Don't tell me your age; you might fib, anyway -

but the Hershey Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH


This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to ha=
ve chocolate (more than once but less than 10)




2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)





3. Add 5





4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator





5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 .
If you haven't, add 1758.





6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.






You should have a three digit number









The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).










The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE=
IT LASTS.

chocolate Calculator

primary teacher explains to her class that she is a bohs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are bohs fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a bohs fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a bohs fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a rovers fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
"Mary, why, are you a rovers fan?"
"Because my mum is a rovers fan, and my dad is a rovers fan, so I'm a rovers fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a rovers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad Ran away, what would you be then?abhs fan