For each a road
For everyman a religion
For everybody a rule
Everything and rumble ****
Forget everything and remember
For everything a reason

Forgive everybody and remember

For each a road
For everyman a religion
For everybody a rule
Everything and rumble ****
Forget everything and remember
For evreything a reason

F E A R


Finding eternity arouses reaction
Freeing excellence affects reality
Fallen empires are running
Find earth and reap

Fantastic expectations amazing revelations
Final execution and resurrection
Free expression as revolution
Finding everything and realising

You got the fear


Fantastic expectations amazing revelations
Finding everything and realising
Finding each other and rejoicing

You got the fear

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Gus, what the fuck is wrong with your wife? Why can't she walk a flight of steps? You come over every motherfucking year, Gus, and you burn down my motherfucking back yard, and your wife rips down the steps. Why?! I work hard to get my place beautiful. And then the motherfucker comes over and rip the steps down. Look at the motherfucking steps, they're fucked up, Gus. Why can't she walk the steps? You know why she can't walk the steps? Cause she's a fat, hairy bitch. That's why. That's why, Gus.

And my children are afraid of your wife. Eddie's afraid of her. He has nightmares about you wife. I went in his room last week, Gus, he was in the bed screaming, crying, "Oh, help me, help me!" I woke him, I shook him, said, "what's wrong?" He said, "Aunt Bunny is coming to get me." He's afraid of your wife, cause she has a bigger moustache than his father.

But you know what it is, Gus? I figured it out about your wife. I'm gonna say it. And my wife, I don't give a fuck about my wife, she can shut the fuck up. I'm gonna tell you something. I figured out about your wife. I know where you met your wife. You told me you met your wife 15 years ago on a motherfucking camping trip? And that your wife was Puerto Rican? Your wife ain't no motherfuckng Puerto Rican! I thought she was when I first met her, Gus. Cause I walk up, I say "Hello, it's good to meet you. My name is Vernon." She says, "Hello, I'm Bunny. Goonie googoo."

What the fuck does "goonie googoo" mean, Gus? I don't know what the fuck that shit is to this day. I thought I'd learned some new Spanish shit I went up to my friend, I said, "Hey Sanchez! Goonie googoo!" And Sanchez says, "Get the fuck outta here." So I been walking around for years confused. And I finally figured it out about your wife, where you met your wife. You didn't meet your wife on no motherf––ing camping trip.

Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitchh's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one!

Don't bring a Bigfoot in my home, Gus! With my children? The bitch can't talk. She can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She cannot walk steps! I'll bet she climbs the fuck outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? Doesn't she? Doesn't she?!

But you got to not bring her around here. Fuck her! And your motherfuckin' children? They're Bigfeet, too. They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherfuckers is 6 years old and have afros 17 inches long. They're little hairy motherfuckers, just like their mother. Look at the motherfuckers!

You know how I found out they was Bigfoot? When I realized your wife was a Bigfoot when I took your kids fishing last week. I put the motherfuckers in the boat, Gus, and I took the worm and I put it on the hooks. And they both sat there, and they put their poles down in the motherf––in' boat, and slammed their faces in the water for 2 minutes! And I think, "What the fuck are these kids doin'?" Then they start moving their heads like this [shakes his head] and the motherfuckers come up with fish! I jumped back and said, "Can you believe this motherfuckin' shit? Then the kid took the fish out his mouth and looked at his brother and said, "Goonie googoo."

What the fuck is going on here? Normal kids don't do shit like that, Gus. But I'm gonna tell you something, motherfucker. You can take your motherfuckin' hairy fat-ass wife moustache bitch out the fuck. You can go upstairs and get the motherfuckin' dog and scoop up the shit and take Eddie and get these motherfuckin' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherfuckin' kids of yours and put them in the motherfuckng Goonie-Googoo-Mobile and get the fuck out! And if my wife don't like it, she can get the fuck out, too! [Eddie's mom throws her shoe] You missed me, bitch!