Mr Gilshinan: I'd be about as welcome as a ham sandwich at a Jewish wedding

Katie: I steal calculators

Sr Marie: Heil Hitler! *salutes* And swastikas, now moving on!

Sr Marie: I'm going to kill those second years!!

Mr Gilshinan: Well you wouldn't ask someone getting on in their years to go hump a bag of cement around the place

Me and Niamh: Hey hey uni uni I don't like your brow, no way no way I think you need to wax it! Hey hey uni uni I could wax your brow!

Beej: Check of them, calling me a lesbian!
Me: Yeah, the proper term is bisexual!
Beej: No, actually, I'm trisexual

Beej: Well two blondes make a right! Hey, tell Niamh I said that. I'm going to write a book about the physcis of blonde!

Me: (*moaning about men with Niamh*) I know like they're such assholes! (*turns to Shane*) Not you, Shane, you're grand like, but most men are

Me: If anything ever happens to me, there's something I want you to have
Darren: What?
Me: BOOT TO THE HEAD!!

Jessica: Daire and Darren should get together and have a love child
Me: Omg yeah they could call it Dairen!

Jessica: I'm gonna sellotape Mrs Cogley to the ceiling and ride her!!

Beej: I'm so glad to be in art again!
Me: watch out or Mr O' Carroll will put you in his book of (*irish accent*) naughty girls

Ms Scanlon: You don't have to be touching her!!!

Sr Marie: I don't have a horn, but if I did I'd use it!

Sr Marie: I can read your mind. I know what you're thinking, Jessica... But I won't say it
(*after*)
Jessica: Ohmigosh she's Edward Cullen!

Yun Woo: I am Joe's testicle. I give him cancer. I kill Joe
Mr Rolsten (Joe): (*walking by*) 0.o

Mr Rolsten: Now girls this is a very sexualised line. Write that down!!

Yvonne: *pouting*
Yun Woo: You're cute when you pout
Me: (*whispers to Yun Woo*) I'll make her smile (*turns to Yvonne*) You're sexy when you pout

Sr Marie: Come up here so I can strangle you!

Me: I'm going to try have a productive mid-term
Beej: Did you just say you're Chad's reproductive organs...?

Katie: My hair is quite testicular
Me: And erect
Katie: no it's not
Me: *lifts it up* now it is

Yun Woo: Ms Scanlon is so cute!
Ms Scanlon: (*right behind her*) 0.o

Katie: (*says really loudly in physics*) RAPE!

Katie: (*while Ms Scanlon is right behind her*) Gang rape!

Melissa: *telling Beej about a science olympiad Niamh Creed and Yun Woo were nominated for*
Beej: Well if Aoife's not in it then it can't be real!

Sr Marie: Now ye can't be having crack all the time, you need to go have some babies!

* mr rolsten to jessica in art*
mr rolsten: what are you drawing? is he supposed to be a greek scuplture?
jessica: yep
mr rolsten: is he supposed to be naked?
jessice: yep
mr rolsten: well then, where is his penis?
jessica:......
(*later*)
Me: (*after hearing above story*) Why is it I can totally imagine Jessica saying "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"...?

Beej: Do you actually think Mr Rolsten is good looking?
Jessica: No
Me: She just loves his ass!
Jessica: Yeah!

Jessica: Have you seen Ms Walsh's crotch? What is with that?
Me: 0.o no...

Sr Marie: Never mind the walls! They'll still be there when you're married!

Sr Marie: Marie's no slave! Marie's not black!

Ms Scanlon: And the image is erect
Katie: This is now my favourite diagram

Me & Katie in physics: Hakuna matata, what a wonderful phrase! It means no worries, for the rest of your days!

Melissa: Will you blow my french horn?
Me: Why Melissa, I didn't know you had a penis!

Me: (*screaming frantically in german*) SETZT DICH HIN!!!!

(*before maths*)
Me: *whispers* penis
Jessica: *louder* penis
Melissa: *louder* penis
(*this continues until the teacher comes in*)

Me: (*to Jessica*) Hello, mein Sexualobjeckt

Niamh: Aoife ist meine beste Freundin
Me: Niamh ist mein besten Schildkrote

Me: Niamh is my sister from another mister
Niamh: Shane is my brother from another moth

"What If.."
I died:
I kissed you:
I lived next door to you:
You found out I was married:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I refused to leave my home:
I got into a fight while you were there:

"Would You.."
Help me hide a body:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Hold my hand:
Take a bullet for me:
Try to solve my problems:
Love me:
Date me:

"Have You Ever.."
Lied to make me feel better:
Lied for me:
Wanted to kiss me:
Wanted to kill me:
Broke my heart:
Betrayed me:
Kept something important from me:
Thought I was unbearably annoying/felt like you couldn't stand me:


Who are you:
Are we friends:
When and how did we meet:
Describe me in three words:
What was your first impression:
Do you still think that way about me now:
What reminds you of me:
If you could give me anything, what would it be:
How well do you know me:
When was the last time you saw me:
Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't:
Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you:

Just something I had to do so you guys know. If I've forgotten anyone, let me know

Billie Jean-
What is there to say about Beejus, the atheism god? xD We've only been friends for about a year and a half now though it seems much longer. I remember you talking to me in maths even though you didn't know me at all, and to be honest I thought you were a little weird, being so friendly (believe it or not, I can be shy ) You've introduced me to some pretty amazing stuff, lfrom Resident Evil to Gaspard Ulliel (HUSBAND!!! xD) and lots more. We've gone through a lot together, from being Twilight obsessed to completely hating it! Sitting in McDonalds for an hour just reading Breaking Dawn after getting up at half 5 that morning to go Dublin and get it Serioiusly, we have to share an apartment when we're going to college. And we must have that epic horror movie sleepover, sometime this summer maybe?
ps I'm on page 3

Niamh-
Charlcob, you are awesome! My first best friend in secondary school X3 Still, Billy gonna beat you, y'know that? So many random times, like making up songs about unibrows and hannah-rolling people Don't go into the light though, I don't care if they offer you cookies, just trust me on this one. Oh and has Shane got me those fish yet? Ok, I need to be srious for a moment here. I mean what I've said to you before, any guy ever hurts you and I swear I will beat the absolute shit out of him! Sure, I'm an overprotective friend, but what can you do? Burn the witch! He turned me into a newt!
ps Howya hun, how's yer ma?

Yvonne-
First things first, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! When ya gonna gimme a chance to give you your presents, ey? They're epic, I promise Yay you have broadband now And we can msn XD I'm really glad we became friends, we have so much in common. And buahaha I made you a manga fan I'm gonna be the cosplayer of honour at your wedding But for the time being I'm gonna be coming up with even more of my crazy plans (with the help of Niamh) to set you up with famous people. Also, I can borrow skirt please? Sometime, if I'm good? I'll give you pocky in exchange!!!
ps Regarding the land in Killkenny in Joe's house - I'm working on it!

You guys are amazing. You make me laugh so hard I almost burst. We've so much in common - you laugh, I laugh; you cry, I cry; you jump off a bridge, I won't do the same - I'll be at the bottom to catch you. If you all were stuck in a building that was on fire and I could only save 2 of you, I'd push you all out and stay inside myself. You guys know me well enough to know I'm not the kinda person who'll tell you that I love you, but at the same time I hope you know that I really do :3 And also, I lost the game


Jessica-
The first new person I really talked to in secondary school. I still remember the first day, having no idea what bands you and Katie were talking about.
"I have the Spongebob album" - I don't anymore
We've come a fair bit since then, with you texting me at random ungodly hours to talk about Kyle or your first time being Rickrolled XD
ps How's Kyle? :3

Katie-
Kj, Cappo, Seamus, you have too many names!! And there's been so many crazy times. Im sorry if you get beaten up because of yesterday Thanks for coming to Dublin with me, even though you seem to make me have panic attacks Good times, good times BB is watching you sleep, you little art genius you. You're an awesome convention buddy xD Random dancing with the Disco Near afro It so totally was a dance-off! Curses, foiled again!!
ps Back in your box

Darren-
It's undeniable, we were meant to be friends. We've got so much in common it's almost scary I never would've thought when I was first going to Epic-Con that I'd make such a great friend! And I hope you know you're never getting out of being my personal map now We gots free chocolate X3 Which reminds me, tha