Have you kissed the same person more than 5 times in 2009?
yea

Do you have a condom in your room?
no lol

Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?
nope - too hard

Would you ever consider piercing your lip?
yeah but am too shitty lol

Do you have any piercings?
ears and tounge

Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
sober

Do you get along with girls?
yea i get along with everyone!!!!!

Will tomorrow be better than today?
the only day worse than sunday is monday

If you were in the hospital, would the last person you kissed be there?
i would like to think so lol

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
achhh noo

How did you wake up this morning?
with no hangover

Do you think anyone's thinking about you right now?
no, normal ppl would be in bed at this stage

Pancakes or French Toast?
pancakes


How can people tell if you're in a bad mood?
wen i say "its fine" lol

Everything happens for a reason?
yea i think it does

Who was the first person you talked to today?
frankie


When was the last time you smiled because of a text message?
earlier lol

Have you been in love with a boy/​girlfriend?​
ack yea, everyone has

If you left your computer, walked 3 steps backwards and one step to the left..
beside the cupboard

Will this weekend be a good one?
yea, me cash n roisin having a girly drink

What's your favourite colour?
black

Has something made you angry lately?
my stupid work

Do you paint your nails?
yea - n leave them chipped lol

How often do you curl or straighten your hair?
a few times a week

Why aren't you with the person you were first in love with?
because ive never met eminem lol

What's something you really want right now, be honest?
ha lol lots of things

Do you have any plans for the weekend?
girly night

Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, ex, peyote, mushrooms, opium??
ehhh????

What's a random fact about the last male who had their arm/arms around you?
they watch judge judy


Can you remember the last time you really liked someone?
yea

Where were you at 11:47 pm last night?
in frankies house eating fruit lol

Who was the last person that helped you stop crying?
god i cant remember lol

Have you ever spoken to someone on the phone while in the shower?
sort of lol

Have you held hands with anyone in the past 24 hours?
yea

What is something you've realized recently?
that tech is not easy and essays wont do themselves

Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life?
yeah

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
yeah

What are/were you doing at twelve this afternoon?
still in bed - watching boxin

Who did you love/like at the end of last year?
no one

How many times have you dyed your hair?
loads

Do you personally know anyone who's in a band?
lol pmsl my daddy lol

Last thing you drank?
wee vodka and coke

Could you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your bf/gf?
ammmm i think so.......

Are you wearing any clothes that don’t belong to you?
yea elaine pj bottoms n catilins pj top lol

You receive £50 without any reason, what do you do?
go out

( Things that a driving instructer wouldnt say)....
When i slap my head on the dashboard, I want you to climb out of the wreckage and fetch help.
You've made one mistake, a pine air freshner dosent cover up the smell of a dead hitch hiker.
On my signal I want you to mound the pavement and kill my ex-wife.

(On the subject of speeding cameras) I think that the anti-speeding advert should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day

People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart attack'.

They’re saying that the whole thing with school is that it’s never going to be as stimulating as life now? Because they’ve got blockbuster movies and video games. There’s no way that school can be as interesting as Tekken. “Sir, why have you got the head of a leopard?” “Quiet, boy! Fireball!”

saw Saddam's hanging on YouTube and it made me think. It made me think... is there nothing on the Internet that I won't masturbate to?

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