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Why do so many heterosexual women still find the Darcy figure attractive?
Me, Myself, and I


Oh, Mr Darcy!


The man in question is Jane Austen’s fictional hero, Mr Darcy; a character who has been reproduced thousands of times since his creation in 1812. He has not just appeared in adaptations of Austen’s book, he once went to the moon, later on bought a baguette, by no suprise carried a penguin around in his purse, and finally got turned into a llama....

Now Your On His Bebooo Pagee..

Try Out His BookFace Or YourSpace Instead (Y)

Anywhooo Kids, You Can Call Me Darcington.
Im Funfzehn Jahre Alt :D

Darcy:

The sexiest, coolest, funniest, most awesome kid alive.

Martial arts master.
I love Darcy!

I TOOK OVER The MOLEHILL EMPIRE...

Heheee, well they took over mee i suppose...

Check Me Out ;)
Hot Stuff :D
Hapfffffffff No..

Practise Makes Perfect, But No One's Perfect.
Sooooooooooo... Whats The Point In Practising?


Comment, Shag, Kidnap, Rape, Text, Ring, Bum, Kill Me (:
About Me..
Im a very sensitive Guy, and i flip out a lot. I wish i didnt, but my mood just does its own thing. To everyone ive hurt, upset and pissed off im so so sorry. I cant control my moods and always say the wrong thing and fuck everything up. I get in a complete state so if im in a tizzy then stay far away. Apart from being a complete cunt who really dislikes himself im pretty nuts really. I try to invent things, like to draw, like loud music, like being on my own, like the dark, like cold food, like to drink way too much, like to watch tv, like to buy stuff offline, like to squash flys, like to write books, like to go mad, like grapefruit, like the smell of old women, like to prank people, like to sing, like to dance, like to hear laughter, like gore, like to meet people, like to talk to myself... Anyhoolahoop I Love You... x
Tenerife 2009 ..
Beckky && Stefano <3, Milly, Tom, Simon, Phillip, Jimmy, Lucy, Kick, Crush, RAYMONDO!, Heather, Sharon, Jackiee, Peter, Andy, Pigman.... This holiday was my bestest ever and i met some of the nicest people you could imaginee.. they all ment loads and loads too meee and i wont forget them... <3
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I would always be a bit of a harcore ponce and not want my picture taken by anyone, but now ive decided fuck it. Some uploaded are just like 'urgghh mince' but if you dont like them thats not my problem got bogflush yourself and take a swim with the ducks. Ive decided no matter how badd i look my moles are always gunna look worse.. No wait.. XD

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Oozing charisma, Cook pulls off daring and dangerous stunts, knowing Freddie will always be there to bail him out motto:do something man do something that matters fav tv shows:the shield fav bands:Toots and the Maytails, Trojan Reggae

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  • ABC 123 !! Please be nice / mean DOnt give a shit !!

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  • Y or N

    Fill Y or N into each blank space!
    [_] kiss me?
    [_] let me kiss you?
    [_] take a shower with me?
    [_] be my bf?
    [_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
    [_] have a relationship with me?
    [_] Spank that arse?
    [_] Carress my body?
    [_] Say yes if i asked you out?
    [_] Get wasted with me?
    [_] Hang out with me?
    [_] Bring me around your friends?

    D0 Y0U...
    [_] think im hot?
    [_] want to kiss me?
    [_] want to cuddle with me?
    [_]think im weird?

    ARE WE...
    [_] friends?
    [_]enemies?

    AM i...
    [_] sexy?
    [_] funny?
    [_] cool?
    [_] loveable?
    [_] Annoying?
    [_] great to be with?
    [_] odd?
    [_] hyeractive?
    [_] sweet?


    HAVE Y0U EVER...
    [_] thought about me?
    [_] thought there might be an "us"?
    [_] had a crush on me?
    [_] had a dream about me?

    ARE Y0U...
    [_] happy you know me?
    [_] thinking bout me?

    Would you :
    [_] Kiss me
    [_] Get off wit me
    [_] Shag me
    [_] Kill me

    17 Comments 317 weeks

  • dunno?

    What would you do if i ... ?

    Committed suicide?
    Said I lov u?
    Kissed u?
    Lived next door?
    Started smokin?
    How did we meet?
    What do u think of me?
    Best memory of me?
    How long will we be friends?
    Do u love me?
    Have I hurt you?
    Have u hurt me?
    Would ya Kiss me?
    Would ya Do me?
    If not why?
    Are we close?
    Scale of 1-10, hw sound am i?
    Am I loveable?
    Am i sweet?
    How long have u known me?
    Describe me in 1-5 word?
    Have u ever been mad at me?
    Wat reminds you of me?
    Do u know me well?
    Anything else?

    24 Comments 317 weeks

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100 Stupid Questions

Are you scared of creepy creatures?: Nopee.
Are you scared of cockroaches?: Nopee, I Ate One (:
Do you get scared in the dark?: Only If Ive Just Watched Edward Scissorhands..
What is your favorite day of the week?: Friday && Saturday
Your dream car: The Krabby Patty Car
Your dream vacation: Back In Timee To The Dinosaur Age
In your next birth, you would love to be: Just Me Again (:
In your past birth, you must have been: Still A Complete Cunt
Your favorite pizza topping is: Little Kids..
How many kids do you want to have?: As Long As Thier On My Pizza I Dont Mind..
Last TV channel you watched: ITV2..
What are you wearing right now?: T-Shirt, Scarf, Shorts, Bracelets & Sunglasses..
What do you wear at night in bed?: Nothing..
Your favorite toy in childhood: Barb- I Mean Action Man..
How many teeth do you have?: More Than You..
When did you last visit the dentist?: Last Tuesday..
Which toothpaste do you use?: Eutheemol..
Your preferred toilet paper brand: The One With The Little Puppy..
Three things you can: Friends, Gadgets && A Special Someone ;)
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be: Nath Jeeves..
Your dream celebrity date: Noel Fielding..
Do you believe in aliens?: Yepp. Have You Not Watched E.T?..
Do you believe in ghosts and such?: Yarrp.
Favorite cocktail: Cock, heheee.
Favorite fruit: Rasp/StrawBerrys.
Favorite flower: Self Raising XD
Have you puked at a party?: Yarrrp.
You would love to get a tattoo done on your: Mole..
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: Made Myself Sick To Avoid Yess..
Do you cry easily?: Urrm, Yes..
Do you swear a lot?: Fuck Yeah! :/ (lame)
Favorite body part in the opposite sex: Makes No Difference.
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone: Do You believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past again? ...
Corniest pickup line someone used on you: You look a lot like my next boyfriend. Weird that..
What: D'arcy Arcy.. :/
What: Darcington.
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?: Yes, And We Can All Guess What. XD
The food you hate to eat: Tomatoesss.
Your favorite breakfast cereal: Coco Poops, hehee poop.
Do you have any pets?: Doggy, Pussy, Fishy. < All Sexual Words. Wow. Rudeness.
If yes, describe your pets: Cats: Monty- Cute & Sexy.. Hufflepuff: Grumpy Cunt.. Dog- Casper: Hyper & Chews all my fucking stuff!.... Fish- No Name - :)
Which is your favorite holiday?: Tenerifee All They Way..
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?: Indeed.
Ever been in a car accident?: Happfffft. No.
The boy band you secretly listen to: If I said it wouldnt be a secret ;)
The body part you would love to get pierced: Not My Cheek Again, Nipple, For the Pain.. :)
When did you last diet to lose weight?: Hapfffft. Do What?.
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: Wake Up, You Dumb Twat.
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: No I Take A Shit And Leave..
Are you in love with someone these days?: Indeedy..
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?: I already have.. :) (Jon Smith)
Has anyone slapped you on the face?: Yess..Enough Times..
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?: Bright Pink With Multicoloured Splats On!...
Which is your favorite underwear brand?: Anything Sexyy :)
What is your favorite denim brand?: I Agree... :/
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be: Meee.
Your first cell phone was: Nokia Numbers & Shit..
Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?: Talk :)
Are you a sensitive person?: Too Sensitive i suppose.
Would you go for a one night stand?: I'd Probably Sit down..
The romantic movie you like most: Hostel.
The action movie you like most: Shoot Em Up & Wanted.
Do you believe in heaven and hell?: Yess..
Which is your most memorable trip with friends?: Germany 06 :)
Which newspaper do you read daily?: I Cant Read..
The magazines you like to read: RockSound.
Your first job was: Rycroft Distribution.
Did you have a best friend in school?: Nopee. Not Nath Jeeves Or Anyone Like That..
Which email service do you use most?: Pardon?.
Have you ever walked to save money?: Yess..
Where do you shop for clothes?: H&M,Online,Blue Banana,Primark,Topman.
What was your pocket money as a kid?: 10 squid a week.
Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?: Days Long More Like :)
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?: I Wouldnt be doing it if i didnt..
If yes, do you have too much free time?: Yeahh.
One memory you wish you could erase: Taking That Viagra In Maths..
Any sport, you are really good at: Hapffffft. All Of Them If I Try. Dont Make The Effort.
In your purse, you keep a photo of: How'd You Know About My Purse ;)
Do you take any medicine daily?: Nopee.
Have you ever lied about your age?: Yess. To Get Booze :)
The last person you kissed was: Hayley At Thee Knapp. & My Dog.
The last country you visited: Tenerife :)
Do you need music while you are studying?: Yess Very Loud Music..
A song you loved as a kid: Rhcp - By The Way..
Any kiddie song you still remember: Reach For the Stars.. XD
Habits you hate in others: If i just want people to shut up & leave me alone and they dont..
On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?: No idea what thats means.
One habit of yours, you wish you could change?: Just learn too calm down and not be so sensitive..
Do you brush twice a day?: Yess. Sometimes More Even :)
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?: Half Hour Ish..
Are you a day person or a night person?: Anything After Midday Is Cool..
Your favorite cartoon character: Shake - ATHF..
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?: Everyday..
Any word or sentence you repeat often: Shoot This Motherfucker :)
Describe your computer monitor: Its A Laptopp..
One book you are dying to read: Im Not Dying, Im Finee..
One movie you are dying to see: Transformers 2, Saw 6, Ice Age 3, Crank 2.... :)
One music album you are dying to hear: Enter Shikari's New One (Y)
How much time did you take to complete this survey?: I Went && Did The Dishes, Had A Shower, Walked the Dog In Between. Few Hours.. LOL...
Don: Nooopee. Grow Up.

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Chris

you are wild and careless.you have your ditzy moments and like chris you are willing to "smoke/screw/rob/snort anything"

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[x] Name: Darcy-Owen
[x] Birthplace: ?
[x] Current Location: Sidmouth
[x] Eye Color: Brown
[x] Hair Color: Black
[x] Righty or Lefty: Righty
[x] Zodiac Sign: Peices
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or coke: Pepsi.
[x] McDonalds or Burger King: Kfc
[x] Single or group dates: Singlee.
[x] Adidas or Nike: Hapffffft.
[x] Chocolate or vanilla: Choclate..
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: Vodka.
-----------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: Nope.
[x] Take a shower: Yarp.
[x] Have a crush(es): Yarp.
[x] Who are they: Heheee. ;)
[x] Do you think you have been in love?: Yarp.
[x] Want to go to HIGHER college: Urmm, Yes.
[x] Like high school: Yarp.
[x] Want to get married: Yarp.
[x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Narp.
[x] Believe in yourself: Yarp..
[x] Get motion sickness: If I Read...
[x] Think you are a health freak: Nopee.
[x] Get along with your parents: Yarpp.
[x] Play an instrument: Guitar Hero 4 :)
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
[x] Flown on a plane: Yarpp..
[x] Missed school because it was raining?: Yarpp..
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: Yarpp..
[x] Cried during a Movie?: Yarpp..
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: O Gee\'s, Well Yarr.
[x] Had an imaginary friend: Still Do...
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: Nooooo.
[x] Been caught "doing something": Yess. Embarresment.
[x] Been called a tease: A Pfffft. Yes.
[x] Been in a fight: Yarrrp.
[x] Shoplifted: Yarpp.
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
[x] Number of BOYfriends / GIRLfriends you have had: 4
[x] Number of people I could trust with my life: Lots :)
[x] Number of CDs that I own: You Expect Me to Count?
[x] Number of tattoos: Nil.
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: At Least 30..
[x] Number of things in my past that I regret: Corrrr, Millions..
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
[x] Yourself: Yesss.
[x] Your friends: Yesss.
[x] Santa Claus: Met Him (Y)
[x] Tooth Fairy: Fucked Her (Y)
[x] Destiny/Fate: Yesss.
[x] Angels: Naaaa.
[x] Ghosts: Yess!
[x] UFO s: Yarpp.
[x] God: Mmhmmm :)
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
[x] Do you ever wish you had another name?: Yeahh.
[x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Naaaa.
[x] Do you like anyone?: Yeahh..
[x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: Joan The Jetski
[x] Who have you known the longest of your friends?: Teegan&Dan
[x] Are you close to any family member?: Mums Upstairs.
[x] Who do you hang around the most?: Nath&Jon.
[x] When have you cried the most: Charlie Died On Lost.
[x] Whats the best feeling in the world?: When Everythings Just Perfect..
[x] Worst Feeling?: Everyrthing Else..
---------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
[x] Cried: Yes A Lot..
[x] Worn jeans: Yesss.
[x] Met someone: Yarrpp.
[x] Drove a car: Neinn.
[x] Talked on the phone: Yarrpp.
-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
[x] Best eye color: Bleu.
[x] Best hair color: Anything..
[x] Short or long hair: Longgg.
[x] Best height: Smaller Than Mee..
[x] Best weight: Couldnt Care Less..
[x] Best first date location: Behind You...!

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  • Leah Corbeil
    Leah Corbeil

    heyyy whats up correspond to these ?Faces? were with the Ophites

    8/23/11 via Mobile
  • Jordan Longmuir
    Jordan Longmuir

    ur a shan wee cunt likes saying haha 2 madalan macan u a dick u shan cunt u sick fuck honestly u fanny

    4/19/10
  • James'
    James'

    Jon is a rapest xxxx :L

    8/15/09 via Mobile
  • Jaz
    Jaz

    arsey darcy <3

    7/31/09
  • Maria M
    Maria M

    How are you, todaY?

    7/23/09
  • Ily Stacey Phillip Feck 7/18/09
  • Jaz
    Jaz

    aresy darcy

    7/11/09
  • Yasmineex
    luv Yasmineex

    501 ;) dude i think i owe you this :D im sorry :) lovinggg .. love me :D x

    4/17/09
  • Jay
    luv Jay

    KINDER......

    4/10/09
  • The Weekend Has Landed.
    The Weekend Has Landed.

    sure shooould and get um ridiculously drunk son?????

    4/8/09
  • The Weekend Has Landed.
    The Weekend Has Landed.

    darcy wwee havnt talked for ages but i love you xxx

    4/1/09
  • Yasmineex
    luv Yasmineex

    Darccyyy this is the love i do believe i owe you ;) sorry about the delay bud. few technical issues :) Loveeee ME :D x

    3/18/09
  • Yasmineex
    Yasmineex

    Heylooooo Darcinton :) ahhha nice text dudeee :S :L .. don;t call me that :L it's yasmine leighh ;) but im very well what about youu? annno shameee int it :L :) .. and so mineee ends with a sigh of relief ;) ahhha jokinggg xD LOveee meee xD

    3/16/09
  • Jay
    Jay

    alright mate anthing happening tonight!

    3/13/09