1. Taken a picture naked? No
2. Painted your room? Yes
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? No
4. Drove a car? No
5. Danced in front of your mirror? Yes
7. Been dumped? Yes
8. Been in a fist fight? Yes
9. Stole money from a friend? Yes
11. Snuck out of your house? Yes
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them Back? Yes
13. Been arrested? Lifted but not arrested
14. Made out with a stranger? Yes
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes
16. Left your house without telling your parents? Yes
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? No
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes
20. Seen someone die? Yes
21. Been on a plane? Yes
22. Kissed a picture? Yes
23. Slept in until 3? Yes and beyond
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yes
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
26. Made a snow angel? Yes
27. Played dress up? Yes
28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes
29. Been lonely? Yes
30. Fell asleep in school/work? Yes
31. Been to a club? Yes tons
32. Felt an earthquake? No
33. Touched a snake? Yes
34. Ran a red light? No
35. Been suspended from school? No
37. Been in a car accident? No
38. Hated the way you look? Yes, bits about me
39. Witnessed a crime? Yes
40. Pole danced? Yes...and been the pole!
41. Been lost? Yes
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yes
43. Felt like dying? Yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Not that I can remember
46. Sang karaoke? Yes
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
49. Caught a snowflake on your tounge? Yes
50. Kissed in the rain? No
51. Sing in the shower? Every morning
52. Made love in a park? No
53. Had a dream that you married someone? I can't remember dreams in the morning but possibly
54. Glued your hand to something? Yes
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? No
57. Been a cheerleader? No
58. Sat on a roof top? Yes
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Ah DoE
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? No don't think so possibly when I was wee
61. Played chicken? Yes
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes
64. Broken a bone? Yes
65. Been easily amused? Yes
66. Laugh so hard you cry? Yes many times
68. Cheated on a test? Yes
69. Forgotten someone's name? Yes
70. Slept naked? Yes
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? No
73. Blacked out from drinking? Not really
74. Played a prank on someone? Yes
75. Gone to a late night movie? Yes
76. Made love to anything not human? No
77. Failed a class? Yes...home economics I couldn't sew, failed the ironing test & knew nothing about the production of cheese and got a 5 as a result
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? Yes
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? No played for a long time though
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of july? No
82. Thrown strange objects? Yes
83. Felt like killing someone? Yes
84. Thought about running away? Yes
85. Ran away? Yes
86. Did drugs? Yes (Paracetamol Junkie)
87. Had detention and not attend it? Yes
89. Made a parent cry? No
90. Cried over someone? Yes
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? wot the hell is a sharpie?!?!
92. Went out with someone more than once? Yes
93. Had/Have a dog? No
95. Own an instrument? Yes many

Drunk - "Hey, Connor. You were here yesterday"
Colin - "Who's Connor?"
Drunk - "Your Connor and you were here yesterday"
Colin - "No I wasn't"
Drunk - "Aye you were. And you were here too" *points at Leo*
Leo - "What, no i wasn't here yesterday either"
Drunk - "Where's not here?"
Leo - "No here isn't a place"
Drunk - "Well where were you if you weren't here?"
Leo - "In my house"
Drunk - "Where's My House?"
Leo - "I don't know where your house is"
Drunk - "No wheres your house"
Leo - "My house isn't here"
Drunk - "Where is it then"
Leo - "Alloa"
Drunk - "Away and fuck off back to Alloa then"
Leo - "What"
Drunk - "And you can fuck off back to Alloa as well" *points at Colin*
Colin - "What!?!"
Gareth - "Hey guys thanks for running off"
Drunk - "And you can fuck off back to Alloa as well"
Gareth - "Did i miss something?"
Drunk - *Shakes Coke Can* "Someones going to get soaked. Could it be yyyyyoooouuuuu"
Gareth - "Come on let's go into Cafe Nero, maybe IT can't go inside"
Drunk - "You were here yesterday" *points at random*

1. Helen In The Dining Hall - "CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPZ PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!"

2. Colin's Dad - "I Bet Leo's Dad Is A Closet Hippo!"

3. Leo - "Colin You Can't Sit There Cause Eds Sitting There!"
Colin - " Fuck... Did I Sit On Him!?!?"

4. Teresa In The Dining Hall - "What Would You Like?"
Leo - "Fish, Chips And Beans Please"
Teresa - "So You Want Peas?"
Leo - "No I Want Beans"
Teresa - "Okay Son" *Ladels On Boiled Potatoes*

5. Graeme In Prague - "You Should Look For Personality In A Girl Not Just Looks"
Andy D - "Yeah But You Don't Look At A Girl Walking Down The Street And Say 'Whoa Look At The Personality On That One!'"

6. Duncan - "Firemen Have No Purpose"

7. Andy D After Farting - "OH NO! I JUST SHAT MYSELF!!"

8. Ben - "Shes So Hot And Sexy!"
Gareth - "Stop Talking About My Mum!"
Ben - "We Were Talking About Your Dog!"

9. Colin To Jamie While Playing Spiderman 3 In Gamestation - "Hes Not The Only One To Get Sticky Hands After Surfing The Web!"

10. Jamie Mack Dressed As Michael Jackson Dressed As Peter Pan - "Look At Me I'm Peter Pan, Shamona!"

11. Colin's Dad In A Restaurant - "That Pianist Looks Like Leo's Dad!"
Colin - "HA! He's PLaying With His Organ In Public!"
Colin's Dad - "He's Moaning Too!"

12. Colin In Glasgow Airport - "YAY! I'm Next In Line!"
Gareth - "Thats What She Said!"
Colin - "Shut Up!"
Gareth - "Thats What She Said!"
Colin - "I Mean It Gareth Shut Up Or I'll Hit You!"
Gareth - "Thats What She Said!"
Colin - "Seriously, Fuck You!"
Gareth - "Thats What I Said!"

13. Colin After Leo Farted - "Oh My God! That Smells Like Quavers!"
Leo - "It Does Too! Actually I Want Some Quavers Now!"

14. Adam - "I Think We Should Name Our Band The Way"
Colin - "Thats Taken"
Adam - "By Who!?"
Colin - "The Way!"

15. Colin Randomly To Leo - "I Challenge You To A Wizarding Duel!"
Leo - "Nipplus Tweakimus!" *Colin Grabs Own Nipples In Pain*
Colin - "Bawbagimus Slappimus!" *Leo Falls Over Holding His Balls*
Colin - "ANALUS RAPIMUS!!!" *Leo Cries In Agony*
Leo - "Wingardium Leviosa By Yer Ballimuses!" *Colin Throw Himself In The Air With A Pelvic Thrust*
Steven - "Teabagimus Yer Best Palimus!"
Everyone - "TOO FAR STEVEN!"

16. Timmy - "Have You Even Had A Girlfriend Since You Came To This School!?"
Adam - "Yes!"
Timmy - "WHO!?!?"
Leo - "Jennifer"
Everyone - *Points And Laughs*

17. Leo - "Mine Is Fat At The Top But Thin At The Bottom!" (Talking About His Toe)

18. Colin - "I SWEAR TO GOD MY EAR JUST BARKED!"

19. Leo - "Colin... Can You Gimme A Hand With This? Its Too Big To Control By Myself!"
Colin - "Does That Help?"
Leo - "No Its Just As Free As Before!"

20. During Spiderman 3 A Bomb Is Thrown - "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP"
*Random Farts Really Loudly*

21. Leo doing a Mr Blyth Immpression On D.O.E - "Murray!!!! Joseph!!!! China!!!! Have a seat on a seat! Stop being so recidivistic about China Jonathon it is in fact not BOLLOCKS. The Dot Com Boom Bust did indeed happen, honestly...it's true! China!!!!!Now we are going to take a note on the firrums such as ones who produce fine China or Breakfast Potatoes, a delicacy i believe came from China. I read it on the BBC Business News, based in China. These firrums, mainly based in China, did in fact suffer from the Dot Com Boom Bust... the workers, like the ones they have in China, in these firrums, from China, in particular. Adam Smith, the great economist did of course predict this. China."

*Turns Around*,

Oh Hi Mr Blyth

21. *Azeems drawing a muscular man on the board*
Matthius - "Why you draw man? I would draw woman"

22. Random guy - "What rhymes with Courtney"
Watson - "GAY MAN"

23. Calum - *Amusing Joke - Everyone In The Group Laughs Apart From Mark Who Doesn't Get It*
Mark - "Oh..... What A Joker!" *Very Posh Accent*
Leo - "What A Wanker" *Straight