my dentures
78.Broken someones heart: erm....?
79: Had your heart broken: minor fractures
81.Cried at school: numerous times, mostly with laughter tho, eg wen jeanne pretended to cough up a hair ball, or wen I fell off my chair in bro’s biol class, then agen 2 seconds later…lc English wit ms long; “I walk too quickly to wear high heels”, wen áine started cryin coz she found out we had irish nxt class…

____Do You Believe in____
82.God: kind of ya
83.Miracles: in a w

Being a ceannaire in Coláiste íde involved more work than being a ceannaire anywhere else such as the cleaning shift from 8-5, or worse the night shift!! However it did mean that there were 12 ceannairí (eventually), and 5 múinteoirí, and of course a lot of funny and random comments:

Aoife talkin to Clíodhna about the game operation "You never had it, well where did your inspiration for medicine come from so?!"

Ed on the rules of connect 4 "So do you just connect 4?"

Niamh getting a bit confused by the anette curtain joke "But what is a net??"

Niamh later trying to redeem herself "I was trying to think of what a net was, but then I was thinking too hard"

Maura on why Niamh wasn't figuring it out "No Niamh, they're roller blinds"

Jennifer trying to follow Ken's conversation on racial harmony "Who's Rachel harmony?"

Ken on Aoife's squeaky voice "Aoife, is your voice breaking?"

Joe on his reason for deciding to go out "only to teach you all a very important lesson and that is that peer pressure always works."

Niamh to the taxi driver "and would you drive a lot?"

Ciara trying to figure out Joe's riddle "Do you ask the troll what he would do if he were in your position"

Mary trying to get hoola hoops "Yeah a six pack would be great....no not the taytos..the........*imitation of someone using a hoola hoop*

Ken's quote of the 3 weeks "and how does that make you feel"

Ed's three ways of describing someone "he's fine, he's a legend, or he's a snake"

Aoife trying to figure out Joe's riddles "Do you have to think outside the box?!"

Aodán's description of Coláiste íde (as Gaeilge!!) "Tá me ag scuabing the floors all day long agus mise gets no points, tá mé ag working all the time agus now I'll have to die in this place too......tá Coláiste íde like concentration camp!!"

Na múinteoirí go léir do na daltaí "Níl brón ort, ní thuigeann tú cad is brí le tá brón orm"


Na mná sa chistin "Just dry those please darling......that goes over there pet....just
wash those pots in the sink dear"

Na cinnirí go háirithe, Aoife "BABHLAí, PLATAí!!!"

Na cinnirí ag tabhairt amach an mi wadi "deoch amháin agus dhá brioscaí"

Ken ag cur isteach ar na cinnirí "Sé deoch agus ocht brioscaí!

TÁ MÉ, ONE OF MY FRIENDS WENT ON HOLIDAYS TO THE PHILLIPINES!!!!

Deirdre: dinasours are evil...
Aoife: no there not!
Deirdre:they are...
Aoife: Well how wud u no its not as if uve ever seen one!

Aoife: my arse is killin me from da concrete....
Jeanne:u no its really gud for exfoliation1 sittin on concrete...
Aoife: reallly????


Lisa: Weve the same popocorn!
Aoife: Cheers...
Lisa: no...POP!

Deirdres homwk 4 brownedale: mes parents son tres sympa... ils donnent la nourriture est largent.

Keelin: i went to a dog show yesterday!
Aoife: iv been to one of dem....
Nerak: i was in one....

Liam P: Please pass the effervescent water.

Maureen: so aoife, do u like play the box as gaeilge?
Aoife:eh??

Deirdre: my bladders about to EXPLODE!!
Neighbour: howdily hodily neighbourino!

ON DA PLANE TO ITALY...Deirdre: erm hav u seen my lip bolm?
Aoife: u like my new bommer jacket?
Deirdre: wat u think of dis song?
Aoife: its da bomb!
bomdadumbombom!


Deirdre: Its sooo bad!
Aoife: ok...lets analyse dis situation radically...


Aoife: ders no surf!
Ev: but where ders a will ders a wave!


Deirdre: eeeww luk at da state of my stomach....
Lump..: no luk at mine... it has a nucleus of its own!


Aoif: Lets use our boards to make a raft!
Ev: now now u no wat happens wet aoife o riordan starts makin a raft...we get all giddy and hyper nd start fallin round de place arse over tits in 2 de deep ocean...(had 2 be der!!)


Lydia: aoif, hav u seen pirates of the carribean yet??
Aoif: nope not yet...
Lyida: oh but hav u read de books???


EVELYN: Aoife wer r ur clothes?
Aoife Over der...eh why?
Ev: I need to find somethin to wear for the fancy dress... duh!


An ULTIMATE classic from ev at shivs birthday....
Aoife: brings up the subject of being mute (ie ppl who cant make any sounds)
Evelyn: so like can mute people make sounds when going to the toilet?

-one to go down in history id say... i laughed myself 2 sleep lst nite!

Aoife: "smell ur legs are really hairy..."
Deirdre:"ya u cud grate cheese on them..."

so deirdre wat do u wanna do wen u leave skool?
dee"primary teachin maybe"
Karen"oh ya shur your into kids arent u?"

Maureen"According to the state im my granmothers father"

Jeanne"u lookin quer faced at me?

Aoif "who the fock dya think u are?"
Aoif"why do men hav nipples?

Dee p" My brains broke"

Waiter"eww this lid has been all licked yok..."
Evelyn"no its not been licked its been fingered!"

Ticket seller"dya wana buy a tcket in aid of Alcholics Annomynous?"
Deirdre"ya sure"
Deaf Aoife.."Wait a minute why d hell wud archaelogists need funds?"

In the euro two shop..
Evelyn" thats a cool necklace"
Aoife"ya i wonder how much it is..."

Barry Waugh" Aoif An bhfuil aon buachailli sa bhaile?"
Aoife" nope..."nil aon taithi agam leis na buachailli"

Aoife" Ive always wanted to eat a bug like in the lion king"

on Oliver Plunkett Street
Evelyn to a paser by " how do u get to patrick street from here? (in a foreign accent)