Jordi Stoney

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  • Vrouw, 20, Hartjes 194
  • uit Edinburgh/ killinchy
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Over mij

Me, Myself, and I
all the girlies, james bond here we come :D
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cool runnings especially for christmas time!!
"how bout i draw a line down ur face n make it look like a butt???"(jamican accent)
feel the rhythm.......
......feel the rhy.......
......get on up......
......its BOBSLEIGH time.........
.......COOL RUNNINGS!
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hey guys..think its bout time for an update..wel now livin in edin goin to heriot watt uni,living at 64 duff street wit the gals, jemma becca n alex!we miss u sinead!!:)

Killinchy young farmers..def the best 1 about :P missin all the crazy kids from back home!!
Mijn wederhelft
Kate Gilmore
Music
Everything really, depends wer i am n the mood!!
Films
im really into my action films, Conair is an cracker film..without a doubt!!bad boys are great 2!soppy films are gud for wee girl nites..absoutely love a walk to remember.. independence day, deja vu(amazin..confuslin tho..hada get ur brain in gear..any1 that no's me knows i ask 2 many questions durin films anyway, hehe)!!
Sports
Rugby(really just for the players tho!!!)quite like playin 2...dnt no any of the rules tho just run for shit, hehe!!
Swim just for the craic.. n 5 oclock in the mrn in strngford its bloody cold!!
Horses:)
Does weight liftin count? pints of corz:P
Scared Of
spiders, the wee fuckers!!!
feet!
Snakes!!realli nything wit scaly skin ew!
Happiest When
partyin n wit ma friends n family, girly nites out r always the best!!wee nite in the pub always goes down a wee treat as wel! always love a gud gossip as wel!!
Drinks
bud, magners, peach snaps, morgan spiced!!strapedos, not realli that picky like! oo n Ribena!!gin:) but i hear it makes ya sin!
favorite quotes
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that are breaths get taken away"**************

"Im a big ball of fluffy love"(james haha..love machine)*****************

"i thot leornardo davinci was still alive!!!"(wooopies blonde moment!)*******************

"If you get hammered 4 8weeks straight it ust be something 2 do with the drink!!" ( nice 1 bro)****************

"If you lend me sum money i'll buy u a drink!!"*********************
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"If ure not living on the edge..ur takin up 2much room!!"******************


""OO then i just felt sumit wet..""haha(especially 4 carry)***************

Live your dream..dont dream your life"

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  • very true...

    Things i fuckin hate

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
    where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
    when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
    room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
    the channel manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
    F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
    is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
    do this? Who and where are they?

    5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
    tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking
    floor.

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
    choice there, did you sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
    then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
    then there must have been something before it.

    8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest
    damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
    yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

    10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
    what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

    11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
    it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

    12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
    image I really didn't need.

    13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
    insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
    McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
    a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.

    3 Commentaren 1123 dagen

  • lol

    A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
    After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for
    another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket
    again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times
    before the bartender asks him,
    Why do you keep looking in your pocket?"
    The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there.
    When she looks good enough, I'll go home."

    0 Commentaren 1150 dagen

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  • Sarah Rutherford
    luv Sarah Rutherford

    JORDY!!!

    I'm sooo syced about bbq season :) :) lets me it a big one 2morro nite!! planning on drinkling copious amounts of bacardi wha ha ha ha

    looking forward to hearing all ur chat about easter/spain etc etc

    yeeeooooo

    xo

    33 weken geleden
  • Laura Furey
    luv Laura Furey

    I no, i cant believe they start on sat!!! woohoo!!!!
    Sure ill hopefully cya 2nite at the drama comp!! I havent seen u in ages and we need a good catch up!! hehe! xox

    34 weken geleden
  • Laura Furey
    luv Laura Furey

    Hey girl!
    Ive lost track of where u r at the mo!!! :D R u still in spain or back in Ed?? Did u hava nice time? xox

    35 weken geleden
  • Sarah Rutherford
    luv Sarah Rutherford

    i'm up for anything this wend..

    just ket me no a time & i'll be there :)

    xo

    p.s i feel a game of hit the deck is coming on

    36 weken geleden
  • Sarah Rutherford
    luv Sarah Rutherford

    Hola chica!!

    i know ragin about not making it out on sat nite :( Japs said he wasn't going out, so that was grand i was just calling round to see him for half an hour before i was going to meet uses lot in the pub.. i was dressed and doled up to go out but japs had a huge fire lit and one min we were just watching the tv, i fell asleep and woke up at 11.30 grrrr

    then i called scotty to see if uses were still in dicks but there was no point inme driving to le winters for an hr!!

    completely ragin tho!! but was it a gd nite?? scotty said it was a gd laugh..

    when are uses two off to spain? yes girls nite out/dinner definatly for a catch up!! Wats this i hear ur taking off to North Carolina?? how exciting :) :) i sware we need to put a tracking device on you pair..

    no real gossip what about you??

    xo

    37 weken geleden
  • Sarah Rutherford
    luv Sarah Rutherford

    JORDYS COMING HOME! ! ! ! :D :D

    xo

    38 weken geleden
  • Laura Furey
    Laura Furey

    I hear ur comin home next weekend - how exiting!!
    Not long til BBQ season! yipppeeeee!!!! xox

    38 weken geleden
  • Sinead Andrea Niamh
    Sinead Andrea Niamh

    hello hws u any news with ya sorri couldnt stay long on da phone da other day was in wrk ring soon luv ya xxxxxxxxxxx

    39 weken geleden
  • Emma McCully
    luv Emma McCully

    ooo i duno it was just a hint! lol!
    nope i have absolutly no holidays planned :O lol! how terrible!!
    well it wasnt the best trip of my life lol but i loved the shops!! so its all gd! got four dresses :D yay! lol!
    xxxxxxxxxx

    40 weken geleden
  • Emma McCully
    luv Emma McCully

    loooook i have love 4 u :D lol
    im gr8 thanx!!! ano bet ur missin me :P
    ooo gd! yes def lunch :D :D txt me when ur bak!! and well def get out somewhere too!
    well im jus bak from london! no others ones appart from tht but do not panic im sure i will! u goin 2 spain let me guess?!
    hows uni goin?? hows edin?? i wana go bak there :( love it!!!!
    xxxxxxxxx

    42 weken geleden
  • Sinead Andrea Niamh
    luv Sinead Andrea Niamh

    see u wednesday cant wait xxxx

    p.s ive decided were gonna do that walk weve been bangin on about for the past 2 years :)

    42 weken geleden
  • Laura Furey
    luv Laura Furey

    Hey girl!
    All my shifts have been in the ulster so at least its handy! haha! Reali enjoying it there!
    Ive had quite an easy going weekend! Not much gossip at all reali! Cant even think of anything thats coming up! So ur not missing much!!! xox

    42 weken geleden
  • Carry
    Carry

    Hey by the way would you be able to come for my birthday? I'm at home til the 9th so if you're free you could come up on the 9th which is when we're goin out.

    O well ill be phoning you soon anyway :D
    xxx

    43 weken geleden
  • Carry
    luv Carry

    Lol hmm whats the date for what? I cant remember what i told you oops o yeh i remember it is the 29th of march that i come to yours. Rubbish, i'm watching one tree hill :D xxx

    43 weken geleden
  • Carry
    Carry

    Hey hun! OK yes you are a disaster! How the flip did you do that? See when i come down to you in march, josh is driving me so you'll have to let me know what your address is.

    Love you lots xxx

    44 weken geleden
  • Emma McCully
    Emma McCully

    heyyyy jordi! how are ya?! havnt spoke 2 ya in ages! what ya bin up2? iv nt bin doin much.. uni and wrk n goin out! gt a new ibiza in jan there! its white and pretty :P lol. when ya comin home again???
    id share my love bt apparently its rare and i havnt even sent any 2day lol
    xxxxxxxx

    44 weken geleden
  • Laura Furey
    luv Laura Furey

    Hey!
    Home is good! Working lots with the agency and loving having some money at last!!! haha! Me and kate have been talking about the highland, sooo excited!!! R u still about then??? U may have us 2 stay if thats ok, hehe!
    So when u next making a visit home??? xox

    44 weken geleden
  • Emma Adams
    Emma Adams

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  • Laura Furey
    Laura Furey

    Hey girl!!! Howz it goin back in Ed???? Any gossip 4 me??? Nothing reali 2 report from here - just the usual! haha! xox

    48 weken geleden
  • Sinead Andrea Niamh
    luv Sinead Andrea Niamh

    Booked the flights 4th March 2009 - 9th March 2009

    Im actually Flying home the Monday mornin at 8:00 in the mornin , dnt worry yas can all stay in bed while i get up ha ha ill be going straight to work when i get off the aeroplane ha ha gud times .....

    Cheaper

    Cant wait



    Oh Yesh !!!!

    Luv ya

    48 weken geleden