[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have ran into a tree/bush.

so far: 3

[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X You just tried to lick your elbow and found out it's not possible.
[X]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 8

[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You've never seen the Matrix.
[X] You type only with two fingers.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 12

[X] You have fallen asleep in class
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads at your storys.
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

so far: 15

[X] You sometimes use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 19

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] you tilt you're head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[] The word "ew" is used many times a day.
[X] Your probably going to have to use a calculator to multiply this.

total score = 23


NOW, take that number and multiply it by 3.

Final Score = 69%.

*Gustav massage's Bill's shoulder*
Tom: "Just so you now, Gustav and Bill are NOT gay!"
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VF: Mister Kaulitz, how do you feel after the surgery of your vocal cords?
BK: Well, just how you feel after someone shoved a metal rail down your throat while you were under general anesthesia, to cut something off of your vocal cords. Everybody knows this feeling. I’m really glad I’m over and done with this. But I’m still scared about my voice and I feel bad for the canceled concerts.

VF: For how long will you have to rest?
BK: I’m not allowed to speak for 12 days after the surgery. After that I have to do four weeks of rehabilitation. I can’t wait for this.

VF: Let’s talk about the beginnings. It’s said that creativity feeds from the memory of hurt and mortification. What was yours?
BK: The thing that hurt me most was the divorce of my parents. I was seven years old and I didn’t understand it. It influenced me a lot. There’s a song about it on our first album. It’s called “Gegen meinen Willen”.

VF: We know that your stepfather Gordon Trümper is a guitar teacher. What is your biological father doing?
BK: He’s a truck driver and lives in Hanover.

VF: When you were 8 years old, your family moved from Magdeburg to Loitsche, where only 700 people live. How did you experience this move?
BK: I felt terrible, because I’m not a country-type at all. You can imagine how Tom and I stood out. They looked at us like we were some aliens who are completely nuts. School was terrible too. I had to get up at half past five every morning, to catch the bus to Wolmirstedt, and wasn’t home before half past four. How I hated this! And always the same faces at school. It was the worst time of my life.

VF: How did the teachers react to the brothers Kaulitz?
BK: Tom and I were always together until 7th grade. Then we were parted as punishment. It was a real slap in the face which really influenced us. Until then we did everything together. We’re identical twins and really close. Of course we fought the disciplinary transfer, but the teachers said that they wouldn’t be able to stand up to us because we were both bigmouths. I wasn’t somebody who raised his finger and then talked in a hushed voice. I always shouted. My mum was called to school every second day.

VF: It was your specialty to appeal class tests if those weren’t given back to you in due time. Where did you get this know-how from?
BK: I always knew that I don’t need the school, because I’d be a singer. Because the teachers annoyed me to no end, I studied my rights. I knew what they were allowed to do and what not. I sometimes had a teacher that was completely awful. Some of them didn’t want to say “Good day” to me because my hair was styled up and my fingernails were painted black. They said that I couldn’t go to school like that. One of them didn’t want to teach me because I look like I look. He said things like “Your head isn’t only for nice hair.” I was an anti-pupil and did not put up with any of this.

VF: How were your marks?
BK: Great. I always had a grade point average of 1,8. That’s what annoyed the teachers most.

VF: Were the teachers able to hurt you?
BK: Not at all. I wasn’t a sick freak, chewing on my nails. I was very self-confident. I went to school like this because I knew everyone would look and the teachers would talk about it. I enjoyed this. I wanted to attract attention with my styling. The people were supposed to talk about me.

VF: A short time ago, you finished secondary school via correspondence school. How important is it to be able to differ omelette from Hamlet?
BK: Well, one should be able to tell the difference. But the school system is too less individual. Why should I study maths when I know that I will never ever need it again in my life? I dropped music in 8th grade. Everyone was dumbf

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

04. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

05. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and shout:
''Why can't you people just leave me alone!?''

06. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

07. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

08. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say:
''PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!''

09. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream:
''NO!......It's those voices again!!!''

And last but not least:

10. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell:
''........there's no toilet paper in here!''