Glasgow Lyrics
Walking down Argyle it's like the muggers mile and Christ all I want's a fun
day,
But I'm totally skint no the price of a pint and my giro doesny come to next
Monday,
What's this I see a wee refugee Big Issue Central Station
So I smack him on the heid steal his cash and his weed,
Noo he's a hospital patient (ha ha)
Walking doon Buchannan Street
Throwing up on everybody that I meet
Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom
I'd rather be anywhere else
Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom
I'd rather be anywhere else
I've got skelly eyes
I see everything twice
If you look at my burd
You better say she's nice
You looking at ma burd
Aye am ur how?
Want a shot?
Sky diver tae you big man
Bargain!
So am up Sauchiehall and am having a ball but the bar maids doing my heid in
(ya mad cow)
So I smack her on the jaw and I steal all her draw and I've got another bag
of weed in (dino!)
But I lost the fucking lot I'ma nob I got caught, Bar L on remand (fuck it!)
But I get my own cell, getting out of this hell, Temazepam on demand (yass
man)
Hear the keys clunk in my cell
Somebody else, is pumping my Chantelle
Am inside she's getting a ride
I'd rather be anywhere else
There's a guy in my bunk got his hand on his trunk
I'd rather be anywhere else
I've got skelly eyes
I see everything twice
My burds getting pumped
When I'm inside
Parkhead Brig-ton Ibrox Govan Firhill Hampden Park
Pollock Easterhoose Arden Carndook
Places you don't go when it's dark!
Fiver and hour for a quality whore
What more dae ye want mucker, do ye want me to fuck her?
She's a quality snitch and she's ma bitch Chantelle!
Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom
I'd rather be anywhere else
Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom
I'd rather be anywhere else
I've got skelly eyes
I see everything twice
My burds getting pumped
When I'm inside
Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom
I'd rather be anywhere else
Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom
I'd rather be anywhere else
Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom
I'd rather be anywhere else
Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom
I'd rather be anywhere else

RYT OOT YIR YAHOO IR MSN ADDIE IN YILL AV IT HUW FUCKIN ESAY IS THT

Here You (That'll Be Right)

Here mate (whit?)

You lookin at ma burd? (naw)

How no? Trying tae say she's ugly or summin?



Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!

Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!

Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!

Am gony pump your maw



Here you, that will be right

I heard you tried to knock my stash last night

Here you, what's the fuckin script

You're a wee baw bag, your jaws getting ripped

Here you ya stupit we dafty

Don't want to gee ye malky but I think am gona huvty,

Gonna jump aw oor yer heid,

That'll teach you fur stealin ma weed



Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Here you, that will be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Am gony rip your jaw



Am goin doon the toon tae see if I get lucky

If I canny get a burd ah'll drink sum mair Buckie

Wash it doon wae a couple of pills

I know they eckies will cure ma ills

Get a Courtney Pine of Lou Reed

When ah wake in the morning ah'll probly be deid

Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash

Rolla Jimmy Cliff of Moroccan Hash

If that dusny work we'll get some crack

Freebase some coke and then some smack

PCP, psilocybin's the potion for me!



Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Here you, that will be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget

Am gony rip your jaw (aye right)



Don't geez any yer,

Don't geez any yer,

Don't geez any yer shite!

(Ah pumped yer maw last night)



Don't geez any yer,

Don't geez any yer,

Don't geez any yer shite!

(Ah smoked yer draw last night)



Here mate, mate, yer a dick mate, yer a dick!



Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget (Turn up the bouncy tunes)

Here you, that'll be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget (yasss)

Here you, that will be right

Here you, bolt ya nugget



Whit ye dain ya mad fanny?