David F
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- from falkirk
- I am Single
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- Member since: May 2007
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- Me, Myself, and I
- Hi,Im Dave(the legend!)I was born in the Borneo jungle in 1967(i think)Unfortunately there were no records in that area of jungle but I hear that now my village has stopped cannabalism,so thats some progress.My father(moboko) was the vilage coconut collector and my old mammy(she never had a name) was the village midwife.I was brought to Falkirk by some missionaries who adopted me because my uncle kimbo thought I looked "tasty".I went to St.Francis primary and then St.Mungo's high.Everybody laughed at my frizzy hair and called me gollywog.Unfortunately there was no political correctness back then so I just had suffer the abuse.I left school at 16 and started selling clothes pegs door to door.I found this job quite taxing on my brain because Im really stupid but I eventually became Falkirk's clothes peg king and Ive never looked back since!..I now have a yacht in Carib,a penthouse in Monte Carlo and I drive a black Ferrari with the private reg:"Dave"Im really origianl that way!
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- Music
- I like tom tom drums, whale mating music and al jolson
- Films
- my favourite film is Bambi, but I also like Snow white but I dont watch them alone cos i sometimes get scared
- Sports
- I like playing snap although I always lose.
- Scared Of
- Im scared of big fat drunk women, especially when theyve got a kebab in their hands!
- Happiest When
- Im happiest when Im in the company of Manfrid!
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MaryK17 weeks agoI think we cd take inspiration from the vid and introduce it at 10mass during the week
I'm sooo gonna get that happening with the Sisters-the old folk will love it
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MaryK17 weeks ago
watch this
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MaryK17 weeks ago
Here is the fantabulous guy who will be in charge of the Itinery for the July 2010 Holy Year Pilgrimage along the Camino de Santiago
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MaryK17 weeks ago
Here's the face of the July 2010 Holy Year Pilgrimage along the Camino de Santiago chief Organiser
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MaryK17 weeks ago
Ah but the problem with WH Smith is that they dont sell enuf Staedtler stationery-thats his fav. Tho he got excited in sainsbury last nite at a Maped rubber
He can't wait to plan oor Camino - it will be the funniest ever trip!!!
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MaryK17 weeks ago
You'll have to scan it in or can you upload fotos fi ur fone? If no bring it ra morra and I'll put it on ma camera and crop it down so its just u
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MaryK17 weeks ago
Get oan ra foto of you wearn Claude the Cap
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MaryK17 weeks ago
Wonder how many new notebooks,pens,pencils etcc he'll need just for the 1st camino meetn
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MaryK17 weeks ago
Just oot o curiosity how many big fat drunk wumin wi kebabs in their haunds av you actually encounterd
Aw man man man we need to have a "planning session wi ra baggins" just so that we can laff at his itenery planning
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MaryK28 weeks ago
probably not cz all ur friends on ur page know the real u!!!
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MaryK37 weeks ago
Get sum pics up of Conrad
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MaryK40 weeks ago
Aha wait till they all hear aboot oor latest plans - ohhhh they'll be green wi envy cz we'll not invite them
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MaryK41 weeks ago
Aye a tour of the weegie churches wi doctor proctor will make them all jealous
I say we tell them all about it and not invite them
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MaryK44 weeks ago
Its at Edinburgh well the highland show place near the airport. Loads of great praise + worship bands, but as you'll be on the way to Santiago then i guess you'll no be there!!! Awww man wish i was able to go but i'm workin then and don't think my back would carry the load. Is baggins no gaun wi ye???
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MaryK44 weeks ago
hehe wot u doin on sat 6th june? Fancy goin 2 a christian rock festival?? Will see if the baggins is free!!
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MaryK45 weeks ago
if yur lookin fur a wee dug then try the dogs trust at West Calder. My niece sponsors a dog there!!!
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MaryK46 weeks ago
I give up with the facebook thing hence the reason im talkn to you on here!! Did you have a good new year?
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MaryK47 weeks ago
hehe glad your having so much amusement at my pathetic attempts to understand facebook. Bebo is much easier for simpletons like me
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MaryK49 weeks ago
What wee hoose? The girls in community live in an extension and the guys in community live in the wee hoose if thats the one you mean. The guests stay in the main house. The owners and 1 of their daughters live in houses in the grounds.
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MaryK49 weeks ago
Awwwwwwww maaaaaaaannnnnn i just aboot died when i watched that "dead snake" clip u emailed
never knew smoked mr baggins
David F 0 ReplysAw the best - send us a similar message in a couple i years time when we r 40.
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