i'm a very nicE grL..
bUt if u try tO
mEss witH mE
yoU bEttEr
THINK AGAIN... ^_^

RULES OF LOVE:
What each kisses means
Kiss on the stomach; be redi,...,
-Kiss on the Forehead; expresing a lov 4 him/her
-Kiss on the Ear; seducing!,haha!
-Kiss on the Cheek; cute,
-Kiss on the Hand; I adore yah!..
-Kiss on the Neck;We belong together..
-Kiss on the Shoulder;I want you..
-Kiss on the Lips;I love you..
__ __ ___ _________ _ ____ ____________ __ ___ _____ _ ____ ____
What the gesture means...
-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; liking each oder,
-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
-Laughing while Kissing;I am completely comfortable with you.
________ _____ _________ __ ______ ____ ___________ ____ ___
Advice;
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love...

yo mummy's so old, she farts dust.

yo mummys so old, she ows Jesus £3.

yo mummys so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch

yo mum so greasy her freckles slipped off

Yo mum got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

yo mum so stupid she thought fleetwood mac was a new mc donalds burger

yo mum so skinny she turned side wards and disapeared

Yo mum so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mum so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo mum so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mum so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mum so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mum so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mum so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mum head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mum so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mum so short you can see her feet on her drivers licience!

Yo mummys glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mumys glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mum so old I told her to act her own age, and she played dead.

Yo mum so old that when she was in school there was no history class

Yo mum so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mum so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mum so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mum so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mum so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning

Yo mum so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mum so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mum so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mum so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mum so fat her drivers licience says 'picture continued on other side'.

Yo mum so fat people jog round her for exercise!

__How old do I look?__x
[ ] 14
[ ] 15
[ ] 16
[ ] 17
[ ] 18
[ ] 19
[ ] 20

x__how good do i look from 1-10 [1-UgLy][10-HoTt..]__x
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] 5
[ ] 6
[ ] 7
[ ] 8
[ ] 9
[ ] 10

x__Would you rather..__x
[ ] Do me
[ } Date me
{} or both

x__Do I have nice hair?__x
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

x__Do you like my body?__x
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

x__would yoo be my bf ?__x
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

x__would yoo cuddle me ?__x
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

x__Am I.__x
[ ] Hott
[ ] mint
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Cute
[]none of above

x__Would you rather__x.
[ ] Makeout
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] fuck
[ ] Go out

x__Would you give me your number?__x
[ ] Yes
[ ] No

x__Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU?__x
[ ] Yes
[ ] No