15 THINGS TO MAKE YoUr PARENTS THINK UR INSANE!!

1. FoLlOwW tHeM ArOuNd ThE hOuSe EvErYwHeReE.
2. MoO wHeN tHeY sAy YoUrR nAmE.
3. RuN InTo WalLsS.
4. SaY ThAtT wEaRiNg ClOtHesS iZz aGaInsStT yOuR rEliGiOnN.
5. StAnD OvEr tHeM aTt fOuR iNn tHe MoRnInG WiTh A hUgE gRiNn oN yOuR fAcE AnD sAy, gOoD mOrNiNg SuNsHiNe
6. PlUcKk sOmEoNe'Z hAiR oUt AnD yElL, "DNA"
7. WeAr A sTiCkEr ThAt SaYs, "I'm A rEtArDd"
8. HaVe 20 iMaGiNaRy fRiEnDs tHaT yOu TaLk To aLl ThEe TiMe.
9. In PuBliC yElL, "No MoM/DaD, I wiLl NoTt mMaKe oUtT WiThH yOuU!!"
10. Do WhAt ThEy AcTuAlLyY tElL YoU.
11. JuMp oFf ThE rOoF, tRyInG tOo fLy.
12. HoLd tHeIrR hAnD aNd wHiSpEr tOo ThEm, I sEe dEaD pEoPlE.
13. At EvErYtHiNgG tHeyY sSaY yElL, LiAr.
14. TrY tOo sWiM iNn tHe FlOoR.
15. TaP oOn tHeIr DoOrR aLl NiGhT.



10 CoMmAnDmEnTsS oOf A TeEnAgErR!!!

*1) ThOu ShAlL nOt SnEaK oUt WhEn PaReNtSs
aRe SlEePiNgG.
>(wHy WaiIt?)


*2)tHoU sHaLl nOtT dOo dRuGzZ
>(aLcOhOlL lAsTsS lOnGeR)


*3)ThOu ShAlL nOt SteAl FrOmM K-MaRtT.
>(tHeE WaReHoUsEe hAs a BiGgErR sElEcTiOnN)


*4)tHoU sHaLl NoT gEt ArReStEd FoRr
vAnDaLiSmM.
>(dEsTrUcTiOnN hAs a BiGgErR eFfEcT)


*5)ThOu ShAlL nOt StEaL fRoM tHy PaReNtSs.
>(eVeRy-OnEe KnOwS gRaNdMa HaSs mOrE mOnEyY)


*6)tHoU sHaLl NoT gGt iNn FiGhTsS.
>(JuStT sTaRt ThEmM)


*7)tHoU ShAlL nOtT sKiP cLaSs.
>(jUsT tAkE tHe WhOlE dAy oFf)


* ThOu ShAlL nOt StRiP iN cLaSs.
>(HoOtErS pAyZ mOrE)


*9)tHoU sHaLl nOt tHiNk AbOuT hAvInG SeX.
>(aS NiKe sAyZ jUsT dO iT)


*10)ThOu ShAlL nOt HeLp OlD lAdIeZ CrOsS
tHe StReEt.
>(jUsT LeAvE ThEm iN ThE MiDdLe)

HmMmM.....

1. PeOpLe WhO pOiNt aT tHeIr wRiSt wHiLe aSkInN fOr ThE tImE.... I kNoW
wHeRe My WaTcH iZ pAl, WhErE tHe HeLl iZ yOuRs? Do I pOiNt aT mY cRoTcH
wHeN I aSk WhErE tHe ToiLeT iZ?

2 PeOpLe WhO ArE WiLliNg tO gEt oFf ThEiR AsS tO sEaRcH tHe EnTiRe RoOm
FoR tHe T.V. ReMoTe BeCaUsE tHeY rEfUsE tO wAlK tO tHe T.V. AnD cHaNgE
tHe ChAnNeL mAnUaLlY.

3 WhEn PeOpLe SaY "iT'Z aLwAyZ tHe LaSt PlAcE yOu LoOk". Of CoUrSe iT
iZ. WhY tHe HeLl WoUlD yOu KeEp LoOkiNg AfTeR YoU'vE fOuNd iT? Do PeOpLe
dO tHiZ? WhO AnD wHeRe ArE tHeY? GoNnA KiCk tHeiR aSsEs

4 WhEn PeOpLe SaY wHiLe WaTcHiNg A FiLm "DiD YoU sEe tHaT?". No LoSeR, I
pAiD $12 tO cOmE tO tHe cInEmA aNd sTaRe aT tHe DaMn fLoOr.


5 PeOpLe WhO AsK "CaN I aSk YoU a QuEsTiOn?".... DiDn'T rEaLlY gIvE mE A
cHoIcE tHeRe, DiD yA sUnShInE?

6. WhEn SoMeThInG iZ 'NeW aNd ImPrOvEd!'. WhIcH iZ iT? If It'Z nEw, ThEn
tHeRe HaS nEvEr bEeN aNyThInG bEfOrE iT. If iT'Z aN iMpRoVeMeNt, ThEn
tHeRe MuSt HaVe bEeN SoMeThInG bEfOrE iT, cOuLdN't Be nEw.

7 WhEn PeOpLe sAy "LiFe iZ sHoRt". WhAt ThE hElL?? LiFe iZ ThE lOnGeSt
dAmN tHiNg AnYoNe EvEr DoEs!! WhAt CaN YoU dO tHaT's lOnGeR?


8 WhEn YoU aRe wAiTiNg FoR ThE bUs AnD sOmEoNe AsKs "HaS tHe BuS cOmE
yEt?". If ThE bUs CaMe WoUlD I bE sTaNdInG hErE, dUmBaSs?

KiWiS....

BeInG a KiWi iZ AbOuT dRiViNg iN a GeRmMn CaR tO aN IrIsH pUb FoR A BeLgiAn bEeR, tHeN tRaVeLliNg hOmE, GrAbBiNg An InDiAn CuRrY oR a TuRkIsH kEbAb oN tHe WaY, tO SiT oN SwEdIsH fUrNiTuRe aNd wAtCh AmErIcAn sHoWs oN a JaPaNeSe TV.

Oh AnD... OnLy iN N.Z. ... CaN a pIzZa GeT tO YoUr HoUsE fAsTeR ThAn aN aMbUlAnCe.

OnLy iN N.Z. ... dO sUpeRmaRkeTs AaKe SiCk PeOpLe WaLk aLl ThE WaY tO tHe bAcK oF tHe ShOp tO gEt ThEiR cOuGh, CoLd, AsPiRiN wHiLe hEaLtHy PeOpLe CaN bUy CiGaReTtEs aT tHe FrOnTt

OnLy iN N.Z. ... Do PeOpLe OrDeR dOuBlE cHeEsEbUrGeRs, LaRgE FrIeS AnD a DIET CoKe.

OnLy In N.Z. ... dO bAnKs LeAvE bOtH dOoRs OpEn AnD cHaIn tHe PeNs tO tHe cOuNtErZ.

OnLy iN N.Z. ... Do wE lEaVe CaRs wOrTh tHoUsAnDs oF dOlLaRs On tHe DrIvE aNd lOcK oUr JuNk AnD cHeAp LaWn MoWeR iN ThE gArAgE.

OnLy In N.Z. ... dO wE uSe AnSwErInG mAcHiNeS tO sCrEeN cAlLs AnD ThEn HaVe cAlL WaItInG sO wE wOn'T MiSs a CaLl FrOm SoMeOnE wE DiDn'T wAnT tO TaLk tO iN tHe FiRsT pLaCe.

OnLy iN N.Z. ... aRe tHeRe DiSaBlEd PaRkInG PlAcEs iN fRoNt oF a SkAtEbOaRd pArK.

100 tHiNgS aBoUt Me!!!


1. Full Name: Carissa Lee Becker
2. Nicknames: Soxz (it'z a Crystal thing)
3. Birthday: September 15,1991
4. Place of Birth: JMH
5. Zodiac Sign: Virgo
6. Male or female: female
7. Grade: sophmore
8. School: Crystal City
9. Occupation: student
10. Residence: R-7
11. MSN Screen Name: I don't have MSN

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour rown
13. Hair Length: Short
14. Eye colour: Blue
16. Height: 5'5
17. Braces? no
18. Glasses? yea
19. Piercings: yea
20. Tattoos: No
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Kayla Jemtrud
23. First Award: student of the month-5th grade
24. First Sport You Joined: volleyball
25. First pet: My Dog Buster
26. First Real Vacation: Branson
27. First Concert: Charlie Daniels
28. First Love: Matt Grove
___ Favourites___

29. Movie: Mean Girls
30. TV programme: Degrassi
31. Colour: black
32. Rapper: Afroman
33. Band: Red Jumpsuit Aparatice
34. Song Right Now: Colt 45
35. Friend: Kayla and Zac and kali
36. Sweet: Rock star
37. Sport to Play: volleyball
38. Restaurant: Ruby Tuesday
39. Favourite brand: i wear nething
40. Store: Hey i love ne where there clothes
41. School Subject: i hate skewl
42. Animal: Dog
43. Book: i dont know how to read
44. Magazine:Cosmo girl
45. Shoes: Nike
___Currently___

46. Feeling: happy
47. Single or Taken? taken
48. Have a crush: zac miranda
49. Eating: Nothing
50. Drinking: Rockstar
51. Typing: this question
52. Online? Yes
53. Listening To: Afroman Colt 45
54. Thinking About: This questions
55. Wanting To: eat
56. Watching: nothin
57. Wearing: Bluejeans and a white tee
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? yep
59. Want to be married? Hellz Ya
60. Careers in Mind: Lawyer
61. Where do you want do u want to live: Missiouri
62. Car: I want a Lotus Elise
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: blonde or brown dont want no firecroch!
64. Hair length: short to shaggy
65. Eye colour: blue or green?brown
66. Measurments: um u know
67. Cute or Sexy: Sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: Lips
69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses
70. Short or Tall: tall
71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: Skinny
74. Sensitive or Loud: loud
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: sweet
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker

----------Have you ever------------

78. Kissed a Stranger: yea
79. Had Alcohol: Yes
80. Been in a police station: no
81. Ran Away From Home: um u anwser that
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: yea
84. Been with someone: yes
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: yep
86. Broke Up With Someone: yea
87. Cried When Someone Died: yea
88. Cried At School: yea

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yes
90. Miracles: yea
91. Love At First sight: ill tell you if me n zac break up!
92. Ghosts: yes
93. Aliens: no
94. Soul: yea
96. Hell: ya
97. Angels: yes
98. Kissing on The First Date: Hellz yea you gotta know how they kiss to go out again lol
99. Horoscopes: not really but their fun

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is there something you want and you know you cant have:
nope i got the guy i wanted and i have every thing i could ever hope for!

Things a guy should do!!
1). Leave her cute text messages.
2). Kiss her in front of your friends.
3). Trust her over everyone else.
4). Tell her she looks beautiful.
5). Look her in the eye when you talk to her.
6). Tell her stupid jokes to make her laugh.
7). Let her mess with your hair.
. Just walk around with her.
9). Include her in pretty much everything you do.
10). When she crys do whatever to make her smile.
11). Forgive her for her mistakes.
12). Look at her like she's the only girl you see.
13). Tickle her even if she says stop.
14). Wen she starts swearing at u tell her u love her.
15). Let her fall asleep in your arms.
16). Get her mad, then kiss her.
17). Tease her and let her tease you back.
1 . Stay up with her all night when she's sick.
19). Watch her favorite movie.
20). Kiss her forehead.
21). Write her letters.
22). Let her wear your clothes.
23). When she's sad, hang out with her.
24). Let her know she is important.
25). Let her take all the photos of you she wants.
26). Surprise her with flowers for no reason
27). Kiss her in the rain.
2 . And when you fall in love with her, tell her.
29). And when you do tell her.. Love her like you never loved before.