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- Me, Myself, and I
tip of the hat, punch in the face.
- Me though.
- I'm apparently 16?
I usually carry about a gameboy and a capo.
I'm nearly always tired.
I get headaches a lot.
I'm pretty short.
I'm nothing like who you think I am.
I spend most of my life listening to music.
I'm shit at guitar for how long I've been playing.
I hate wasting time but I still do.
I relate everything to lyrics, they can usually say things better than I can.
I'm pretty bored of everything.
I really like being outside.
Anti-jokes are guid.
And I actually fucking love Corey.
Please open door. Is cold.
Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.
Latvian is capture by cannibals. Cannibals say, “We are kill you and eat you and use skin for canoe. But you may choose means of your death.” Latvian say, “Okay! You are give me fork, please!” But oops! Is forgot how use!
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
Latvian walk into bar with poodle under one arm and salami under other. Eat salami first.
How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.
0 Comments 160 weeks
Start with 100%. Blahblahblah.
Cried when someone died
Been to a concert
Gotten/given a blow job
Been verbally/sexually harassed
Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
total so far: 93%
Felt someone up and/or been felt up
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
Been to formal/prom
Cried at school
Gotten lost in a department store
Given or received a lap dance
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
total so far: 88%
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
Kissed a stranger
Hugged a stranger
Went scuba diving
Driven a car
Gotten an x-ray
Hit by a bike
Had a party
Done serious drugs
total so far: 86%
Played strip poker/darts
Got paid to strip for someone
Ran away from home
Broken a bone
Had a crush on someone of the same sex
total so far: 84%
Laughed so hard you cried
Cried yourself to sleep
Laughed yourself to sleep
Shot a gun
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
Been online for 9 consecutive hours
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
Watched an animal die
total so far: 80%
Watched a person die
Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
Put somebody in the hospital
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
Kissed somebody of the same sex
Been to a motocross race
total so far: 78%
Met a celebrity
Played an instrument
Ridden a horse
Ding dong ditched somebody
Been to a wild party
total so far: 73%
Been caught stealing something
Kicked/punched a guy in the balls
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
Gone out with your friend's crush
Been to another country
Started your house on fire
Had an encounter with a ghost
total so far: 71%
Donated your hair to cancer patients
Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
Cried over a member of the opposite sex
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months
Sat on your butt all day
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
Had a job
Gotten cut from a sports team
Been called a whore
Danced like a whore
total so far: 66%
Been mistaken for a celebrity
Been in a car accident
Been told you have beautiful eyes
Been told you have beautiful hair
Danced in the rain
Left a restaurant without paying
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
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actually fucking suck.
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100 Stupid Questions
|Are you scared of creepy creatures?||: Don't like touching them tbh.|
|Are you scared of cockroaches?||: Nah, they're horrid though.|
|Do you get scared in the dark?||: Nah.|
|What is your favorite day of the week?||: Friday.|
|Your dream car||: Dunooo|
|Your dream vacation||: Tokyo sounds pretty cool.|
|In your next birth, you would love to be||: Naked. o_O|
|In your past birth, you must have been||: As in, the last time I was born? Naked.|
|Your favorite pizza topping is||: Jam.|
|How many kids do you want to have?||: 1. Maybe.|
|Last TV channel you watched||: E4+1|
|What are you wearing right now?||: Trackies ooft.|
|What do you wear at night in bed?||: Just boxers.|
|Your favorite toy in childhood||: Gameboy <3|
|How many teeth do you have?||: π|
|When did you last visit the dentist?||: Just over a month ago?|
|Which toothpaste do you use?||: Any.|
|Your preferred toilet paper brand||: Any.|
|Three things you can||: Oxygen. Food. Water.|
|If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be||: Deffo Corey.|
|Your dream celebrity date||: Deffo Corey.|
|Do you believe in aliens?||: Well yeah, not like green men though.|
|Do you believe in ghosts and such?||: Not at all tbh.|
|Favorite fruit||: Chocolate.|
|Have you puked at a party?||: Probably. I get sick a lot.|
|Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?||: Yeeah.|
|Do you cry easily?||: Not really.|
|Do you swear a lot?||: Yeah.|
|Favorite body part in the opposite sex||: Eyes.|
|Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?||: Yeeah, probably.|
|Your favorite breakfast cereal||: Cheerios.|
|Do you have any pets?||: No.|
|Which is your favorite holiday?||: I guess Christmas?|
|Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?||: Nopee.|
|Ever been in a car accident?||: Nopee.|
|When did you last diet to lose weight?||: Never.|
|What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?||: Open my eyes.|
|Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?||: Nope. Sometimes look at my phone aimlessly.|
|Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?||: Hopefully not.|
|Has anyone slapped you on the face?||: Yeah.|
|What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?||: Grey and stripey.|
|Your first cell phone was||: A £20 Sagem :')|
|Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?||: Text. Hate phonecalls.|
|Are you a sensitive person?||: Kinda?|
|Would you go for a one night stand?||: Not sure likes.|
|Do you believe in heaven and hell?||: Nopee. Life's not that simple.|
|Did you have a best friend in school?||: Corey. <3|
|Which email service do you use most?||: Hotmail. Live Mail. Or whatever.|
|Have you ever walked to save money?||: Yeeah.|
|Where do you shop for clothes?||: Topman usually D:|
|Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?||: Nopee.|
|Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?||: Yes :0|
|If yes, do you have too much free time?||: Yes :0|
|In your purse, you keep a photo of||: Myself technically.|
|Do you take any medicine daily?||: Allergy tablets.|
|Have you ever lied about your age?||: Nopee.|
|Do you need music while you are studying?||: Nah.|
|Habits you hate in others||: Smoking.|
|On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?||: Bout 9.|
|Do you brush twice a day?||: Most of the time.|
|How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?||: About an hour at least D:|
|Are you a day person or a night person?||: Night, deffo.|
|Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?||: Yeeah.|
|Any word or sentence you repeat often||: like|
|Describe your computer monitor||: Square.|