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Some stay dry and others feel the pain
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A baby born will die before the sin

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The school books say it can't be here again
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The prisons make you wonder where it went

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Build a tent and say the world is dry
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Zoom the camera out and see the lie

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Forecast to be falling yesterday
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Only in the past is what they say

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Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
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Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

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Made me cross the street the other day
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Made you turn your head the other way


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history quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again

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Seldom mentioned on the radio
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Its the fear your leaders call control

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Worse than swearing worse than calling names
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Say it publicly and you're insane

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No one wants to hear about it now
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Wish real hard it goes away somehow

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Makes the best of friends begin to fight
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But did they know each other in the light?

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Every February washed away
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Stays behind as colors celebrate

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The same crime has a higher price to pay
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The judge and jury swear it's not the face

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history quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again

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Dirty secrets of economy
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Turns that body into GDP

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The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
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But test scores are how much the parents make

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Flippin' cars in France the other night
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Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

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'Cross the world and back its all the same
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Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

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Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
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Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

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More than 'marchin more than passing law
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Remake how we got to where we are.

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history quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again

It was a Friday.
I sang and analyzed Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in English.
I did differentiation in Maths.
Schnedz got changed next to me.
Schnedz nearly lost his keys.
Dale was listening to Twin's cover of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun when we got to his.
We went to Moon's.
We got on the 86 with Sean's dad rather than the 3.
We passed Sean's place of birth, a ginger and a guy with a brutal swagger.
We payed less for pizza than expected.
We listened to Twin while eating said pizza.
Ryan had a "feeling" he should buy something.
He was going to buy a Twix but ended up with a Metal Gear Solid comic book.
We queued on the good side outside Studio 24.
Nobody else did.
We moved next to a woman in her rightful place and the guy with the same hair as Ian Watkins.
We phoned Evie.
I bought a Twin t-shirt and got a poster and a grow your own vivarium card.
We saw Bronto Skylift.
Their music sounded like √-1.
I cried laughing.
Ryan cried laughing at my glorious teeth.
Bronto Skylift dedicated Tiger to the folk who didn't get in.
I AM A TIGER.
Twin came onstage to I Want To Break Free.
Twin played everything from Vivarium and the EP.
Plus Crashland.
Me and Sarah said oh my god about a zillion times.
I was ridiculously sweaty.
It was a wee bit rainy on the way to the bus stop.
A woman wanted to go to Cab Vol.
I ate a chip from some guy.
Ryan used his chip to radiate his face.
I got on the bus with my dad. <3333333
I reflected on Twin's guidness.
Best day ever.

A guy walks into a bar with an orange for a head. The bartender asks him why he has an orange for a head, and he just replies "long story." The bartender repeats this until finally the man gives in. "It was 12 years ago today, I was in my fathers attic looking for some old records when I found this lamp, right. So I rubbed the dust off the lamp and out popped this genie. 'You have freed me from my prison, for that you shall recieve three wishes' said the genie. So I thought for a bit, and then said 'First I wish for $10 million dollars.' and then POOF! The genie granted the wish. I was so stunned I could hardly speak, I was beginning to think this was an acid trip or something. Then I said 'SECOND I wish all the women in the world were attracted to me except my mom because that's nasty.' And POOF! The genie granted the wish. Crazy stuff man. And then finally the genie asked 'What will be your third wish', so I thought for about 10 minutes and said 'Thirdly, I wish my head was an orange'.