William Norris
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- jesus christ superstar
- Me, Myself, and I
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THINGS TO DO IN A LIFT
1) When there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
Move your desk in to the lift and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
1 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up,all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce,"I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space
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15 things to do in dunnes stores
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms, randomly put them in
peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5
minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the
rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see
what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of
M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring
pillows from the bedding department
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry
and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as
a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling knives in the housewares department
ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look
using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse
through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker
assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's
those voices again'....and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly
....'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'0 Comments 1334 days
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Is Michael Jackson really dead?
- Yes
- No it's a publicity stunt
- Yes but hes going to come back as a zombie (just look at thriller)
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- yes ther fucking amazing!!!!
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- this poll is stupid
- cillians an emo
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Dearbhail Cotter4 weeks agoI see you've found yourself a wife ..Rachel.. it's settled now! ..ur scrued
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PaigeyPops.13 weeks agohowiyeh william did u add me on FACEBOOK.COM...
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18 weeks ago
Rachel C
yup definatly like
it'll b savvvvvvaaageeeeeeeee
thats the attitude to have, always look on the bright side and all thta
howr you today..???
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Rachel C18 weeks ago
shup you! i'll be there soon enuf!!
yup there is aite partay onnnnnnnnnn haha i bet you'll have to work now or sunnit wouldn't it be the way!! lol
OMG!!!!!!!!!! you have am FRIENDS since when..?
yeah you wish its all sympathy invites!
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18 weeks ago
Rachel C
whoop whoop!! i'm liking the casual drop in of 'legal'
just going to lisa keohanes 18th..you..?
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Rachel C18 weeks ago
whoooooooo go you!!
i cant wait for thet.. how'd it feel to be legally able to go in.?
awh you better now..?
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19 weeks ago via Mobile
Rachel C
bcoz we're CRAZY! and we had flats on so it was easier although i'd prob still hav done it in heals!
... Am pretty gud couldn't complain too much and ur night?
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19 weeks ago via Mobile
Rachel C
and i told you that you should sleep in ur car
sorry and i promise we won't b doing that again my legs wer fucked not a mind my lungs!!
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Kieran Ryan22 weeks agoboth i'd say
thats if i'm not at silage
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Kieran Ryan22 weeks ago
ya i reckon a serious piss up boi shud be gud crack..you??
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Kieran Ryan22 weeks ago
well i was told that i'm going out to sherkin at silage wen eva its on n i wasn told ny more... ha i kinda heard bout that alri but wat happened did it start rainin r sumtin??
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22 weeks ago via Mobile
Rachel C
oh so your the big man now hu has to look after the place..
. . . . . Oooooooooo eighteen!!! Legal to do anythin now . . . . God help the streets of ireland...ahhhhhh... I'm scared! barak obama wouldn't go he's too busy killing flies...
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Kieran Ryan22 weeks ago
i'll be ova next week so at the silage
.. aw jes thats the job that you'v a job lined up.. hope ur old fella is alri..aw fareplay was it don healy?? wat day is ur 18th??
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22 weeks ago
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Rachel C22 weeks ago
soooo disappointing!!
shameful behavior of the tv crew!!
oh i can see they reali love you ''FAGET'' the relationship there is fantastic i'd say..??
yeah i had mine the same day Danny passed his and he failed me for 'too much observation' it's a joke!!
i dont want my lovely plates but im so lovely that they just adore me
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Rachel C22 weeks ago
see your just a FAKE!!!! imagine how many stories that we hear on the news that are actual lies.. i bet half the amount of murders here aren't real at all!!!
&& whan did they record that..?
oh shup!! i'll get mine soon enough... besides L is for LOVELY...so i suppose that means your not lovely...all the cool people have L plates. . . drivings grand haven't crashed into too many things yet soo... hows t for you..?
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22 weeks ago
Rachel C
it was and still is all in your HEAD!!!!!
i was looking at the news as interested as i usually am and then i saw you and the whole respect i had for the ONCE so mighty RTE went all the way down the drain, you killed it for me you murderer!!!
and it's all a lie because you drive to school!! i am telling!!!!
you said to do it hahahahaha
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i bet cillian 9-2 earlier hahaha
Im very dissappointed.. But thanks for my very own google shoes
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