John G

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I enjoy a nice pair of slacks!
Me, Myself, and I
Hi there! I am John! Hi! Leave a comment letting me know how u are...i'd like to know! About me.....Starting to get so old!!! I'm at Glasgow Cale going into my 3rd year of Quantity Surveying, enjoying it at times! Finished for the summer, many a booze! Work as a waiter at Frankie n Bennys! Play rugby with Dalziel, hoping for promotion this season! Love spending time with my gorgeous girlfriend alison...love her millions :) xxx
Music
Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Kasabian, Bloc Party, Kings of Leon, The Killers, Foo Fighters, Oasis, Muse, Radiohead, The Fratelli's, The Klaxons, Kanye West, Justin Timberlake and a bit of dance etc etc before I go out and when I'm out... and i love listening to alison when she sings to me! ha and when we both sing along to scissor sisters in the car to practice our x-factor audition :)
Films
American History X, Goodfellas, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Godfather 1, 2 and 3, Waterboy, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Old School, Freddy Got Fingered, Ace Ventura, Oceans 11, 12 and 13, Cinderella Man, City of God, CIty of Men, All the X-Mens, Shawshank Redemption, The Dark Knight, Silence of the Lambs, Forrest Gump, The Green Mile, Wall-E, The Departed, The Shining, goes on and on..............
Sports
Rugby and a few others, like going swimming n then a sauna :)
Scared Of
Heights, getting old, failing, being ugly, being fat, waking up with no legs, a piano falling out of a tree and squashing me, undercooked chicken, big blonde shemales, the casino...
Favourite Things
Alison :) My gorgeous girfriend!, holidays, when i wake up an hour before i need to get up and i can snooze, rugby, summer, money, food, thursdays, saturdays, alcohol, buy 1 get 1 free's in mega bar on thursdays, the gym, goin to the pics, text messages, Christmas!!, presents, Hogmanay!, people falling over, anchorman quotes, my laptop, massages, every 2nd friday off, my guiness top hat (which i left on the train :-(), roasted cheese, my flowery shorts(which i left in SP)
Don't Like
It's shite weather, being injured (common), work, lectures, my brother waking me up 2 move my car, tidying the house after last nites party, being hungover, people cutting u up on roundabouts :@, people throwing a bucket of water on the coals in the sauna and then sitting on the bottom bench, losing my phone, working new years day, alan wearing my clothes, martin's pre club dancing, andy's gambling addiction, traffic lights, studying, skinny jeans, my mums accent, neds, people who ask for "2 poon" so they can buy a drink, queues, protestors, call centres, having nothing to do, alison eating all my munchies, losing, overdrafts, o2, battery running out, my cat meowing, my armpits

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  • How much do you like Anchorman?

    Do u find urself repeating quotes off anchorman daily?

    Is it hard to watch the movie without knowing the whole script?

    Do people get pissed off cause u dont shut up when watching it when they havent seen it before?

    Have u tried to say im not going to watch anchorman for a whole month but find urself sitting on the couch with the popcorn and watching it anyway..

    Do u often start out singing ... gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight.. and all ur mates around u start up and becomes a loud out of tune version of what love is like...

    When u watch the movie again after the first time do u notice so many other funny things that u didnt see the first time?

    Do u have pictures of anchorman on ur bebo?

    Do u have more than 1 anchoman band and/or group?

    Have u tried watching all other movies with Ron/ Will farrel in it?

    Have u watched Wheres the rent with his kid pearl in it?

    Do u use these sayings from this video aswell?

    Are u obsessed with BRICK and just looking at him cracks you up?

    Do u think bebo groups of anchorman really do it justice? Do u think the greatness of this movie deserves more...

    Do u still laugh at everything on the movie even tho its the 100th time u have seen it?

    I do bout 80% of the things here lol and my skin was that before I found this blog haha I LOVE LAMP!

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  • ARE YOU A BEBO SLUT??

    YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BEBO SLUT WHEN...

    1. You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable amount of time looking at their bebo.

    2. After meeting someone your conversation somehow leads to - "So, are you on bebo?" like we do this to nearly everyone we talk to!

    3. You do not call people anymore, you post comments and send messages through bebo

    4. When you're out with friends and you take a good picture you exclaim loudly, "That's going on bebo!"

    5. Conversations with friends tend to lead to, "Did you read that bulletin/comment/ or see that new picture 'Geneva1875' left?"

    6. You check your bebo as soon as you wake up, and right before you go to bed, including the 10 times you check it during the day.

    7. You start off intending to check if you have new messages/comments but find AN HOUR LATER that you are still on and have no idea what you even accomplished during that time except stalk. we are totally guilty of this!

    8. You find yourself laughing (sadly) and agreeing as you read these, and you know you're going to repost this for everyone else to see!

    1 Comment 787 days

  • Top 16

    Alright, heres the deal : read this first, then write the names of YOUR top 16 and answer the questions on them and repost it. sound simple enough???

    1. Andrew
    2. Ainsy
    3. Alan
    4. Martin
    5. Steph
    6. Bruno
    7. Alison
    8. Kieron
    9. Mathy
    10. Andy
    11. Dak
    12. James
    13. Gary
    14. Gozzy
    15. Deonne
    16. Gemma

    Q: Have you ever kissed anyone in ur top 16?:
    A. Yep, just the one :P

    Q. Whats your least favourite thing about number 16?
    A. She won't let me motorboat her lol only jk

    Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
    A. Hawaiin karaoke at dalziel rugby club, we agreed to split anythin we won in the raffle. So his idea of splittin the bottle of jack d's that he won, was to stand up in front of every1 and tan the full bottle straight! :@ He then got shipped home while shouting, me and goldie have had anal sex, in front of parents and coaches alike! HAHA

    Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
    A: 2moro in the gym no doubt

    Q: Is number 7 pretty?
    A: Yep! :D

    Q: What was your first impression of number 8?
    A. Mines was nice guy, but most others seem to be really scared :S

    Q. What do you like most about number 14?
    A. Pumpin him at pro ev :)

    Q: How did you meet 3?
    A: The local burger king...n then i discovered that he went to the same school

    Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
    A: ehh mayb with abuse, but not physically, killed me a couple of times with his slaggings! I'm just a mongo tho!

    Q: Is 11 your best friend?:
    A: Defo not, annoying bas!

    Q. How long have you known number 13?
    A: Bout 3 or 4 years, he's my protoge if thts how u spell it

    Q: Have you seen 2 naked?
    A. Yep, full frontal

    Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
    A: HAHA fine question, she definetely does! She advanced towards me the other nite, sorry, plenty more fish in the sea! U'l catch one

    Q: What is the last thing you did with 8?
    A: Probably karaoke in Ayia Napa, We are sailing, we are sailing, home agaaaaaaiiiinnnnn, across the seaaaaa! (8)

    Q. If you could give anything to number 15 what would it be?
    A. A pet hamster, lol dnt know!

    Q. Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
    A. Ehh no! He's too smelly!

    Q. If number 11 was a crayon, what colour would s/he be?
    A. He's already yellow, haha, big moe szyslak!!

    Q: Have you ever been to 3's house?
    A: Yep, stayed there a few times, gambled ther a few times, drank his maws wine a few times, and played with his cat a few times!

    Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 7?
    A: If vicki's floor counts as a bed :P

    Q: When's the next time you'll see 5?
    A: Probs on thursday, lets hope she doesnt make any more advances!

    Q: Are you real close to 10?:
    A: Aye, full time gambling partner, and he's bn gd for one or two lifts home :D thanks andy, i love u !

    Q: Have you ever kissed 16?
    A: Have not, would rather giv her a motorboat

    Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 6?
    A: Aye, transformers and simpsons many!!

    Q. Whats number 2's house like?
    A. It's a half way house, many a squatter!

    Q. What do you talk most about to 4?
    A. Women, gambling, calories and goin out

    Q: Have you ever been angry with 12:
    A: Only for callin me a mongo, and makin it stick :|

    Q: Would you ever make a move on no.10!
    A: He's more likely to make a move on me, but if he was female, aye

    Q: Do you ever talk to 6?
    A: When he's got time for me

    Q: What do u think of number 1?
    A: Well, tbh...he's really only number one because he was my first add and he's my brother! He's made me best man as well, so its only fair to return the favour, although i don't really see it as a favour, more as a public execution :| He also said my bebo was shite, gobshite!

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  • Chris Jeffrey
    Chris Jeffrey

    awright what u up to the night ?

    you at rugby today

    2 days ago
  • David Gosling
    David Gosling

    haha

    yessssss In reply to: "you know a girls too young for you when u nd to make the aeroplane noise to get it in her mouth lol" by John G

    5 days ago
  • David Aitken
    David Aitken

    jimmy carrs the dugs baws

    6 days ago
  • Suzie
    Suzie

    haha! u shlda got rag1l3 On ur reg plate! x

    2 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Suzie
    Suzie

    guess wot word just Popped in2 My head? . . . . . . . ragile! lol x

    2 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Ainsy
    Ainsy

    I know, it was a mistake lol

    www.itison.com with code SU21

    thats what I meant

    5 weeks ago
  • Hee Haw Jack Mcgraw Naw 6 weeks ago
  • Alison
    luv Alison

    hey there J88 GOL! lol u can buy me one when i get my sexy mini!!! haha love youuuxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    6 weeks ago
  • Roos Almighty
    Roos Almighty

    i gota letter in the day. our timetables changed! cock! still no that strenuous but!

    9 weeks ago
  • Alison
    luv Alison

    thank you for being such a wonderful boyfriend n for alllllllllllllllll my gorgeous presents :) :) :) n for my lovely lunch!! even tho urs was teeeeny :p love you loadsxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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     ots of love from ali, john the tiger n john the koala :) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    9 weeks ago
  • Roos Almighty
    luv Roos Almighty

    aye i went on the day. wot a joke! im livin in partick this year n all so im gona b sittin about hunners! cud all go tits up 4 me! gona end up gettin pished all the time! :L how the fuk did u lose every1s numbers this time?

    10 weeks ago
  • Hee Haw Jack Mcgraw Naw
    Hee Haw Jack Mcgraw Naw

    alrivght am so sorry about that, thats me finished now.im absolutly shattered!

    yeh well i was wanting to go out that night but im back on the thursday, so get that night off work and we'll go ut then.....

    i will attend her birthday party yes! thank you... bringing a guest with me aswell. im sure that will be ok yeh??? :) :)

    get back to me on this,. i will call u whilst being off...


    speak soon

    alan

    ps back on the 16th! all good!

    take care till i get back , get a lot of rest.... calm down on the bevy as ul need all the strength u can get !

    11 weeks ago
  • Hee Haw Jack Mcgraw Naw
    Hee Haw Jack Mcgraw Naw

    awrite scutter face!

    yeh alls very good here. only got like 17 days to go until we finish then im goin travelling till the 16th of sept then al be back!

    aye well hush hush!

    yeh well need to wait n c... pm u.check that.

    im guessin ur holiday was great!

    u still a 26 and 11 man.?

    get back to me asap

    14 weeks ago
  • David Aitken
    David Aitken

    wana go to the fishie thtz also a chinese for a roll an chips with the chips and rolls together??

    15 weeks ago
  • Roos Almighty
    luv Roos Almighty

    john bon! iv still no got ur new number! choppy chop n gees it!

    15 weeks ago
  • Hee Haw Jack Mcgraw Naw
    luv Hee Haw Jack Mcgraw Naw

    john mate. how was ur cruise1?!?!?!?

    i have spread the word that im after you with regards to when to fone u since ive just got ur numbers.

    speak to u soon..

    reply ffs aswell!

    15 weeks ago
  • Gary C
    Gary C

    awrite m8! hows the hol goin?

    the weathers shitey mcshite shite here :( same old.

    where u been so far then?

    17 weeks ago
  • Hee Haw Jack Mcgraw Naw
    luv Hee Haw Jack Mcgraw Naw

    awrite johnnn,,,

    long time no speak,. i cant remember ur mobile number,.... i will try n fone whne i get a hold of it....

    i take it ur going on your cruise soon.. that will be grand..

    al try n get into contact with you soon as mate.

    Alan

    18 weeks ago
  • Alison
    luv Alison

    its nearly time to goooooooo!!!! :) :) :) :) :) this time tmo we'll be sailingggggggggg mwahmwahmwahhxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    18 weeks ago
  • Hee Haw Jack Mcgraw Naw
    Hee Haw Jack Mcgraw Naw

    awrite goldie!

    happenin with u?u been working like a slave over the past wee while then?

    when is it that u go away on holiday?

    if u give me a message of ur house number al call when i get the chance n have a natter!

    21 weeks ago