You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your mobile phone ?
Dunno

2. Your boyfriend / girlfriend ?
Ginger

3. Your hair ?
Boring

4. Work ?
oldladycafe

5. Your favorite thing?
yerma

6. Your dream last night ?
fuckedup

7. Your favorite drink?
dietcoke

8. The room you're in?
office

9. Your ex ?
whichone?

10. Your fears ?
impaling

11. What do you want to be in 10 years ?
alive

12. Where did you hang out last night ?
bedroom

13. What you're not good at ?
chemistry

14. Muffin ?
yespls

15. One of your wish list items ?
guitar

16. Where you grew up ?
whitehead

17. The last thing you did?
msn’d

18. What are you wearing?
uniform

19. what aren't you wearing ?
hat

20. Your pet ?
mental

21. Your computer(laptop) ?
virused

22. Your life ?
satisfactory

23. Your mood ?
tired

24. Missing ?
courtneygemmaglen

25. What are you thinking about right now ?
this

26. Your car ?
non-existent

27. Your work ?
goodmoney

28. Your summer?
beast

29. Your relationship status?
seeingsomeone

30. Your favorite color?
Purple

31. When is the last time you laughed?
5.00

32. Last time you cried?
weeks

33. School?
fuckoff


LOL, I cheated.

1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
Got it done ;D

2. Does a kiss make your boo boos feel better?
ROFL. Excuse me?!

3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Probably

4 Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
Before, clearly. Or else it's all cold =/

5. What did you do today?
Went to school, then hung about with my darrrling Gemma :]

6. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
YES. Saves time ;D

7. Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
No, I'm not THAT much of a slut like.

8. Have you ever thought about your death?
All the time...

10. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
Relationship. (:

11. What is your favorite sport?
Having sex with your mum.

12. What color is your shower curtain?
Mine's not a curtain. It's a door. Cause I'm rich n all.

13. Have you ever had stitches?
Yes. My leg. Bastard dog ¬_¬

14. How long ago did you hug someone?
Hugged Gemma about 3 hours ago.

15. Did you believe that boys/girls had cooties?
Uhm. No? What exactly are cooties?

16. Do you know how to use chop sticks?
Yes, they're bitchin'

17. Lyrics stuck in your head?
Duke Special :]]

18. Do you like the Red Sox or Yankees?
Yawhat?

19. What are you doing tomorrow?
School (Y)
But we miss like 3 periods. Woot. I love choir. At times.

20. Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of today?
GEMMA. Lol

21. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
Yes. (:

22. Have you ever run over an animal?
What with my lack of a driving leisence, I'd have to say no. But my dad hit a rabbit while I was in the car. I fully yelled at him.

23. What is your favorite cereal?
Uhh...Special K without milk (Y)

24. Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
Ew. No?

25. What are you doing right at this moment?
This. Clearly.

26. Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
Uh...I never gave it much thought. I don't actually give a shit tbh.

27. Where’s your favorite place to be?
In your mum.

28. What's your favorite song?
I have millions. Probably Get Fighted-Alexisonfire

29: are you more a coffee or alcohol drinker?
Alcohol.

30. Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No. I only own like 2 pairs. I'm not fuckin' wasting them like.

31. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Haha. No.

32. Have you ever climbed up a water tower?
Can't say I have.

32. Have you ever been arrested?
Nope. Got my details took though? Bad times.

33. Do you dream in black and white?
Uhh...no?

34. Do you talk in your sleep?
Apparently so.

35. Do you snore?
Haha, only when drunk :]

36. Have you ever thought about being a model?
hahahahahahaha. Oh aye like, I'm just what they're lookin' for ^o)

37. Are you a redneck?
Fo'sho.

38. Funniest thing you heard all day?
Hearing all about Gemma's crazy adventures from Saturday from Callum. Lol.

39. Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
No. But more to the point; Who cares?

40. What are you afraid of?
Yer face.
And moths.

41. What does the 10th text message in your outbox say?
"Go on msn ye gay ;D im well bored."
Haha. I'm a loser

42. What does the 10th message in your inbox say
"I had to give a talk on wind power lol"
Haha, oh Will <3

43. Do you like someone?
Your mum

44. Do they know you like them?
She should after last night like ;D
Boo yah.

46. Can you recite the alphabet backwards?
I've never tried, I have a social life, you see.

47. Whats your middle name?
Don't have one, to quote my mother "I was too lazy to think of something that went with 'Ella'"
Isn't she nice?

48. What's your profile song and why?
On myspace it's machine's-biffy clyro.
Cause it's a good song?

49. Need to get something off your chest?
Your mum.

50. How do you feel about your
This is the best ques

These are some of the lovely intelligent things Lucy Best has said;

Ella: "No, a hornet isn't an instrument."
Lucy: "Hah, yeah that's a cornet. No wait! CORNETTO."

"Is an iguana a fruit?"

"Is Tony Blair the President of the UK?"

"Isn't the UK a continent?"

"Is Bush the Prime Minister of the UK or America?"

"Isn't Bush's face on that mountain thing?"

Ella: "Ok Lucy, what nation do you think are going to be the next Superpower?"
Lucy: "AFRICA. They could well take over the world with their voo-doo 'n all."

"Aren't Jews those people that came outta Egypt?"

"You've got 5 toes don't ya?"

"Do Black man have Black cum?"

"Is there a war in Iraq?" "I thought it ended like 3 years ago..."

Lucy: "Why do balloons sink"?
Ella: "Because they're denser than air."
Lucy: "Wtf is denser?"

"What's the name of that big monkey? Oh aye, Hong Kong."

"How do they actually make socks"

Ella & Helen: "Aye, Turkey is a wee island off the coast of Scotland"
Lucy: "Actually?! Oh right."

"Is a haggis an animal? I thought it was a 3 legged animal or somethin'"

"Are there Great White Sharks in the Lagan?"

Ella: "Omg, Gare's gone catatonic."
Lucy: "What's that?"
Ella: "It's a drink you have with gin. Gin & CataTonic."
Lucy: "Ahh right!"

"What is a 'founder' of something?"

Ella: "It's a euphamism"
Lucy: "Is that not were you're in hospital and you want to die, so they kill you?"

Ian: "Where does wool come from, Lucy?"
Lucy: "Uhh...cows?"
Ian: "Where does cotton come from?"
Lucy: "SHEEP!"
Ella: "Oh God, Lucy. COTTON IS FROM A PLANT!"
Lucy: "Aye right, I'm not that stupid, Ella"


WE FUCKING LOVE YOU LUCY :]