I dont know if many of you remember the whole taping-the-songs-from-the-radio crisis...us in our bedrooms with our lunchbox shaped tape recorders,while gettin everybody downstairs to PLEASE BE QUIET,1 thumb over the play button, the other over the record button,waiting 4 the DJ to SHUT THE FUCK UP!'

'little FANTA FILLED FUCKERS!'

'Declan Moffit, Glenamaddy, best of luck!'

'There was Declan in a saw doctors t-shirt, with the arms torn off.... for aerodynamic purposes'

'ill probally win the fucking thing'

'THE WORLD IS FUCKED!'

'nobody knows we are here... so lets wreck the joint'

'ORANGES FROM LONDON!'

'YOU WERE RIDIN HIM WITH YOUR EYES!!!'

'we hope that if we drink enough... we might.. break on through... to the other side (insert river-dance music here)'

'DID YOU EVER RAPE SOMEONE!?!'

'there aint a pick on you... will you have a ham sandwich'

'come here you little frisbee'

'To me the Cork accent sounds like tinkers tryin to speak French!'

'we were like two young fellas that had failed the audition for the wolf tones'

'what has happened to Declan? i dont know, i dont know... he was scaring me, me too, me too... was he the devil? i dont know, i dont know... i like to run... so do i, so do i'

'the english have a great reputation of taking over the world... invading countries, and getting upset when those people follow them home'

'i like to see england defeated in things like football and war'

'is that my phone? haaaa haaaa haaaa'

'i was on the lock last night, came home and i put the rashers in the toaster'

'thats life folks... me, and you, and the rabbits, the tree's and the children... so... what do ye make of it?'

'she turns to him and says 'you know, you've got a...' and he says 'I KNOW, I KNOW'

'like a one eyed mouse weeping'

'i didnt know if she was singing egyptian or if she was being interfeared with'

'it looked like an uncomfortable chicken'

'the irish dont invade, we infest... two irish fellas come along armed with a sleeping bag... and a phone number... they up to they tallest man in the village and go "we're irish, we're great crack haaa haaa haaa, sure we're always laughing in ireland haa haa haa"... two irish fella go into a cottage... and 2 weeks later 47 irish people come out'

'i drove to dublin the other day, and i fucking floored it, from galway and i fucking floored it, 11 seconds, it took me 11 seconds, i fucking floored it finton'

'now days people have 7 jobs and 29 mobile phones... and no fucking personality'

'i didnt so much cum, as my cock coughed'

'you look for the fire, if you dont see it, it didnt fucking exist!'

'we could be the space paddy bog people'

'sometimes you see very skinny woman, and you just want to go over and give them a hug... and say, have a sandwich... some melted cheese maybe'

'this could be the session to end all sessions... and then the music stops! now i thought that we were just slowing down coming to a bend but no the music fucking stops....coz its time for a sad song... and you know there's always a few foreigners in the pub who dont know whats goin on....'

'Declan has this ferocious sexual energy... but it isnt wrapped up in any charm'

'Jesus went for a walk..he wanted to get away from everybody...he does not have to explain himself he is Jesus!He went for a walk and he came to a tree,and up in the tree he saw Zebadee,the tax-collecting cunt!and he said to Zebadee -"Zebadee,dont be wasting my time,come down from the tree" and Zebadee replied "Jesus Christ,I will not come down from the tree" because he was a stubborn fucker. that is the gospel accoring to St Luke. I DONT LIKE LUKE!!!!'