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About Me

Me, Myself, and I














tip of the hat, punch in the face.



















Me though.
I'm apparently 16?
I usually carry about a gameboy and a capo.
I'm nearly always tired.
I get headaches a lot.
I'm pretty short.
I'm nothing like who you think I am.
I spend most of my life listening to music.
I'm shit at guitar for how long I've been playing.
I hate wasting time but I still do.
I relate everything to lyrics, they can usually say things better than I can.
I'm pretty bored of everything.
I really like being outside.
Anti-jokes are guid.
And I actually fucking love Corey.
testicles.
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  • Latvian jokes.

    Joke:
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Latvian.
    Latvian who?
    Please open door. Is cold.

    Joke:
    Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
    Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!

    Joke:
    Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.

    Joke:
    Latvian is capture by cannibals. Cannibals say, “We are kill you and eat you and use skin for canoe. But you may choose means of your death.” Latvian say, “Okay! You are give me fork, please!” But oops! Is forgot how use!

    Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
    Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

    Joke:
    Latvian walk into bar with poodle under one arm and salami under other. Eat salami first.

    Joke:
    How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
    25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.

    Joke:
    Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.

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  • Gonna do this coz it's Bebo-ish.

    Start with 100%. Blahblahblah.

    Smoked
    Drank alcohol
    Cried when someone died
    Been drunk
    Had sex
    Been to a concert
    Gotten/given a blow job
    Been verbally/sexually harassed
    Verbally/sexually harassed somebody

    total so far: 93%

    Felt someone up and/or been felt up
    Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
    Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
    Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
    Been to formal/prom
    Cried at school
    Gotten lost in a department store
    Went streaking
    Given or received a lap dance
    Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

    total so far: 88%

    Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
    Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
    Kissed a stranger
    Hugged a stranger
    Went scuba diving
    Driven a car
    Gotten an x-ray
    Hit by a bike
    Had a party
    Done serious drugs

    total so far: 86%

    Played strip poker/darts
    Got paid to strip for someone
    Ran away from home
    Broken a bone
    Eaten sushi
    Bought porn
    Watched porn
    Made porn
    Had a crush on someone of the same sex

    total so far: 84%

    French kissed
    Laughed so hard you cried
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Laughed yourself to sleep
    Stabbed yourself
    Shot a gun
    Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
    Been online for 9 consecutive hours
    Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
    Watched an animal die

    total so far: 80%

    Watched a person die
    Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
    Pranked somebody
    Put somebody in the hospital
    Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
    Kissed somebody of the same sex
    Dressed punk
    Dressed goth
    Dressed preppy
    Been to a motocross race

    total so far: 78%

    Avoided somebody
    Been stalked
    Stalked someone
    Met a celebrity
    Played an instrument
    Ridden a horse
    Cut yourself
    Bungee jumped
    Ding dong ditched somebody
    Been to a wild party

    total so far: 73%

    Been caught stealing something
    Kicked/punched a guy in the balls
    Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
    Gone out with your friend's crush
    Got arrested
    Been pregnant
    Babysat
    Been to another country
    Started your house on fire
    Had an encounter with a ghost

    total so far: 71%

    Donated your hair to cancer patients
    Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
    Cried over a member of the opposite sex
    Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months
    Sat on your butt all day
    Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
    Had a job
    Gotten cut from a sports team
    Been called a whore
    Danced like a whore

    total so far: 66%

    Been mistaken for a celebrity
    Been in a car accident
    Been told you have beautiful eyes
    Been told you have beautiful hair
    Raped somebody
    Danced in the rain
    Been rejected
    Left a restaurant without paying
    Punched someone/slapped someone in the face

    total: 61%


    Guid tieeeeeeeeems.

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  • All Time Low

    actually fucking suck.

    2 Comments 162 weeks

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100 Stupid Questions

Are you scared of creepy creatures?: Don't like touching them tbh.
Are you scared of cockroaches?: Nah, they're horrid though.
Do you get scared in the dark?: Nah.
What is your favorite day of the week?: Friday.
Your dream car: Dunooo
Your dream vacation: Tokyo sounds pretty cool.
In your next birth, you would love to be: Naked. o_O
In your past birth, you must have been: As in, the last time I was born? Naked.
Your favorite pizza topping is: Jam.
How many kids do you want to have?: 1. Maybe.
Last TV channel you watched: E4+1
What are you wearing right now?: Trackies ooft.
What do you wear at night in bed?: Just boxers.
Your favorite toy in childhood: Gameboy <3
How many teeth do you have?: π
When did you last visit the dentist?: Just over a month ago?
Which toothpaste do you use?: Any.
Your preferred toilet paper brand: Any.
Three things you can: Oxygen. Food. Water.
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be: Deffo Corey.
Your dream celebrity date: Deffo Corey.
Do you believe in aliens?: Well yeah, not like green men though.
Do you believe in ghosts and such?: Not at all tbh.
Favorite fruit: Chocolate.
Have you puked at a party?: Probably. I get sick a lot.
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: Yeeah.
Do you cry easily?: Not really.
Do you swear a lot?: Yeah.
Favorite body part in the opposite sex: Eyes.
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?: Yeeah, probably.
Your favorite breakfast cereal: Cheerios.
Do you have any pets?: No.
Which is your favorite holiday?: I guess Christmas?
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?: Nopee.
Ever been in a car accident?: Nopee.
When did you last diet to lose weight?: Never.
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: Open my eyes.
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: Nope. Sometimes look at my phone aimlessly.
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?: Hopefully not.
Has anyone slapped you on the face?: Yeah.
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?: Grey and stripey.
Your first cell phone was: A £20 Sagem :')
Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?: Text. Hate phonecalls.
Are you a sensitive person?: Kinda?
Would you go for a one night stand?: Not sure likes.
Do you believe in heaven and hell?: Nopee. Life's not that simple.
Did you have a best friend in school?: Corey. <3
Which email service do you use most?: Hotmail. Live Mail. Or whatever.
Have you ever walked to save money?: Yeeah.
Where do you shop for clothes?: Topman usually D:
Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?: Nopee.
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?: Yes :0
If yes, do you have too much free time?: Yes :0
In your purse, you keep a photo of: Myself technically.
Do you take any medicine daily?: Allergy tablets.
Have you ever lied about your age?: Nopee.
Do you need music while you are studying?: Nah.
Habits you hate in others: Smoking.
On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?: Bout 9.
Do you brush twice a day?: Most of the time.
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?: About an hour at least D:
Are you a day person or a night person?: Night, deffo.
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?: Yeeah.
Any word or sentence you repeat often: like
Describe your computer monitor: Square.

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  • Dale Wyllie
    luv Dale Wyllie

    Scumbag stealing our joke down there.

    MY LUV FOR YOU KNOWS NO BOUNDS

    Mar 16
  • Hannah
    luv Hannah

    So, there's a man crawling through the desert...

    "BETTER NATE THAN LEVER," he ran over the snake.

    7/31/12
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    luv Hannah

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    7/31/12
  • Hannah
    luv Hannah

    hey

    7/31/12
  • Hannah
    luv Hannah

    hey its hannah
    hows you?
    long time no see lol
    sk8 park was good 3 years ago
    write back
    hannah

    7/31/12
  • Hannah
    luv Hannah

    lol

    7/31/12
  • Hannah
    luv Hannah

    OMG IT WON'T RUN OUT. 

    7/31/12
  • Hannah
    luv Hannah

    If this was back in the day of when bebo was actually cool, you would have been buzzing. JOKING.

    7/31/12
  • Hannah
    luv Hannah

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. The love isn't running out. Apparently another 4 left.

    7/31/12
  • Hannah
    luv Hannah

    Apparently you're apparently 16. Last time I checked, you're not. luv.

    7/31/12
  • Hannah
    luv Hannah

    Bet you still wear that red tshirt. luv. scribble back

    7/31/12
  • Hannah
    luv Hannah

    top bebo friend. luv x

    7/31/12
  • Hannah
    luv Hannah

    omg. hi. luv 4 u.

    7/31/12
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    I want you to know, I love you. 1270<3

    6/14/12
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    RAWLINS

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    :$

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    luv Dale Wyllie

    Oh my!

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