[Lil' Wayne talking]

Yo!
Yo Joint Inf' did this
This right here is crazy
I-I feel Big! You-know what I'm..
Not-not "Big" in the sense of weight, you know like gaining weight or...nothing like that
But like COLOSSAL you know what I mean? Like *sigh*...

I heard you were looking for me

[Chorus 1 il' Wayne]

(Hey Mr. Carter)
Hello!
(Tell me where you been?)
Hahaha, you know! Hahaha
(They been asking, they been searching, they been wondering why)
Yeah, Ha-ha, ha I know! Haha

(Hey Mr. Carter)
Hey, Hello!
(Tell me where you been?)
Shiet, you know! Hahaha
(They been asking, they been searching, they been wondering why)
Hahaha!

[Verse 1 il' Wayne]

Yeah
To you
Forever, from me to you
I heard somebody said church, I'ma need a suit
I'ma need a coup
I wont need a roof
Flyer than Beetle juice
Beetle juice
Be-the-juice
I got the floor, I'm tryna see the roof
Didn't wear a bulletproof
So I got +shot+ and you can see the +Proof+
Blind eyes colored guide me to see the truth
+Wonder+ if +Stevie+ do?
But I'ma +Leave it to+
God, not +Beaver+
Neither
You
Cause I'ma murder, why I kill ol' and even you?
Man, I got Summer hating on me cause I'm hotter than the sun
Got Spring hating on me cause I ain't never sprung
Winter hating on me cause I'm colder than ya'll
And I would never, I would never, I would never Fall
I'm being hated on by the seasons
So fuck ya'll who hating for no reason!

[Chorus 2: Lil' Wayne]

(Hey Mr. Carter)
I am him!
(Tell me where you been?)
Around the world and I'm back again!
(They been asking, they been searching, they been wondering why)
Who's been asking about me?! In case you're wonder-ing!
Haa!

(Hey Mr. Carter)
I am him!
(Tell me where you been?)
Around the world and now I'm back again!
(They been asking, they been searching, they been wondering why)
Who's been asking about me?! In case you're wonder-ing!
Haa!

[Verse 2 il' Wayne]

Yeah
I been in and out the bank, bitch!
While all ya'll asshole niggas been on the same shit
I flush, and watch it go down the drain quick
Two words you will never hear, "Wayne Quit?"
Cause Wayne win, and they lose
I call them +April+ Babies, cause they +Fools+
And when they snooze,
WE UP
FEET UP
Like a paraplegia
Or paraplegic
I parallel park
In a red and yellow thang old school Atlanta Hawk
Like I'm from Collipark
But I'm from Hollygrove!
Now all my Bloods scream "Sou-oup" and "Da da dooh!"
I know my role
And I play it well
And I wear it well
On my Libra Scale
I suck a pussy
Fuck a pussy
Leave it there
*screwed*
Long hair don't even care

[Chorus 3:Jay-Z]

Young!
(Hey Mr. Carter)
I am him!
(Tell me where you been?)
Around the world and now I'm back again!
(They been asking, they been searching, they been wondering why)
Who's been asking about me?! In case you're wonder-ing!

(Hey Mr. Carter)
I am him!
(Tell me where you been?)
Around the world and now I'm back again!
(They been asking, they been searching, they been wondering why)
Who's been asking about me?! In case you're wonder-ing!
[ Mr. Carter lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]

[Verse 3:Jay-Z]

Ch-yeah!
I'm right, cheah
In my chair
With my crown, with my dear
Queen Bee, as I share
Mic time, with my heir
Young Carter
Go farther
Go further
Go harder
Is that not
Why we came? and if not,
Then why bother?
Show no mercy in Murcielaga's
I'm far from be-ing the bas-tard that Marcy had fathered
Now my name's being mentioned with the martyrs
The Biggie's and the Pac's and the Marley's and the Marcuses
Govi
Got me
A Molotov Cocktail
Flow
Even if you box well
Can't stop the blows
*Kaboom*
The Roc Boy in the room
The dope, boy just came off the spoon
Also
I'm so
Fly I'm on auto-
Pilot
While guys just
Stare at my wardrobe
I see Euro's
That's right, plural
I took so much change
From this rap game
It's your go!
(Hey Mr. Carter)
Young!

[Verse 4 il' Wayne]

"It's my

(Verse 1)
Weak lookin’ boy, you slow lookin’ boy,
Dirty white sock on your toe lookin’ boy,
You rat lookin’ boy, will you marry me, splat lookin’ boy,
Whoopi Goldberg black lip lookin’ boy,
Midnight train Gladys Knight lookin boy,
You poor lookin boy, Don Imus ol’ nappy headed ho lookin’ boy,
Dig in your booty then smell it lookin’ boy,
Rub it with the KY jelly lookin’ boy,
Getchya Riiiickkyy!! Morris Chestnut shot in ya back lookin’ boy,
Valtrex brand new day lookin’ boy,
You in house L Cool J lookin’ boy,
Getchya No Mama! No Mama! Penny off good times big J.J. lookin’ boy,
(Hook)X4
Point Em’ Out
Get Em’
(Verse 2)
Oh L.L. I need love lookin’ boy,
Fake I.D. can’t get in club lookin’ boy,
Remember me from school? Hell naw you gets no love lookin’ boy,
Gangsta homo thug lookin’ boy,
Ring around yo tongue lookin’ boy,
Oh it’s the first of the month, Bone Thug lookin’ boy,
Got yo hand off the chain lookin’ boy,
This yo brain on drugs lookin’ boy,
Jang-A-lang, Jang-A-lang, Jang-A-lang, Bernie Mac lookin’ boy,
Yo eyelids can’t blink lookin’ boy,
You are the weakest link lookin’ boy,
No Chris, no Chris, no! Raz B lookin’ boy,
(Hook)X4
Point Em’ Out
Get Em’
(Verse 3)
You better getchya weak lookin’ boy,
Geek lookin’ boy, Pepe Le Pu you stink lookin’ boy,
Dude never washed my feet lookin’ boy,
Bang, bang, bang, skeet, skeet, lookin’ boy,
Tight lookin’ boy, I fight lookin’ boy,
Had to retaliate, Mike lookin’ boy, you dike lookin’ boy,
Your momma so slow she can’t cook Minute Rice lookin’ Boy,
Flop lookin’ boy, Stop lookin’ boy,
[ Looking Boy lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
Can’t take off her top lookin’ boy,
Women be shoppin, women be shoppin, black Chris Rock lookin’ boy,
Case lookin’ boy, Horse and carriage, Cam’ron and Mase lookin’ boy,
You ape lookin’ boy, Can I help you? Yea put 2 on eight lookin’ boy,
(Hook)X4
Point Em’ Out
Get Em’
(Verse 4)
You’ze a broke lookin’ boy, joke lookin’ boy,
Let me clear my throat lookin’ boy,
Spongebob on your shirt lookin’ boy,
I play in dirt lookin’ boy,
Balled up dirty K-Swiss lookin boy,
Brown dookie stains in drawers lookin’ boy,
Scooby Dooby-Dooby-Doooo!!! Mike Vick lookin’ boy,
I won’t need no rent lookin’ boy,
Lookin’ real ugly in the face lookin’ boy,
Gel lookin’ boy, weave lookin’ boy,
Need to brush yo teeth lookin’ boy,
Boot lookin’ boy, soup lookin’ boy,
Wearin’ green Joc in suit lookin’ boy,
Say it again! Say it again! Ol’ pinky lookin’ boy,
(Hook)X4
Point Em’ Out
Get Em’
(Verse 5)
Just letchya soul gllloooowww!! Curl lookin’ boy,
I know you wanna leave me, David Ruffin lookin’ boy,
Anywhere you meet me goin’ down lookin’ boy,
Hot Stylz and Young Joc lookin’ boy,
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha tickle me Elmo lookin’ boy,
You’ze a brawl lookin’ boy,
If I was a little bit tall lookin’ boy,
(Sniff, Sniff, Sniff, Sniff) now that’s the smell of clean…ol’ Pine-Sol lookin’ boy,
This is the song that doesn’t end, lamb chop lookin’ boy,
Bang-bang, bang-bang, bang-bang, ol’ pops lookin’ boy,
(Hook)X8
Point Em’ Out
Get em’
(I look like I eat tuna casserole all day lookin’ boy)
Thanks to Breyana
Thanks to jerica for these lyrics

I'm Millionaire,
I'm a Young Money Millie in aire, tougher than Nigerian hair,
My criteria compared to your career just isnt fair,
I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed...
Threw the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind,
Cause I don't write shit cause I ain't got time,
Cause my seconds, minutes, hours go to the al mighty dollar,
And the al mighty power of dat chit cha cha cha chopper,
Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Father motha fuck a copper,
Got da maserati dancin on the bridge pussy poppin,
Tell the coppers... hahahaha you can't catch em, you can't stop em,
I go by them goon rules if you can't beat em then you pop em,
You can't man em then you mop em,
You can't stand em then you drop em,
You drop em cause we pop em like Orville Redenbacher,

[Cory Gunz:]
I'm millie in here with them Young Money Milli on aires,
Think you wheelie pop a wheelie in air,
Mac Milli... the Vanilli's in here... I'm a rascal don't get whopped,
I get brats who don't give top, ("meaning he gets girls who play hard to give it up")
I get tassel, pass you with a flow you could never put a brake on,
An I break on anything a nigga take on,
Feel the napalm from my trey arm, straight long, throw a nigga like I'm Akon,
Cause I make cons... Where the base gone, get the base blown,
Let the Pistons on that chopper come on cops I'm kamikaze drop a rock with them Obamas,
Illie in the mind, really with the nine, millie when I rhyme, silly anytime,
Fine, chilly gitty on da grind, Shitty on a dime, Penny on the line,
Plentys in me, any guinea's with em bigger than a mini and remind I'm...
Illie and it's all off G piece and a P... G walk by beep beep,
With a freak, skeet, Hawk Out, big feet on a jeep...
She caught by Weezy F, we be the best,
Truely to death prove me the rest,
Groupies confess, you be the ref, excuse me I left... Ha

A millionaire I'm a young money millionaire
What chyall really want it naw
Y'all don't really wanna do it
If hip hop is dead I am the embalming fluid
And I don't care who it be, I'm steppin to it
Notice I say 'it' cause to me, it ain't shit
Get. it.
Call me whacha like trick?
Call me on my sidekick
Never answer when it's private
Man I hate a shy chick
Don't you hate a shy chick
I had a plate of shy chick and she ain't shy no mo'
She changed her name to my chick
Hahaha, yea boy that's my girl
And she pops excellent up in waynes world
Totally dude you should
See their faces when they see that
This robot can move
[ A Milli lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
And it's say...
Hahaha, yea
And it go...
That's right

I'm a millionaire I'm a
Young money cash money fast money
Slow money mo' money neva no money
What is that, who is that, I never heard of it
I will take your picture and make a 'rest in peace' shirt of it
Tell those n***** beatin to make a rest in peace shirt of me cause I
Killed and now don't tell no one you heard of me
It's like, the beat was screamin, murder me
And I'm a, murderer
So I murdered it

And you n***** is what I eatin I'll make sure of it
And he who don't believe me I'll make dessert of him
Sherbet him, I mean
Shame on him, or her Carter, Father, Of

This rap thang, this is my race
Gon' take a lap man weezy babys no
Now gon' take a nap man, it's nap time
I'll holla back at you at snack time

Weezy... F... yea, ok
They say I'm rappin like Big, Jay, and Tupac
Andre 3 Thousand where is erykah badu at
Who dat
Who dat said they gon' beat Lil Wayne
My name ain't bic, but I keep that flame boi
Who dat one
Dat do dat boy
Ya'll knew dat
True dat swallow
And I be the shhhh
Now you got loose bottoms

I don't owe you like two vowels
But I'd like for you to pay me by the hour
Hahaha
And I'd rather be pushing flowers,
Than to be in the penn sharing showers
See Tony told us this world was ours
And the Bible told us every girl was sour
Don't play in the garden and don't smell her flower
Call me Mr