Jacqui Byrne
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- Visites sur le profil: 538
- Membre depuis: February 2005
- Dernière connexion: Il y a 25 semaines
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- À propos de moi
- I am a full time student- majoring in Neuroscience and Psychology....and alcohol consumption- living the dream of being a uni student..I should finish my dual degree this year!! yay! I do bar and gaming work on the side...I took '06 off uni to travel around europe, which was just incredible!! I had such an amazing time, met so many incredible people and just cant wait to do that all again!
- Music
- i like all types of music really- no favourite band, or even favourite genere. also depeneds on wat im doing/the mood at the time. im just a big fan of music in general!
- Sports
- i played soccer for a few years back in high school which was heaps of fun..but i can get into any sport with the right atmosphere....and bring on state of origin!
- Scared Of
- most deadly things that bite- snakes, spiders... the usual really..
- Happiest When
- drunk!!!! naaah happiest when spending time with my friends and travelling
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NEVER LEAVE COLLEGE
1. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep
2. Having sex in a single bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. Your fantasies of having sex with three women with lesbian
tendencies
are replaced by fantasies of having sex with anyone at all.
5. You don't volunteer for clinical trials at the local
hospital.
6. You know all of the people sleeping in your house.
7. You hear your favourite song in the lift at
work.
8. Informative TV does not include Richard and Judy.
9. The bank manager doesn't write threatening letters any more.
10. You carry an umbrella.
11. Seven-day benders are no longer realistic.
12. You don't go to Tesco with all your friends.
13. You have standing orders and direct debits.
14. The heating works in your house.
15. Your friends marry and
divorce instead of get together and break-up.
16. You pay the government thousands of pounds every year.
17. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.
18. Jeans and a jumper no longer qualify as 'dressed
up'.
19. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids
nextdoor won't turn down the stereo.
20. You get out of bed in the morning even if it's raining.
21. Washing up is not an annual ritual.
22. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
you.
23. You don't know what time the kebab shop closes
anymore.
24. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
25. You feed your dog Pal instead of McDonalds.
26. You don't get ideas for drinks from local tramps.
27. You don't put half-finished curries in the fridge to eat
later.
28. You don't spend half your day strategically planning pub
crawls.
29. You "hate scrounging students".
30. You no longer have a strange attraction to road signs when
drunk.
31. Sleeping in the lounge is a no-no.
32. You can't persuade your flatmates to 'Drink till
dawn'.
33. You don't spend Wednesday afternoons in the pub.
34. You always know where you are when you wake up.
35. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
36. A fire in the kitchen is not a laugh.
37. You go to the chemist for Panadol and antacids, not
condoms and pregnancy test kits.
38. A bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.
39. You can remember the name of the person you wake up next to.
40. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
41. You don't have mice living in your kitchen.
42. Grocery lists are longer than pot noodles & cans of lager.
43. You don't go to Lidl to buy Vodka.
44. You have vacuumed.
45. Breaking the law means doing 40 in a 30 zone.
46. 'I just can't drink the way I used to' replaces 'I'm never
going to drink that much again'.
47. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
48. You don't experiment with banned substances.
49. You don't get drunk at home, to save money, before going to a pub.
50. Lunchtime is not 'the morning'.
0 commentaires 816 jours
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i thought my days of being kicked out of hostels were over..
epic nite.. finally got to catch up with laura (great friend of mine from ireland- who is traveling thru oz atm) and so there were beers and much chattin to be done! ....wow im so to hungover and to tired to write this...mayb i shouldnt have durnk again tonite...anyways...moral of the story is dont sneak into hostels wit 1 of ur best mates and both crash in a single bed, after casuing a great drunken rucus, cause u get discovered and kicked out at 6 am...
0 commentaires 883 jours
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yay holidays!
well so glad last week is over! i had my last two exams-one which was ok and the other was just terrible.. stupid developmental neurobiology was the most painful exam i'v ever had.. it makes the baby jesus cry! so im not a big uni go-er, or study-er so i was off to a bad start... there were ~45 lectures (3/wk), so a shit load of content to know, and about 'wiring the brain' so pretty intense stuff. the exam was 60% broken into 35MC questions, and 5 questions worth 5 marks each! (this i only found out the night b4- as i hadnt read all the lectures till then). talk about painful, so i knew little bits bout everthing- but not heaps of detail about specific genes, specific signaling cascades and every protien or enzyme involved....yeah so that sucked.. grrr... then my last exam was 8am sat morning and i was so tired...it was psychotherpies and counseling and through my sleepy haze i dont think it was to bad.. so after that i went drinking! drinking! had a few saturday nite- and saw the most gianormous cat i have ever seen! i kid u not this thing was a monster- sitting down its head was above my knee, and i could barely pick it up it was so heavy (no i wasnt hallucinating)... i also went out sunday nite which was good.. ended up at the normanby with sum friends and preceded to drink merrily until i erased all the knowledge i had obtained in the past few days cramming for uni! good times! we invented a new drink- 'the green goblin' stongbow sweet with a shot of chartruse! not bad (this judgement was made whilst horribly intoxicated and probably anything wouldve tasted good by this point).. we also had our own 'desperados' and were putting tequila in our coronos (sorta like in spain).. yeah thats about as much as i remember...oh and i just went bowling today! it was great! yay bowling- though i bowl really funny- i flick my wrists backwards and use the wrong fingers, true story but it seems to work ok for me... but some old man walked up to me and tried to correct me and teach me how to do it! haha good times! anway hope i provided entertainment! adious0 commentaires 886 jours
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Il y a 64 semaines via Mobile
Laura Heeney
Jacqui....'tell me somethin fun....
...jus here avoidin study 4 repeat exams nxt wk....
....sooo screwed!!
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Anna WIl y a 79 semaineshi Jacqui
MISS YOU LOTS AS Well
We are working on the house all the time. If you want to have your life to yourself don't buy a house, it's never ending story.
Work, noting got sorted just yet but they move me to a different section where it's crazy busy and I'm learning all the time stuff like purchasing so it's great for my future employment if I ever wanted to work as a junior buyer
that's me
oh I give up smokes 5 months ago now i need to lose few kg ha ha
I miss you like crazy
any plans on going back to Europe????
keep me updated on you crazy uni life
take care
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Il y a 82 semaines
Laura Heeney
hey ther lil lady!!omg ur life sounds super hectic these days....ye mad toffee....fair play t ye...!!!and r u still fittin in many nites out amongst all this crazy workin eh...im guessin 4m ur mammoth amount of fotos up on facebook these days......
....good job!!!!me.....im jus finishin up uni......exams in 3 weeks n not goin sooo well @ all......super super screwed.....nooo idea how im gona scrape this one.....but meh....theres always life as a bum....which i reckon i do pretty successfully neway!!!!ha!!!! jus been workin.......goin out.....need to make plans 4 the summer.........mayb comin bak to oz 4 a month in sept if i dont hav exam reapeats....woop woop.....my best friend 4m drog is headin out in the summer so b goin visiting..........dont reckon shes comin bak either......sob... ........damn ur country bein sooo super far away....not cool!!!!!!!!lol!!!!....xxxx
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David MaddenIl y a 88 semainesJacqui how are ya? Thanks so much for the Paddys day text! Had a pretty wild day, wont go into the details but was feeling quite rough to say the least the next day! How are things with you anyway? Not much news in Ireland, just crazy trying to finish college projects , whats new!
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Il y a 108 semaines
Laura Heeney
haha.....wat happened tya hun????did u hav a drunken episode!!????hav sum luv....hope itll make u feel beta!!!
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Brian McGrathIl y a 110 semainesGood to see u drinking guiness in the profile picture. I haven't emailed u in ages but in my defence, i am a lazy bastard. I'll email u soon with all my funny stories from the summer.
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David MaddenIl y a 111 semaines
Jacqui how are ya? Was great to hear from you! Not much news here in Ireland to be honest. Jus got back to uni this week which is a bit of a bummer cos all of a sudden it's got ridiculously difficult! Ran into Laura the day she got back to ireland and she told me all the scandal from down under! Considering it's almost summertime in Australia and school should be out, will you be paying us a visit in the emerald isle anytime soon?
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Il y a 112 semaines
Laura Heeney
oh no...ur sik....ditto im sik too n it sux.......this jetlag malarky is totally overrated too!!!feel like iv been drinkin 4 3 weeks in a row...although wait a minute dats technically true!!!
also feels like early menapause...keep gettin hot n cold sweats....boo-urns!!!hasn stopped me drinkin dow....was home 4 hrs on monday wen i went to d pav in dublin 4 a seesiun!!!!!nice un!!howd ur million assignments go eh????wat did u do 4 d rest of melb witout my hot ass der????uni 4 12 hrs....sux to b u dude!!!well ill b der nxt week!!!!doh...wat a bad idea...who taught of dat!!!!.....go win the lotto n buy me a 1 way tiket to oz...n pay sum1 to marry me...any1...i dont care!!!!!!xxxxxxxx..love u n miss u!!!!(oh appar iv got a fully blown aussie accent!!evry1 keeps taking the piss!!woohoo...i luv it!!)
I drew u a sheep because everybody knows australians love sheep.
Brian McGrath 0 réponsesReckon ud jus prefer un v dese instead do.....eh...hahahaha...luv ya..xxx
Laura Heeney 0 réponseshav sum cake.....slop style!!xxx
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