Start out with 100% and minus 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your 38% virgin.

[X] Smoked
[X] Drank alcohol
[X] Cried when someone died
[X] Been drunk
[?] Had sex
[] Been to a concert
[] Given a handjob/gotten a handjob
[] Given a given head/recieved
[X] Been verbally/sexually harassed
[X] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
[X] Felt someone up and/or been felt up
[X] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
[X] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
[] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
[X] Been to formal
[X] Cried at school
[X] Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store
[] Went streaking
[X] Given or received a lap dance
[X] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
[X] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
[X] Slept over at someone of the same sex's house
[X] Slept over at someone of the oppisite sex's house
[X] Kissed a stranger
[X] Hugged a stranger
[] Went scuba diving
[X] Driven a car
[X] Gotten an x-ray
[] Had a party
[] Done drugs
[]Played strip poker
[] Got paid to strip for someone
[] Ran away from home
[X] Broken a bone
[] Eaten sushi
[] Bought porn
[X] Watched porn
[] Made porn
[] Had a crush on someone of the same sex
[X] Been in love
[X] French kissed
[X] Laughed so hard you cried
[X] Cried yourself to sleep
[] Laughed yourself to sleep
[X] Stabbed yourself
[] Shot a gun
[X] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
[X] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
[X] Been online for 9 consecutive hours
[X] Watched an animal die
[] Watched a person die
[] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
[X] Pranked somebody
[] Put somebody in the hospital
[X] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
[X] Kissed somebody of the same sex (ON THE CHEEK)
[X] Dressed punk
[X] Dressed goth
[X] Dressed preppy
[] Been to a motocross race
[X] Avoided somebody
[X] Been stalked
[X] Stalked someone
[X] Met a celebrity
[X] Played an instrument
[X] Ridden a horse
[X] Cut yourself
[] Bungee jumped
[X] Ding dong ditched somebody
[X] Been to a wild party
[] Got caught stealing something
[X] Kicked a guy in the balls
[] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
[] Went out with your friend's crush
[] Got arrested
[] Been pregnant
[X] Babysat
[] Been to another country
[] Started your house on fire
[] Had an encounter with a ghost
[] Donated your hair to cancer patients
[X] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
[] Cried over a member of the opposite sex
[X] Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months
[X] Sat on your butt all day
[] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
[X] Had a job
[]Gotten cut from a sports team
[] Been called a whore
[X] Danced like a whore
[] Been mistaken for a celebrity
[X] Been in a car accident
[X] Been told you have beautiful eyes
[X] Been told you have beautiful hair
[] Raped somebody
[X] Danced in the rain
[] Been raped
[] Walked out of a restaurant without paying
[X] Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
[X] Kissed someone on the lips

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( . .) - i need to fart!
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( > <) - *fart*
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( - -) - all better!
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( * *) - *sniff*
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( O o) - WTF smells like crap
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( X X) - DEAD
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THIS SONG IS A PEOM TO MYSELF IT HELPS ME TO LIVE