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- Me, Myself, and I
- How do you start an argument with a chav?
What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Hi, Hello and Welcome
How are you today? Hopefully not being harassed by burberry clad yobs.
We here at Chav Scum basically do what what we say. Consider us to be the anti-virus, the calling, the reply and the last defence to the plague spreading across Britain that is Chavdom.
Here you can bring to light your tales of brushes with Chavs.
We envoke Article 10 of the Human Rights Act 1999 of Free Speech. You can say what you want about who you want but to be honest, we'd prefer if if you kept on the subject of chavs.
Did you know that Chavs have been around since the begining of the Victorian age?
They started off as Chimney Sweep boys, and yes The Artfull Dodger was the template for all modern chavs. Able to mouth his way in and out of a situation while stealing some good citizens wallet.
chav's, no more than tracksuits and trainers since 1857
The accepted etymology for "chav" is that it derives from the Romani word "chavi", meaning a child. Related words derived from the same source include "charva" (used in northern England in a similar sense) and perhaps the obsolescent "young shaver" (meaning a boy). In modern Spanish "chaval" means "lad"
Since Vicky Pollard entered our lives in 2003 the word "CHAV" and her catchphrase of "yer but no but yer but no SHU-UP I ain't dun nuthin" has become a household entity. Parents now freak and the possibility that their children may be subjected to similar persons whilst at school.
Some more famous Chavs
Jordan and that prick of a husband
Wayne Rooney - He's rich so there should be no excuse, oh wait, he's a thuggish footballer
All the spice girls
Catherine Tate's character Lauren the teenager
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- They make the governments benefits scheme look like it actually works
- They pay high insurance on their terribly shitty suped up Novas
- In the long run they will actually help counter-act an ageing population by breeding as young as 12!
- CHAVS make everyone else look good!
- Oh come on! They're chavs! They have no use!