Do People Even Read These Things?

Who was the last person u rang : Top Up Credit
What does tha 6th message of ur fone say: "Wow awesum! Wats dat ovr half his face? lol"
Who was it from: Emmaa
Who makes u smile: MIKA
Has ur heart ever been broken: If It Was Broken Id Be Dead
Where do u wanna get married: LONDON
Where would u get your 1st tattoo: Wouldnt Get One
Who do you fancy: MIKA!

Do u prefer
Scary or Funny: Funnyy
Shower or Bath: Shower
Rollercoaster or Merry-go-round: Rollercoaster
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Summer or Winter: Both, If I Had To Pick...WInter
Text or Ring: Text For Suuure!
Hot or Cold: Hot
Singin or Dancin: Dancing

Would u ever:
Go sky-diving: Nopess
Go scuba-diving: No HaaHaa
Go travelling: Yeahh
Get married: To MIKA...Yess
Have kids: Yeps
Move to a different county/country: Perhapss

You are currently:
Listenin to: MIKA - One Foot Boy
Singin: One Foot Boy
Eatin: Ice Cream
Drinkin: Nothing
Online: Bebo && MSN
On the fone to: Nope
Wearing make -up: Yep
Hairstyle: Down && Straight
Jewellery: 2 Stud Earings At The Back & 2 Penguin Earrings In The Front
Thinkin about: MIKA
Wanting: MIKAs ALbum....NOW

RANDOMS.
spell your name without vowels: Mlssa
whats your favourite number: 26
what colour do you wear most? Umm I Dunno...Grey? Black? White? Lol
least favorite colour? Bottle Green
what are you listening to? MIKA
do you smoke?: Nooo
are you happy with your life right now? Yess
anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity? Yes
what is your favorite class in school? Free Periods
how do you make money? I Dont Lol
where do you go to school? Cullybackey High
are you outgoing? Little Bit
do you own big sunglasses? Hell Yeah!
where do you wish you were right now? With MIKA
do you have a crush on anyone right now? MIKAA

ANGER.
are you currently mad at someone? Yess
which family member has the worst temper? Me
when you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell? Both

EXCITEMENT.
has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you? Noo
if you won a million dollars what would your first thoughts ? Im Gunna Buy Me Some MIKA Tickets!
if you could have anything right now, what would it be? MIKA! !

YOU.
name? Melissa McKay Penniman
what's your main goal in life? To Marry MIKA
do you want to have children? Yep
how do you want to die? In My Sleep?

NOW.
what are you doing now? Listening To MIKA
what did you do today? School

TOMORROW.
is? Tuesdayy
what are you going to do? Go To School...Duhh

SAD SECTION.
have you ever really cried your eyes out? Yess
cried on ur friends shoulder? Noo
cry when u get a injury? Depends How Bad It Is

RANDOM
spent any money today? No
where were you at midnight last night? In Bed Trying To Sleep xD
last alcohol beverage? Ive Only Ever Had West Coast Cooler
looking forward to anything? MIKAs Album

Get My Nose Peirced
Do Something Crazy With My Hair
Get Mika's EP
Play Sims 3
Dance Like A Asswipe In Public
Embarrse My Mother
Get Blue In My Hair
Get A Giant Bow For My Hair
Get Another Pair Of Skinnies
Dye My Hair Red
Wear A Tutu To Town
Get Orange Tights
Get A T-Shirt With Ribs & A Heart On It - Dont Want One Anymore
Get That Gay Stain Out Of My Green Skinnies...
Get That Heart SHaped Bag Out Of Exhibit
Get All Of MJ's Cd's
Go Camping
Learn How To Do The Moonwalk
Get Pinstripe Skinnies
Learn How To Do The Smooth Criminal Lean
Buy A Pair Of Hi-Tops
Buy Another Pair Of Hi-Tops
Get The Full Version Of "We Are Golden"
Buy "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" Album.
Get A Famous Persons Autograph
Meet Mika
Get Braces Off
Pet A Tiger
Pet A Llama
Back To School
Get That Blazer With The Glitter On It Out Of NV
Learn To RollerSkate o.O
Get My MIKA Tickets



I'll Probably Add More Ya'Know....

The MIKAnictionary
A Guide to Understanding Mika Fan Terminology

Mika-ette(s):
A fan of Mika. A lover of all things bright and cheerful and Mika flavoured. An inhabitant of the Mika Fan Club Forum and tends to cluster in groups with other Mika-ettes.
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The Mika Bug:
A contagious infection::
-that causes one to continuously play Mika’s CD’s
-that causes minor heart palpitations when the name’ Mika’ is spoken or any other Mika Song related word.
-that makes you look twice whenever you see a man with curly brown hair who just happens to be quite tall.
-that makes you check his website and fan club forum continuously throughout the year just in case he made an appearance
-that causes you to check myspace everyday…y’know just in case you got a message form the exalted one.
-that spreads wildly among fans, young and old...LOOKOUT!!!
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Mikanian Slip:
Where you call someone (particularly people with M names) Mika and you have to cover it quickly..."Er..I mean Michael, Michelle...whoever!"
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Mika-ism:
Things that remind you of something Mika would say, or has said.

ex. "It makes you feel at one with…your…feminine…side-maternal side…haha."
"Have you seen that Mr Bean episode where…[insert appropriate anecdote]"
"As far as I’m concerned…."
“Why not?”
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Mikafingers:
(1) When you're trying to type something while you're thinking about Mika and your fingers won't type the right words and all that coems out is ‘MikaMikaMika Mika’. (2) When you're thinking about Mika and your fingers simply stop working. For example: aklhdfkla!!!11111.
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Mikaguttermind:
I think this is self-explanatory. But for those without a clue it's what happens at 1:00 in the morning while chatting with the Mikaphiles on the forum in the ‘Body Hair thread’ or the ‘Brace Appeal thread’ or really any thread on the Mika Fan Forum…
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Mika Attack:
That feeling you get when you hear or read ANYTHING about Mika...especially something new
- you start to shake
- you can't breathe
- your heart is POUNDING, almost jumping out of your chest
- tears begin to form in your eyes......aaaaaaaand then you break out into Love Today....
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Scattermika-ed:
when your brain is so fried from all the "Mikatalking" in threads that you can't think or type straight anymore and when you talk to someone they think you’ve gone insane.
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Mikaholics anonymous:
Support group hopelessly in love with Mika.
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Mikafright:
When you meet Mika and are petrified and feel like melting into a gooey puddle or fainting or possibly fixing yourself to his leg permanently so he can’t get rid of you.
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MIKAMARES:
Having a sometimes wild, sometimes thought provoking, sometimes AMAZING Mika-dreams, and then waking up to realise they weren't true...or sometimes you wake up laughing your butt off...E.G Mika trying on Indiana Jones outfits in the Disney Store…*Snickergiggle*
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Mikamelting:
How you begin to turn into a liquid state (especially at the knees) when you listen to "Happy Ending" and you hear Mika sing "This is the hardest story that I've ever told// No hope, no love, no glory// A happy ending gone forever more." And then just want to give him a really big hug.
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Obsessive Mika Compulsive:
One who keeps going to various music stores pretending to look for other CDs but really just wanting to check out the supply of Mika CDs...for no good reason, just to see them…or move them to a more visible area…like switching them all to the Number One spot again. *Cough* Hehe.
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Mikasies:
A play on the word "fantasies"...nuff said.
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Mika Friends:
All the amazing people you've "met" because of Mika...those on the forum. Mika Friends