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Bob couldn't believe it -- he'd made it to the last round of his favorite game show. "Congratulations, Bob," said the emcee. "Answer correctly and you go home with five million dollars!
"This is a two-part question on American history," he continued. "The second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like first?"
Bob figured he'd play it safe. "I think I'll try the second part of the question first."
The emcee nodded approvingly, while the audience was silent with anticipation.
"Okay, Bob, here is your question: And in what year did it happen?"



What's in a Name?
A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."
"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"
The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man."



A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"



Next Time, Let's Stay in a Hotel
Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.
"I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground."
The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say?" the victim cries.
"He says you're gonna die."



Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that brass gong for?" asked the friend.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? How's it work?"
"Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It's 3:00 in the morning!"

24th October to 22nd November

Symbol: The Scorpion
Ruling Planet: Pluto
Quality: Fixed
Element: Water
Basic Trait: I Desire
Closest Metal: Plutonium
Lucky Day: Tuesday
Lucky Colors: Black, Charcoal Grey, Maroon and Red
Lucky Gems: Topaz
Lucky Flowers: Geranium and Honeysuckle




Strengths Weaknesses
Loyal and trustworthy Becomes jealous easily
Passionate Stubborn
Charismatic and mystifying Sensitive
Caring and patient Egoistic



Scorpio, with the symbol of 'The Scorpion', is one of the three water signs of the zodiac. One of the first things that you notice about Scorpios are their eyes; they will be very intense and totally hypnotic. In fact, many people find it very difficult to stand steady under a Scorpio's constant gaze. there eyes seem to be penetrating your soul, knowing your deepest secrets and desires. The truth is, more often than not, they are. Scorpios have a big ego. They know what they are and what they are not. It doesn't matter what you think about them.

They are immune to both comments as well as compliments, because they know whether they are right or wrong. A Scorpio has perfect control over his emotions and he always retains there faultless poise. You will hardly see there emotions being reflected on there face, whether it's a blush or a flush. In fact, Scorpios deliberately practice a vacant look. The same goes for their body posture also, you will hardly see them pacing around in nervousness. However, behind this impeccable composure is their torrid inner nature.

However, they will always try to probe you, your nature and your motives. Fierce determination is a typical Scorpio personality trait. they have a strong willpower and is not the one to accept defeat easily. The characteristic profile of a Scorpio also tells us that he is honest, to the point of hurting someone. If you have asked for his opinion, you will get the brutal truth, without any sugar coating. they never gives false compliments and does not know how to flatter. However, if they do say something nice to you, be sure that it is truly sincere and is coming straight from the heart.

If you ask a Scorpio for a favor, it will be either a simple 'Yes' or 'No', not something like 'I will try'. If they really like you, they will go out of the way to help you. You never have neutral feelings for a Scorpio; you will either be amongst his dedicated admirers or malicious enemies. However, no one challenges them openly, not even the most spiteful enemy. Scorpios have this lingering charm around them and are extremely sympathetic towards the sick or miserable. They are fearless and can stand anything from physical pain to poverty.

They have complete confidence in themselves and know that they shall pass through this also. A Scorpio is extremely loyal and will go to the length of laying down his life for his loved ones. He has an exceptionally good memory. He never forgets an act of benevolence and always remembers to repay it. Similarly, a Scorpio also remembers any pain caused to him, though the reaction may differ. An eagle will crush the enemy; a scorpion will meticulously plan and demolish the enemy, while the lizard will keep it inside him for years and may harm himself in the process.

Scorpio loves to play with danger. At the same time, he is interested in religion and curious about all the aspects of life as well as death. If you are close to him, you will feel extremely protected and cared for. there also fiercely possessive of what they believes to be theres'. If a Scorpio really wants to do something, it will never remain a dream forever. they will find one or the other way to get what they want. they is very passionate about everything around, even there home. However, beneath there tough exterior is a gentle heart that knows how to love and care.