ENGLAND

A.F.C. Bournemouth - Bournemouth Casual Element , Southern Intense Unit (Youth)
Arsenal - Gooners, The Herd
Aston Villa - The Villa Youth, The Hardcore, The Steamers
Barnsley - Inner City Tykes, Barnsley 50
Birmingham City - Zulu Warriors
Blackburn Rovers - Blackburn Youth
Blackpool - The Muckers Muckers Forum, The Seaside Mafia, BSC (Blackpool Service Crew), BRS (Bisons Riot Squad). Former firms include - Bennys Mob, Rammy Boys (Ramsden Arms Crew), The Pool Lovers Elite Brigade (P.L.E.B.S)
Bolton Wanderers - Cuckoo Boys
Bradford City - Ointment, BCY Crew (Bradford Criminal Youth Crew), BRS (Bradford Riot Squad)
Brentford - BYE (Brentford Youth Element) Brentford Suicidal, Hounslow Mentals
Brighton & Hove Albion - Mardi Gras Casuals
Bristol City - City Service Firm (CSF)
Bristol Rovers - GHS (Gas Hit Squad)
Burnley - Suicide Squad
Cardiff City - Soul Crew
Carlisle United - BCF (Border City Firm)bcy(border city youths)
Charlton Athletic - B'Mob
Chelsea - Headhunters
Cheltenham Town - CUF (Cheltenham Under Fives)
Chester City - Chester 125
Chesterfield - CBS (Chesterfield Bastard Squad), NYO (Newbold Youth Offenders)
Crewe Alexandra - GRE (Gresty Road Elite), CCE (Cheshire Collage Elite), Crewe Useful Nutter Territorial Squad (C.U.N.T.S.)
Colchester united - CCB (Colchester Carnage Brigade), CCD (Colchester Casual Division)
Coventry - Coventry Legion, Legion Youth, Coventry Usual Suspects
Crystal Palace - Dirty Thirty/Under 5's,Nifty Fifty,The Whilthorse
Darlington - Darlington Casuals, Bank Top 200, The Gaffa, Under 5's, The Townies
Derby County - DLF (Derby Lunatic Fringe), DYC (Derby Youth Connection)
Doncaster Rovers - DDR (Donny Defence Regiment), DDRY (Donny Defence Regiment Youth)
Everton - ECM (Everton Charming Men), CRC (County Road Cutters), One Time Crew, Snorty 40, Scallys
Fulham - Thames Valley Casuals, The Pink Boys
Gillingham - Gate 13
Grimsby Town - CBP (Cleethorpes Beach Patrol)
Hartlepool United - Blue Order
Hereford United - WMC (White Mafia Crew), ICFY (Inter City Firm Youths) FCC (Foxy Crew Casuals)
Huddersfield Town - Huddersfield Young Casuals (HYC)
Hull City - City Psychos, Hull City Service (HCS)
Ipswich Town - The Tractor Boyz
Leeds United - Service Crew, Longknives , (IHS)
Leicester City - Baby Squad
Lincoln City - LTE (Lincoln Transit Elite), MYE (Meg Youth Elite), LYE (Lincoln Youth Elite)
Liverpool - Three F's (Fair, Firm, Friend), The WBB (Walton Brek Boys), The Urchins, the wooleyback nob heads
Luton Town - MIGS, The Wife Beaters
Manchester City - City Guvnors
Manchester United - MIB (Men In Black), Red Army, Cockney Reds, IBYC (Ice Box Youth Casuals)
Mansfield Town - MSE Youth, MSE , MYC (mansfield youth casuals)
Middlesbrough - Boro Frontline , Frontline Youth
Millwall - The Bushwackers, The Treatment, F Troop, Cyber Firm
Newcastle United - Gremlins, The Bender Crew, NME (Newcastle Mainline Express)
Northampton Town - NAT (Northampton Affray Team)
Norwich City - Barclay Boys, NHS (Norwich Hit Squad),NCE(Norwich City Elite)
Notts County - Roadsiders, NYC (Notts Youth Casuals), Bulwell Boys
Nottingham Forest - Red Dogs, Trent End Boot Boys, FEC (Forest Executive Crew)
Oldham Athletic - FYC (Fine Young Casuals)
Peterborough United - Blue Division
Plymouth Argyle - TCE (The Central Element)
Port Vale - VLF (Vale Lunatic Fringe)
Portsmouth - 6:57 Crew
Preston North End - Paras-T.A.E
Rotherham United - Section 5
Queens Park Rangers - C-Mob, QPR Youth Mob, White City Queens
Reading - Reading Casual Firm, RYF (Reading Youth Firm),The Grassing Crew
Scunthorpe - Scunthorpe Youth Elite (SYE)
Stoke City - Naughty Forty
Sunderland - Seaburn Casual's , Sunderland Youth Squad
Swindon Town - Swindon Active Service (SAS)
Tottenham - Yid Army
Tramere Rovers - Loon Platoon ,
West Bromwich Albion – Section 5 , Albion Youth
West Ham United: ICF (Inter-City Firm)
Wigan Athlet

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser

Say the word COW before each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now say the word COW After each word

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

Now say the word COW before AND after each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look




Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.