1.Has Anyone Ever Seen You In Your Underwear?
yep

2.What Are You Looking Forward To?
leavin skewl

3.Will You Ever Know Who You're Going To Marry?
ya obvsly jus b4 it

4.Who Are The Third And Eighteenth Texts In Your Phone From?
3rd - ciara
18th - sox

5.What Are You Listening To?
Silly Boy

6.What Do You Usualy Do First In The Morning?
Luk at ma fone

7.Slept In A Diffrent Bed?
Yep

8.Do You Still Talk To The Last Person You Kissed?
yeah lol

9.What Is One Emotion You Are Feeling Right Now?
happy

10.Who Did You Hang Out With Last Night?
Clare

11.Opposite Sex On Your Mind?
Yesss

12. What Are You Currently Doing?
well dats fairly obvious nw isn it

13. Have You Told Anybody You Loved Them Today?
nope lol

14. Do You Miss Anybody Right Now?
Yepp

15. Any Plans For Tomorrow?
Hang ou wit clare

16. What's The Last Thing You Ate?
Ham

17. Is There A Person Of The Opposite Sex Who Means Alot To You?
Yeah

18. Who Was The Last Person That Called You?
Brefferz

19. Do You Find The Opposite Sex Confusing?
Ya

20. What Was The Reason Behind The Last Time You Cried?
A movie....

21. Are You Gonna Be Home Alone Tonight?
Nope

22. When Is The Last Time You Saw A Movie In Theaters?
few weeks agoo

23. What Are You Doing Tonight?
ammm tlkin 2 clare spose

24. What Is One Thing You Can't Wait For?
Drink lol

25. How Has This Week Been?
boorin

26. Do You Have A Best Friend?
i do

27. Do You Believe Everyone Deserves A Second Chance?
ammmm i dno

28. What's Your Most Hated Food?
nytin red

29. What Would You Carry With You At All Times?
Phone

30. How Many Piercings Do You Have?
none

31. What Is The Shortest Relationship You Have Ever Been In?
hmmmmmm

32. What Person Do You Trust The Most?
Breff nd Sox

33. Do You Prefer Talking On The Phone Or Online?
Phonee

34. Are You A Morning Person Or A Night Person?
Night.

35. Do You Remember Your Dreams?
Sometimes

36. Is Someone Mad At You Right Now?
Ammm i dno

37. Are You Perfect?
Far from it

38. Are You An Aunt/Uncle?
Nopee

39. What Was The Last Movie You Saw In Theaters?
Dna

40. Do You Ever Hang Out With Someone Of The Opposite Sex?
Yeah

41. How Many Times Have You Been To Canada?
None

42. Where Are You Most Ticklish?
my knees lol

43. What Time Did You Wake Up This Morning?
10

44. Have You Kissed Someone Within The Past Week?
Nope

45. Have You Ever Been In Love?
im a bit young dnt cha tink...

46. Is There Anybody You Wish You Could Be With Right Now?
Yeeah

47. Is There Something You Wish You Could Tell Someone But Can't?
Ya

48. What's A Lyric From The Song You're Listening To?
ur a fallin star ur a get away car

49. What Is Your Favorite Movie?
Twilight

50. What Is To Your Left?
Clare

51. What Are You Wearing?
Uggs,jeans nd a hoodie

52. Is There Anyone You Like?
Yup.

53. Does She/He Like You Back?
???

54. Who's The Last Friend You Couldn't Stop Laughing With?
Breff nd sox xxx

55. What Does Your Last Text Message Say?
shoppin.beach.pool.dats bou it

56. Your Response?
Sounds gd

57. Would You Kiss The Person You Last Kissed Again?
Yepp

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and
chang e the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do
people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do
that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus
come If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

mehh....its funny lik.......

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through

stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside

down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)

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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate

machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we

could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."


(...and you thought????...)

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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be???....)

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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but, it's just a suggestion.)

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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me time?)

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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(..I'm taking this because???....)

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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."


(as opposed to what?)

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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet,

eat nuts."

(Step 3: say what?)

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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not

enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

or genitals."

(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the

stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to