Dido – My weed got pinched I don’t know why i
Put up with this at all
He kidnaps me and takes me to snow hill
Gets me so high I cant see at all
But even if I could id just see a little shit
With your bigger friend there to help you
And I feel sorry for you, so youre not that bad.
Youre not so bad.


Dear mitch, I text you but you still ain’t callin
The coke the mud and the weed you gave me was stolen
I left 2 answerphones last Sunday you must not’a got em
There probably was a problem with your stolen sim card or something
Sometimes I type numbers to fast when I got em
But anyways, fuck it, whats been up man hows the court order?

I’ve got a tag too, im bout to be a convict
If I get shut in a cell, guess who ill share with?
I’m gonna room with NITRO
I heard bout your beef with Barnsey too im sorry
I had a friend get nicked over some bitch who dobbed on him

I know you probably hear this everyday,
But I’m your biggest customer
You nick my weed steal my phones and hit me with a duster
But I understand your pressure to be a hustla
I like your boy ballace too hes a thugsta

Anyways, hope you get this man,
Pay me back, cash or cheque, truly yours,
Youre safest man, this is
Stan


Dido – My weed got pinched I don’t know why i
Put up with this at all
He kidnaps me and takes me to snow hill
Gets me so high I cant see at all
But even if I could id just see a little shit
With your bigger friend there to help you
And I feel sorry for you, so youre not that bad.
Youre not so bad.

Dear mitch, you still aint returned my dough
I hope you have a chance
I aint mad, I just think you and ballands are fucking fags
If you don’t wanna deal to me you don’t have to
But you could have told me about your 7pm curfew
That’s fucked up man
Im only 16 years old, I waited in the blistering cold
For four hours on julian road
That’s pretty shitty man, youre like my fucking idol
I wanna be just like you man, even more than nitro


I aint that mad tho I just don’t like being lied to
Remember when we met in Syndey, you said if I bought your weed
You’d have my back
See im just like you in a way, I cant grow a proper moustache neither
But they say that times a healer

And I can relate to why you act on all these wrongs
You have a shitty day, get ballands to steal your bongs
Cos you aint big enough yourself and that shit gets you depressed
But fairplay I heard yesterday you finally grew a hair on your chest
Sometimes I even run to your place
To see if it makes you pleased
Its like seeing your face, is such a sudden rush to me
See everything you do, is fucking cool and I respect it
Youre literally a cunt, 24/7.
But I know why you act like you do mitch, but no one else does
I get it, you got bullied for being a pussy when you were growing up

You gotta pay me back man
I’ll be the biggest customer youll ever lose
Sincerely yours, stan
P.S. give my phone back too



Dido – My weed got pinched I don’t know why i
Put up with this at all
He kidnaps me and takes me to snow hill
Gets me so high I cant see at all
But even if I could id just see a little shit
With your bigger friend there to help you
And I feel sorry for you, so youre not that bad.
Youre not so bad.

Dear mr. im too small to fight without ballands
Thisll be the last message I ever send your halfcast ass
Its been six months without my dough
I don’t deserve it
Ive been nothing but nice to you, your deals used to be perfect
So this is my answerphone im leaving you, I hope you hear it

Im walking to green park right now,
Im getting an ounce of a new dealer
Hey mitch, im getting it of eren
Aint he a nice guy?
You know that time when you tried to rob me outside Henrietta that night
And you chased me and my friends to the fountain
And you nearly caught up with us and my heart was pounding

That’s kind of how this is, my fucking headaches pounding
But now its too late, Im s