Name: Jonathan Motion

Single or taken: in the middle i guess

Sex: Male

Birthday: 18th May 1990

Sign: Taurus

Hair color: Browny/Blone

Sibling: 2, sister and brother

Eye colour: dark blue

Height: 6"2

• F A S H I O N | S T U F F •

Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes: TK Max, Burton, AB10, Republic

Any tattoos or piercings: Ye tatoo on my back

Favorite brand of clothing: ralph lauren

What is your most comfortable outfit?: jeans, t-shirt/shirt

What do you usually wear?: jeans and t-shirt

• S P E C I F I C S •

Do you do drugs?: no

What kind of shampoo do you use?: head and shoulders

What are you most scared of?: heights

What are you listening to right now: The Hoosiers

Who is the last person that called you?: Matt Barwick

Where do you want to get married?: Its gota be hawii

How many buddies are online right now?: ehh dunno nt on msn

• F A V O R I T E S •

Colors: blue

Foods: can't beat pasta

Subjects in school: physics is good banter

Animals: dogs

Band?: Maroon 5

Celebrity? Matt Deamon

• H A V E | Y O U | E V E R •

Bungee jumped?: nah

Skinny dipped?: no

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: probably did wen i was 5 or sumthin

p r e s e n t

Clothes: jeans, marboro t-shirt, quicksilver jumper

Music your listening to: Stronger- Kanye West

Annoyance: Mags who don't answer theyre phone

Smell: nothing realy

Desktop picture: Me with holiday mates

CD in player: nout

DVD in player: Transformers


• L A S T | P E R S O N •

You touched: cnt remember i was pissed

Hugged: same as above lol

You yelled at: pikl becoz he tried to steal my cod 4!

You kissed: thats telling


• D O | Y O U | E V E R •

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to realise they love you: no

Save conversations: nah

Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: wait...... hmmm.... no

Wish you were younger: nope

Wish you were older: ye definatly

Wish that you could be with someone who is off-limits: depends what u mean by off-limits... no younger people

Want to run away from it all to be with someone: ye would be amazing

Went on a cruise, probably met the the easiest people to get on with seeing as we had 2 weeks to feel like we knew eachother for years lol

Jimmy: The first person i spoke to in the teen centre and i felt such a geek for going in lol but im lucky u were same kinda guy as me who jus loves a laugh and sum good banter haha. Your beatboxing is immesne and learnin the soldierboy dance was a good laugh. 'Radox for men... huuuuuum.. oh ye radox for men'' ROFL probs funniest thing iv ever heard sum1 do in a shower

Max: At first you were a bit quiet but then once u came out ur shell all the girls thot u wer realy cute... which got on my nerves lol but not ur fault. Now i see you as taking the piss out of anythn serious and a realy good mate. You under the hypnotist was too funny and it brightened up my cruise haha. 'Seals eat penguins.. it's a fact of life' hahaa, its true but u never had to say it soo harshly lol. Missin u and jimmy man we had good banter chat on msn tho!

Spencer: the 14 year old who looks about 18 lol. From sunderland but supports totenham who btw are shite haha but in all seriousness you are a sound guy who was too gangster to start out with but we sorted that out by the end lol. Ive taken soldierboy how to crank dance home with me and good banter lol. We'll always have the words.... banter, rife, stompn roaster hahaha

Dennis: The essex lad from the deck 5 massive lol gota love that. Found love within 3 days and we all thot it was realy sweet haha altho it kept u away from the giant crew we'd goten within like 5 hours of knowing eachother. ''Ahh its a small asian child whos just misunderstood and wants a hug!''... I'l never watch the grudge with a straight face again lol

Thats the lads we were the origionals, and we got crashed on by the girls lol altho we love them all dearly... ish haha

Hailey- After 2 hours of knowing you we called you a lesbian.. hardly special treatment lol which is wat you deserve . Your phrases were hilarious: your 'angin... your a bastard, i hate you, go die, go jump overboard.... lol. Then you nicked my phone and clocked up like 100 texts and even more minutes but its aryt..... i think :S. Anyway i dead miss you and your general arsed attitued to everything but ur bf and city haha... and btw aberdeen do have a team xxx

Lucy- The younger edinburgh twin.. u guys were a savior to me lol coz i was the only scotsman in the group and then you two saved me! Also i had other who remotely understood me without having to explain myself 5 times over lol. We had some good banter like watching happy feet in the hot tub haha and then wen every1 chuked about 100 blankets ontop of me on deck, it was warm but realy un-neccasary haha. Must admit u made me realize edinburgh lassies do it best! along with emma and georgia ofcourse xx

Emma- The older edinburgh twin.. we started off good mates then drifted apart.. then got good mates again which was all good! I finaly had someone who understood the scottish system for 6th year which none of those englanders understood haha. Still can't beleive spencer never gave u a heart in the dating game its shocking, i think hes racist tbh it was coz u wer scottish lol jokes. Realy hope u get into medicine and come study in aberdeen i rekon il be sticking around so atleast il know sum1 else! xxx

Bernice- Sam, Amanda.... Samanda lol. Well you realy were the wee lass from shefield and you were part of the origional mixed group. It's well bad how you had to eat with ur parents every night but atleast u made the night time banter. We realy did giv u too much abuse for being small was a bit harsh but u know it was a joke. Must admit though u probably support one of the worst teams in english football haha (i said english so u cant include aberdeen ) but still shef wed are shit. lol luv ya! xx

Connor- ''Hi and welcome to the connor show!'' Gutted i missed it but every1 had a laugh about it anyway. You were the closest lad to home even tho ur

Such good banter its unreal!!! So many crazy stories, so many crazy drink mixes... for example
The Walder: 2/3 absinanth, 1/3 vod
Cinimon Pownage: No idea just tasted of cinamon lol
The Poo: Sunny D, Vod and oreos lol

The hukka pipe banter! Crazy popcorn flavoured tobaco

The absolute state of the apartment lol

Me and arran getn the tatoos

the sayings....
''Everything is.. excelent!''
''I'm Old Greg! Ive got a mangina!''
''Hey u guuuuys!''
''Should av' back'anded him!''

Not alot said here but it doesnt do the holiday justice..... IT WAS FOOKIN MENTAL!!