I _______Emily
Emily Is ________.
Emily Thinks A Lot About _______.
When I Think Of Emily, I Think Of ________.
I Want Emily To ________ Me.
If I Were Alone In A Room With Emily, I Would _______.
I Think Emily Should _________
Emily Needs To ______.
I Want To ____________ Emily
Emily Has __________
Emily Can ______ My _______.
If I Could Describe Emily In A Word: _______.
Emily Will Never _____.
I Hope Emily Never _____.
if I Could Change Emily I Would_____________________________
I _____ Emily Because_____________.

So this was us 3 in town:

And here we are standing outside Ann Summers. This cannot be good for our reputation... and its a sale to get excited about!

We have to look after this thing. I mean animal. I mean human

Just cus she works in a la di da store

Oermission as in the midstake- translated as permission is a mistake

Itchy bums

CINEMA!:

*after sucking in helium*- (deep voice) ROCKK STARRR

Dave, would yu like a cookie?

Oooh la la

I feel like P diddy in fur

I'm a good beeper

Hey save some horn for the rest of us

Yu drive like a sleepy old bear

Move over grandma

Yu can sleep when yu die

JACKASS 2 THE MOVIE!:

*Jhonny Knoxville Gets Kicked In Balls By Wee Man*
Me And Emily Laugh
*Jhonny Knoxville Gets His Own Back And Kicks Wee Man With His Ankle*
Me And Emily Rolling On The Floor With Tears In Our Eyes!

Talcome Powder Fart! Soooo Funny We Just Had To Record It

OMG my hip moved! I think i gave birth!

Its poop, hair and more poop

Thats gotta be the perfect poop

OMG that reminded me of my x wife!

AN AVERAGE DAY AT SCHOOL (AT LET ME WARN YU THERES NOTHING AVERAGE ABOUT IT!):

(Assembly)
Laura H, Emily And Laura O: *Laugh Hysterically*
Laura H: Yeah A Hooker Can Be A Position (Think Us Thoughts)

(Mr Warren Talking About Tractors)

Laura H: Yeah Up The Gas Pipe Lmao
Laura O: What Would You Use For Protection?
Laura H: A Plastic Bag?
Laura O: Nah They Got Holes In It

Hurm..

Laura H: Aww You Can Imagine Little Baby Tractors
Emily: Imagine A Tractor In Labour!

Mr Warren: They Guy Was Soo Sad That He Couldnt Buy A Tractor That He Got All His Magazines And Tiny Tractors *Emily, Laura H And Laura O Blank Out The Rest* (Think Us Thoughts)

(Lunch)
*Laura O Bites Ali's Left Hand*
Laura O: Ewww He Tastes Bad
Laura H: Can I Say Something Thats Really Gross And Your Gonna Hate Me For?
Laura O: Oooo Dear
Laura H: I Wonder Which Hand Ali *@&$"^$$&* With?
*Everyone* EEEWWWWW
Emily: EWWW laura! Now its in your SALIVA HAHA!

Later Discovered That Laura Bite His Left Hand And She Freaks Lmao

*Laura O Throws Away Pasta Box*
Laura H: Noooooooo!!!!!!
Laura O: Heeeee
Laura H: Im Not Gonna Forgive You Untill You Get It Back! Ask Ali His Hands Are Already Dirty According To You . Look, Look! My Foots Tapping Now!!
Emily: HOW COULD YU DO THAT LAURA! What did the poor box ever do to yu?!

Laura H (Very RandomlyWhilst Chattering Teeth): La La La, La La La, La La La La, La La La, La La La, La La La La, La La La, La La La ,La La La
Laura O: Hey Its The Artic Version Of The Mexican Song!

In Whitby
"Save a mouse...eat a pussy"
"Free breathaliser...blow here"




Good times ;p
xxxx

1. give me ur number?
2. love me?
3. let me kiss u?
4. watch a movie with me?
5. have dinner with me?
6. drive me somewhere?
7. take a shower with me?
8. be my gf/bf?
9. tell me u think im cute?
10. buy me a drink if i didnt have mone?
11. take me home for da nite?my house r ur house?
12. let me sleep in ur bed?
13. do me?
14. put dis on your blog 2 let me answer ur questions?
15. do u think im attractive, beautiful r sexy?
16. do u like my style?
17. do u think im funny?
18. do u care about me?
19. would u dance wit me?
20. would u sing happy b'day 2 me?