*Dudeee we should decorate youre room more often
* Yeaaah so he asked me out, i really like him alot. But i kinda said no... Whyy?? Dunno no reason.
* There was a wall , and paper, and sand and a big vibrating thing SCARES ME
* Caeris' little brother " They were Sexing" LMFAO
* Dudeeee.... What? Nothing.
*Eviiiillll shes evvviiilll!!!
* Accessory to eviiiillll =]
*DAYMOOON. Daymoon daymooon.
*Say it ina french accent it sounds more awesome. God why dont we do this more offten.
*GOD i look sooo hot in this dress. Caers- yeaah you said that 20 mins ago about 30 times XD
* I love me.
*Dudeee i think im kinda beginning to think alex in blue banana is hot.
*Alex in blue banana- ima get your faces tattood on my neck XD if you pay for it
* Alex in blue banana - I saw you I was hanging out my window having a fag.well it wasnt a fag it was a joint but sssh ;] and yeaah you should doo weed and on youre bday you should sooo get drunk. God ima bad influence.
*Dudee i havent been laid in two, months!!! Haahaa 1 month ago (Y), oh wait i can get laid soon. Guhh fuck you.
*This is carl. Carl where? *looks around* there he's my brothers imaginary friend I traded him in for a imaginary dog ^_^
*Dudeee i put my hand in your sick.
*Sofie *cleans off caeris' tights*
caeris- remind me never to drink again.
Two days laterr.
Tom- VK anyone?
Caeris - Swwweeeet *drinks*
*Sofie - will i like you. 4 days later - yeahhh i dont like you i dont think im gonna change my mind.
*Sofie has an arguement using msn names
*Caeris sofie and bella are the G.A.D.U the girls against David united.
*David(needs a light tap on the)Face.
* I want bella. No shes mine. I think you'll find bellas mine. *facebooks bella. Bella youre mine arent you ;]* Yeaaah course I am always caeris ;p HAHAAA owned.
*lets do the macarena and saturday night to marilyn manson *dances*
*IN TORQUAY* caeris- so lets go sit in that place you no the one where yeahhh ;] sofie - where? O.o caeris - you knowww ;D sofie - ohhh i remember =p caeriss - goooooddd times *drools*
*Caeris - *looks in bag* *looks at sofie >.<* PHILL WHERE IS MY RELENTLESS?
Phill - Oh blame me not sofie -.-
Caeris - where is sofie gonna put a can of relentless she has nothing but a dress on and a tiny bag
Philll - oh damn it.
*sofie - dude im off to meet the gf. caeris - oohh i bet she's fit. sofie - she has dreads and jazz now. epic fail. =[ caeris - dude i fucking love you
* Maybe we shouldn't hang out for a while. All we do is argue =/ Dude. Do you wanna meet? Yeah go for it
*duudde i'd so do his hand, it has your name on it and everything
* Dude his hat. Wait doesnt alex have that hat? and matt? and emma and wait i have one too. Damn it purely for that hat ;D
*Halloween - Caeris takes kids trick or treating with emma - goes to sofies door - kids- trick or treat? me - is sofie there? oh yeaaahhh i got sofie fuck the sweets XP
*Dude i think i like p---- haha! you do? cause yeah you look well cute together! Wait hang on, if you date him! I could use you both, so i could go torquay more often! SCORE.
*"Two girls took advantage of harrys kindness and are now feeling the wrath of all concerned - Caeris& Sofie - WTF ? how? we went torquay they went exeter? sofie- if this is there wrath i'd hate to see what they were like if i killed one of them might bitch about me or something
*Caeris - right phill difference between me and sofie and the kids behind us? they're all grammar students who are top of the range. Me and sofie smoke, drink, do drugs and went to a chav school. sofie - yeah it was like a requirement to smoke by the end of year 6 at sjh, oh and stupidity was also required to get in. Caeris - waaaaiiit i was good, i never smoked and got all 10 gcses grade a to c WTF? Sofie - your a special kind of stupid
*Caeris - i gained a sofie save me phill phill - carries on walking, ignoring caeris sofie - I claim this arm, its mine now.
*three were emo one was scene,

well given we are retards here some of the stupid things me and caeriis have done
you won't find most of them funny but i don't care because they would reduce you to tears if only you'd been there.....


*OOOH CRAYONS
* Maybe he's over you
* String bibles
* Duddeee he's got nice hair, but he has a girlfriend, but he's so fit, but he has nice hair, but he has a girlfriend, bet shes all chavvy, but hes got nice hair.
* Dudee i like _ _ _ _ *makes out with _ _ _ _* but i cant stop thinking about _ _ _.
* Duddeee i really like _ _ _ _, but i wanna sleep with _ _ _ _ , but _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ _ _ are in love with me
* Lets hit the world bebo! *clicks on microsoft word*
* What was his hand doing under the cover "honestly he was holding my hand" well what was his other hand doing then?! o.O
* *prods caeris* sofie - it was tom, caeris - toms in manchester
* Dave - " im not ticklesh any where cept here, so you cant tickle me" sofie and caeris - "uhhh dudee, *tickles*".
* Dave - Awww your sooo cute Caeris - but your cuter Dave - but your the cutest Caeris- but awww sofie - will you two please shut the fuck up?!
* Tommiieeee.... Tommiiieee..... We're going to debenhams tommie across the magical sundial of hope and wonder... Come with us tommieee... its full of makeup and clothes. God you guys.
*Go to crownhill fort tunnel. Tom *walks into door* (hour later) whoaaa i swear there was a door here but there is no door *GHOST sofie and caeris run away screaming*
* Ooooh how do we store the glow sticks? Caeris - down my underwear!!
* At alexs party. In the garden. Caeris - does anyone wanna see my underwear? Ummm yeahh okay go for it look its white and green with lace and apples on it * for the record i was drunk*
* Nice to meet you Nathanial. My names Frazer. Oops sorry frazer
* I cant tell if im drunk or if itss the boat, if its the boat its moving if your drunk its not moving
* 1.30 in the morning. Just left dave,will and tom outside drunk. Sits on matress on floor. Stares at each other. Laughs hysterically for 1 hour for no reason what so ever.
* Sofie - Ooh i want biblical string Caeris - Biblical string? Sofie - Yeah string thats biblical
* Ooh cake. The cakey cake, the cakish cake and the cake like cake.
* I dont like folders, they are foldery and folderish
* When i grow up i wanna be grass
* Caeris - dudee that guy is so hot G - who that one there? Caeris - yeah G and tom - Oi you guy on the phone caeris wants you *pushes caeris towards guy* Caeris - nooo *crys*
* Lets listen to some hardcore moshing rave *Britney spears and Sclub 7*
* Dudee every time we go through the door now we gotta do the weird vampire thing
* (middle of daves 18th) * Dave pole dances* Ollie - Caeris does that work for you? Caeris - Hmm maybe get in there ollie then itt'll work for me JOKESS
* ^^ Sofies comment on this comment^^
Hold up where was I when that happened?
Ohh yeah i know
* THE GAME Caeris really doesnt get it.
* *caeris makes out with dave* josh - THINK OF YOUR MUM! dudee *stops*
* sofie makes out with will* josh - THINK OF YOUR MUM *carrys on*
* Shall we put the tic tacs in the vodka? Yeah go for it. this takes stronger... WTF how is it stronger?
* MSN convo - Josh " Caeris and sofie - Everyone hates you tom told me"
Tom " Caeris and sofie - Everyone hates you josh told me"
* Dave - i want toms hat. Sofie - but me and toms hat were made for each other, and it looks good in my room.
* Caeris - dudee i look sucha mess seriously gaaahh sofie - the only way you'd look beter is if it was on my bedroom floor
* Sofie's chat up line - Do you take library cards cause i wanna check you out
* Caeris' chat up line - Do you have a mirror in your underwear? Cause i see myself in them.
* DUdee you vacuumed? Sofies mum - Yes Sofie - NOOO that was like the highlight of my tomorow *is depressed all evening*
* Caeris on phone to rach *all three of us* NO TO ZAC EFRON AS LIGHT ITS LIKE NOO EW

About me
1. Full Name: Sofie Fleur Bailey
2. Nicknames: dave
3. Birthday: 24th august
4. Place of Birth: freedom fields
5. Zodiac Sign: virgo
6. Male or female: female
7. Grade: Year 12
8. School: Eggbuckland
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: my space ship
11. MSN Screen Name: Immobilized by the thought of you
12. Hair Colour: Brown
13. Hair Length: long
14. Eye colour: bluey-green / grey (depends on who you asks)
15. Weight: 6-8 stone-ish (chages alot)
16. Height: 5ft 3
17. Braces?: na (did have tho)
18. Glasses?: nope
19. Piercings: ears twice
20. Tattoos: na
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

Your 'Firsts'--X

22. First best friend: dunno
23. First Award: dunno
24. First Sport You Joined: netball
25. First pet: guinea pig
26. First Real Vacation: never had one
27. First Concert: aint been to one
28. First Love: Robbie =[

Favourites--X

29. Movie: the girl next door or Trauma
30. TV programme: Gossip Girl
31. Colour: black and red
32. Rapper: dont listen to rap
33. Band: placebo
34. Solo artist: jospeh arthur
35. Song Right Now: (s)aint - marilyn manson
36. Friend: Caeris and maybe tom
37. Sweet: maltesers (rusian roulet =] )
38. Sport: none
39. Resturant: dont have one
40. Favourite brand: clothes are just clothes
41. Store: blue bannana
42. School Subject: science
43. Animal: caeris
44. Book:
45. Magazine: PC gamer
46. Shoes: as long as there mainly black dont reli care

Currently--X

47. Feeling: alright thanxs
48. Single or Taken?: Single
49. Have a crush: yea =]
50. Eating: im not
51. Drinking: water
52. Typing: this and my hundred list
53. Online?: Yes
54. Listening To: australia - manic street prechers
55. Thinking About: having a shower
56. Wanting To: play sacred
57. Watching: im not
58. Wearing: pajamas

Your Future--X

59. Want Kids?: dont care
60. Want to be married?: ummm
61. Where do you want to live: anywhere
62. Careers in Mind: world leader
63. Car: i was gonna have a spaceship

Which is Better With The Opposite Sex--X

64. Hair colour: blonde, brown, black, green (dont care as long as their not bald)
65. Hair length: any as long as there is actully hair
66. Eye colour: blue but dont care to much
67. Measurments: well............
68. Cute or Sexy: both
69. Lips or Eyes: ummm
70. Hugs or Kisses: both
71. Short or Tall: Taller (i dont date midgets unless their really amazical)
72. Easygoing or serious: easygoin
73. Romantic or Spontaneous: romantic
74. Fatty or Skinny: skinny (but not so skinny that i can see the bones!!!)
75. Sensitive or Loud: both
76. Relationship: yeaa
77. Sweet or Caring: both
78. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker

Have you ever--X

79. Kissed a Stranger:yeaa
80. Had Alcohol: yeaa
81. Smoked: yes
82. Ran Away From Home: na thats to much effort
83. Broken a bone: nope im invinsable (or is that invisable)
84. Got an X-ray: nope
85. Been with someone: ?
86. Broken Someone’s Heart: maybe
87. Broke Up With Someone: yes in none face to face way
88. Cried When Someone Died: yeaa
89. Cried At School: yeaa

Do You Believe In--X

90. God: well of course given that i'm jesus
91. Miracles: yea its a miracle that i havent been committed
92. Love At First sight: yea (or do i need to walk by again)
93. Ghosts: no their just a figment of my over active imagination
94. Aliens: yea they best abduct me soon
95. Soul Mates: yes (for everyone else)
96. Heaven: yeaa
97. Hell: yeaa (thats where im going)
98. Angels: yea or else there wouldn't be demonds
99. Kissing on The First Date: yea
100. Horoscopes: maybe, maybe not