Aye, that pretty much sums up the night eh?

So it started on a boat.
We're in Hogganfield loch, and Nikki's brought a new friend for us to meet (hi Leeann =D) so we're getting to know each other aye, the usual, sharing crazy stories about wheelchairs, lesbians and (you knew it was coming) trampolines. Anyway, we're walking home and across the road limps a "wee fat dug" (let's call him Bruno). So Bruno is clearly in distress about his current situation, with one of his fat back legs giving up on him every step he takes. Nikki and I take pity on the poor creature, with Nikki taking it upon herself to "PHONE THE RSPCAAAA!" Well, that didn't go quite according to plan. We take Bruno to Jade's, and Shaz is worried he'll poop in the back garden. Fair enough, we take him round the front (this possibly being the biggest mistake of our lives).
"ZAKKKK! ZAKKKK!" comes the voice of this crazy burd, so anyway through her alkie ramblings (she was reekin btw!) we establish the fact that there's a missing boy by the name of Zak out somewhere round the huggy, and apparently this is Bruno's fault. I kid thee not, this bitch tells us that the "fuckin dug's been shagged up the arse!" (or as she later tries to put it politely "hingwied up the hingwy") so Zak had tried to find the dog a home and apparently got lost in the process. (Zak's not her son btw, who knows?)
Eventually we find Zak keepin it real on the grass but as soon as he sees the alky bitch (Amanda), he sprints like fuck. Not so good to be honest, aaaaaaaanyway, I'm ragin, cos Amanda's assaultin Bruno and I'm like "wtf?" & Nikki's ragin, cos Bruno's taken quite a shine to her yiknoww? Bruno nearly gets knocked down, Jade and Leeann have bolted after Zak who's over at the huggy, Jade's house phone is ringin in my pocket and all I can hear is Amanda screamin, and the next thing Nikki's dialled 999 on a payphone.
"Right the hing is, right, I'm Nikki-Lee Snodgrass and me and my pals are round the huggy, we're tryin ae help this dug and this woman comes up the street shoutin about this missin wee boy, and see ae be honest? She's no right in the heed, am worried, ma two pals have went missin and am across the road fae the old B&Q stressin out here..."
Meanwhile, a clearly confused taxi driver has been roped into shining his headlights onto the deserted water to help find Zak. I ask what he's all about and comes the reply "am a taxi driver fae Millerston! Some burd told me tae shine ma lights, lookin for her wee boy" so by this point I'm past worrying about Bruno, Zak or even Jade and Leeann and I'm finding the whole thing hilarious eh? I tell the taxi driver to go about his business and leave us to look for Zak. Everything's silent for a while except for Nikki "Jade's gonny take a fuckin panic attack... am gonny crack that alky!" and the next thing Zak comes running round the huggy like a bat outta hell. It happens too fast for me to react, Nikki's grabbed him and Jade and Leeann are on the scene, Jade clearly outta breath and Leann has busted her knee. Bruno limps up 2 minutes later, and 2 kind strangers (Eric & Michelle) have stopped to see if we need help, and their dog, Jake, is ragin.
Amanda's ragin that we didn't call her straight away as soon as we'd caught Zak and the next thing she's startin on us eh?
"TAKE A DRINK FUR SKYE MATEE!"
"Gonny get oot his face."
"WHIT MAN, NEED AE GET HIM HAME... GET AWAY FI ME!"
"Why ye bein cheeky?"
"Listen the hing is right, I can smell booze a mile away, so I don't trust ye"
And Amanda, who's clearly just lost, backs down.
So they take him home and we chat with Michelle, and about 2 minutes later two police arrive, clearly ragin at the lack of drama.
"Whits eh script here mate? Ur yees generally (not genuinely, generally!) concerned fur this wee boy ur suhin?"
We explain, but they're more concerned about gettin away without Bruno, who by this point has pissed on and scratched Eric's car and demolished all their dog's food. "Helf n

Guys that lead you on till you fall then they break your heart. Especially the ones you dont expect it from they lead you to believe they truely care and that there not like the typical guy then really its a pile of bullshit to make you think their great....
YES?
But yet again us girls fall for it Why?

What about girlfriends who make you feel bad for doing nothing wrong make you feel like the bad one when your only trying your best. make out that their all high and mighty but the just bring you down and use you and lie to make themselves seem like the better person. It sad but true.

I beginning to think that if I just dont trust people and let them into my life then I 1. wont get hurt and 2. hate people like them.

Dont you just fucking hate people who are all mouth and try to argue about bullshit and you know if you just smack them in the mouth its done.

Hate a strong word but some people just boil me blood man.
Yes Im easily agaited but you know what if Kerrane doesnt stop repeating the same songs im going to hate that tooo.

Lil rant over doesnt make sense does to me though

N♥Lee