Jealousy is a horriable sickness, get well soon, BITCH!

I was in my car driving along when I ran into my ex, so I put it in reverse && HIT HIM AGAIN!

Some people are ONLY alive because it's illegal to kill him!

I want to go down on you and make you extremely happy. Then I want to come back up slowly && FUCK you real good && hard!. Yours truly, Gas Prices!

In '09 the Government will start killing all mentally challenged people, My heart sank when I thought of you, RUN my little retarded friend! RUN!

A good friend comforts you when he rejects you, but a best friend will walk up to him & say... "Is it 'coz your a twat?"

Lifes not a garden, So don't be a HOE!! (In memory of Sam) hehe

Arms are for hugging. Boys are for kissing. Sluts are for dissing && Best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slut and all you really need is a hug.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother@#?!&! round the head! hehe

A year later to see him again was the best feeling in the world. It was him that had tort me to love and him that made me see the power of loving. The one after him I was only capable of loving because of him and it is to him that I o myself to.

To lay there, his warm body against mine, laying in my arms. I held him close as we both looked up into the night sky. It was clear, dotted with the whitest starts and gently searched by the city spot lights.

It was then I remember my love and it was then he did too. I saw it in his eyes as he looked back into mine. Our lips touched softly as my heart seemed to sink. "I love you" he said to me. "Do you still love me?" he asked.

I wouldn't tell him, scared of the hurt of leaving him again with the feelings of staying. After some time I did reply with the feelings I had been keeping from the year I lost him.

And it was then that I saw that the man I loved wasn't a changed man he was the same one that I had fallen for all that time ago. It was then I saw a little glimpse of hope for the lost relationship as he cuddled back down into my arms.

Mr. Joseph M Crescencio-Manning

The Slut Test...
Your score is: 33.75%
... Our verdict:
You're not slutty.
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The Posh Test...
Your score is: 75%
... Our verdict:
You're a posh bitch.
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The Snob Test...
Your score is: 44%
... Our verdict:
You can be a snob sometimes
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The Gay Test...
Your score is: 25%
... Our verdict:
You might act straight, but I bet your mother
always knew you would grow up to be a gay guy.