No fly Zone
It is proposed to declare the Channel Tunnel a No Fly Zone.

Political Colours
All politicians should paint them self's permantly head to toe in the colour of the party they represent - e.g. all Labour candidates in Red , all Conservatives in Blue ,etc,etc

Good Heroes
Make it illegal for super heroes to use their powers for evil.

Scary Terrorists
Ban all terrorists from having beards as they look scary.

Sweet Shares
Sell shares in Northen rock, buy shares in Blackpool rock!

Terror Passport
Separate Passports for Terrorists: Terrorists should be required (by virtue of law) to apply for separate passports in which they give there full contact details, number of explosives, and time (as well as location) of any plot. This would save time and money in gathering intelligence, and could also help identify the intended ambition(s) behind any atrocity(s).

Obeescity in Kids
If you want your kids to be less fat...feed em less (do we need to make a policy of this?....its common sense)

Isle of?
It is proposed that the Isle of Man be renamed to "The Isle of Men, Women, Children and some Animals" as not just men live there

Political correctness
The Isle of Wight should be changed to: "The Isle of Mixed Races, and Cultures Located off the Coast of Britain."

P.E.lessons
We should teach proper sports in P.E. e.g. Fishing, Fencing,
and how to let the head teacher's car tyres down without getting caught.

National Defense.
To keep our nation on it's toes, we should have a minimum of 2 nuclear war drills a day.

Working Time Regulations
Dr. Who shall be made to work doctors hours, we shall not be biased towards Time Lords.

Start Wars
Jedi should be recognised as a Religion. Did you know that there are more Jedi's in England than Jews, Buddhists, Sikhs, or anything that isn't Hindu, Christian or Muslim.