Being an Italian means::

•You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was pronounced "sangwich"

•Every Sunday afternoon was spent visiting your Nonna and extended family.

•You've experienced the phenomena of 150 people fitting into 50 square feet of yard during a family barbeque.

•You discovered the Heart Foundation recommends you eat 3 meals a day, not 7.

•You eat pasta for dinner at least 3 times a week and every Sunday.

•You were as tall as your Nonna by the age of 11.

•You thought everyone's last name ended in a vowel.

•You were surprised to find out that wine was actually sold in stores.

•You thought that everyone made their own bottled tomato sauce.

•You ate your salad after the main course.

•You were beaten at least once a week with the wooden spoon.

•You eat every meal with a chunk of bread in your left hand.

•You learned to play bocce before you went to school.

•You thought all kids knew how to play "Scopa" and "Briscola".

•You can understand Italian and can/cant speak it.

•You have at least six male relatives named Tony, Frankie, Joe or Louie.

•You drank wine before you were a teenager.

•You can relate to the "Godfather" or “The Sopranos".

•You thought talking loud was normal.

•You thought sugared almonds and the "Tarantella" were common at all weddings.

•You thought everyone got pinched on the cheeks and had money stuffed in
their pockets by their relatives.

Roses are red

italians are yellow

thats my race

but heres tha demo!!

My italians pride

I will not hide

My italians race

I will not disgrace

My italians blood

flows hot & true

My italian peeps

I will stand by you

thru thick & thin

till the day we die

Our italian flag

Always stands high

I yell this poem

Louder than all the rest.

cuz every 1 knows

ITALIANS R BEST

italian Pride in my mind

italian BLOOD is my kind

So step aside and let me through

Cuz its all about the italian crew

GuN
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