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Me, Myself, and I
My friends say i'm tall, dark and handsome, but you can call me Olivia.

I CAN SMOKE WHILE DOING BREASTSTROKE.

♀ + ♀ = ♥
i dont believe in hetrosexuals.
♂ + ♂ = ♥

i am sarcastic and undiplomatic, i also once built a bookshelf.

i sit in hospitals alone, because i like the smell.

still want to know me.
The Other Half Of Me
Justine Conway

Justine Conway

she comes and inspects my poos

Music
Death metal that i can commit death to. Angry girl music, cause im a girl and i get angry. Cause im a thug in the club. SHorty wanna hug? Cuddle on my rug. Drink sum chrystalle out of my mug. Good lookin? Ur a fug. Not if i were drunk.
ms. GORRIE
i like the way your put togather. youve got a nice 'badonckadonk'.
Sports
Giving thug love.
E.R.G
we are the E-R-G. all that needs to be said really. Oh and we are cool.......really cool. Like ice....dry ice. Whats colder than dry ice? Us...and Antarctica...In winter..southern hemisphere winter...not northern. Santa is not real. Dont think im picking on Santa. I dont believe in an easter bunny either.
Happiest When
Skating, playing ping pong, tennis-ing, high on meds, high off paint fumes, high off ecstasy, high off alcohol, high off gravity and other such forces, high on the eiffel tower, high on Mount Olympus and other mythical mountains, high off mushies, high off crack cocaine, high off uncracked cocaine, high when advocating to young children that drugs are bad, high when they give me money in exchange for drugs and my bank balance gets higher.
FAVORITE COLOUR
Peach and shades of black. I also enjoy a good mustard yellow when contrasted with aqua blue.
Smoking.
is soooo 1997, i quit. Each week.

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  • how homophobes effect gays




    I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday

    I am the boy who is scared for life because I cut myself with a knife every night to feel better about myself.

    I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

    I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

    I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

    We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

    I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

    I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

    I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

    We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

    I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

    I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

    I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

    I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

    I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

    I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

    I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

    I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.

    I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

    I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

    I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

    I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

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  • how to make your parents crazy


    1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
    2. Moo when they say your name.
    3. Run into walls.
    4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
    5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, 'Good morning, Sunshine'
    6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, ;DNA!'
    7. Wear a sticker that says, 'I’m a retard'
    8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
    9. In public yell, 'No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!'
    10. Do what they actually tell you.
    11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
    12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
    13. At everything they say yell, 'Liar!'
    14. Try to swim in the floor.
    15. Tap on their door all night.
    16.Pretend to have amnesia.
    17.Say everything backwards.
    18.Give yourself a swirly.
    19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, 'The sun! It's dying!'
    20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear.
    21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times.
    22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
    23.Run in circles.
    24.Recite a whole movie 3 times.
    25.Pretend to beat yourself up.
    26.Slither everywhere.
    27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement.
    28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.
    29.Super glue your finger up your nose.
    30.Talk to a pen.
    31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe.
    32.Try and climb the wall.
    33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.
    34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn.
    35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
    36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "Ooooh, I get it!"
    37.Eat your hair.
    38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.
    39.Eat anything obviously not edible.
    40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.
    41.When you shower or bathe yell, 'I'm drowning!'
    42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank.

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  • oi.

    i crank that.

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Name :   olivia jade
Nick Name :   livvy ludicris, gillette,
Birthdate :   27/09/91
Birthplace:   out of mum and into gisborne
Current Location:   maggies house, apparently i comoed?
Eye Color:   hazely brown
Hair Color:   brown-ish mullet
Height:   like 5.8ft.. i stunted my growth
Weight:   no scales round' i guess 70?
Piercings:   had lip and eyebrow, got strechers
Tatoos:   ah 12, but they're making a sleeve
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   not anymore
Vehicle:   honda civic.. doof doof
Overused Phrase:   "ohhh bloody period" "fucked ya mum"
FAVORITES
Food:   prime steak, medium rare thanks
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   bushmare arms
Candy:   oh like lollies and shit.
Number:   9
Color:   grey
Animal:   cute lil' squirls, dolphins
Drink:   red bull, tequila
Body Part on Opposite sex:   eyes, lips
TV Show:   old school greys anatomy
Music Album:   kings of leon
Movie:   pineapple express
Actor/Actress:   ol' sethy rogan
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   coke! of course f n americans
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   mc dz
Chocolate or Vanilla   vanilla face
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   coffeee
Kiss or Hug:   lets hug it out
Rap or Punk:   punk
Summer or Winter:   winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   scary movies
Love or Money:   love yo
YOUR...
Bedtime:   when mummy tells me.
Best phyiscal feature:   my sweet toned arms
First Thought Waking Up:   ciggies and school
Ambition:   to be reeeeall good at shit
Best Friends:   of course
Weakness:   cryptonite
Fears:   getting attacked by cryptonite
Longest relationship:   4 months
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   never. again
Ever been beaten up:   oh a couple of times
Ever beaten someone up:   i fight back, sooo yeah
Ever Shoplifted:   um no, i have money
Ever Skinny Dipped:   every chance i get
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   yes
Been Dumped Lately:   it was mutual
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   purple.. does it matter?
Favorite Hair Color:   dark
Short or Long:   mid lenghth
Height:   shorter would be good
Style:   similar to my own
Looks or Personality:   need the combo
Hot or Cute   inbetween
Muscular or Really Skinny:   inbetween. healthy helps.
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   cannada, germany. wan' come?
How do you want to Die:   spontaeneous accident, naked
Been to the Mall Lately:   kaiti mall. LOL
Get along with your Parents:   fuck yes
Health Freak:   fuck NO
Do you think your Attractive:   my mum says i am.
Believe in Yourself:   to the extremo primo
Want to go to College:   radio and journalism school
Do you Smoke:   i do
Do you Drink:   on weekends and week days. only
Shower Daily:   yes.
Been in Love:   i thiought i was
Do you Sing:   ive been compared to david bowie. yes.
Want to get Married:   maybe civiled
Do you want Children:   1 or 2 MAYBE
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   i protect that with my life
Hate anyone:   i love my new goldfishs
Get Your Own survey.....

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  • Tedda
    luv Tedda

    cunt you're already home lol.

    14 weeks ago
  • Julz
    luv Julz

    hey cuz whats up miss you :(

    15 weeks ago
  • Tedda
    luv Tedda

    i got work bitch face,i'll see if i can snake out of it though.

    15 weeks ago
  • Tedda
    luv Tedda

    wack up those tologa pix my bro.

    16 weeks ago
  • Tedda
    luv Tedda

    high roller as,i use budget ;)

    17 weeks ago
  • Tedda
    luv Tedda

    you can for sure!

    17 weeks ago
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    D

    Hellooo.. I got my first tatt the other night (:
    How are you..?

    19 weeks ago
  • Trixie
    luv Trixie

    oh cool! where in welly you living? what are you doing there?
    at the moment i'm looking for some part time work, on the sickness benefit in the mean time, and yeah that's about it.

    sweet potter bebo skin btw! i can't WAIT to see the new movie. there's a 3d opening night screening and i'll hopefully be going to it, probz go on my lonesome coz my bff who also loves potter like i is out of the country at the moment. do you love potter?

    20 weeks ago
  • Trixie
    luv Trixie

    i looked through your photos and you look slightly familiar, i think i may have met you a couple of years ago in wellington at our bar or something? we have some mutual friends too. i am good, how are you? are you still living in wellington? i don't even know if you were living there even...haha

    20 weeks ago
  • Trixie
    luv Trixie

    hey new friend, who are you?

    20 weeks ago
  • Kamaea
    luv Kamaea

    YOW

    21 weeks ago
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    hahahahahaha

    25 weeks ago
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    IzzyInsanity Isaballerina.

    Hey dude, haven't talked to you in like a year.

    Just thought I'd drop you a line. xD

    27 weeks ago