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Ollie Bumface

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11/6/09 | me too! | Reply

Ollie Bumface
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  • Male, Luv 116
  • from Bournemouth
  • I am In a Relationship
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  • Member since: April 2007
  • Last active: Feb 24
  • www.bebo.com/OllieBumfaceSmells

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Maybe it's not my weekend but it's gonna be my year
Me, Myself, and I
OLl!e BUMface

I'm going out with a pretty dam kick ass girl called emi and she is amazing XD.

I'm in a rather sexy band atm www.bebo.com/sammysgottourettes

i say lol alot and also make this face alot XD

most things i say won't seem to make any sense but there is normally some logic behind them, rather like sticking meat to your face (Y).

but yeah that's all for now...

btw my friends are bassically in a completely random order
Music
Almost everything.
Films
Elizibethtown, Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny, Matrix, Doom, Being John Malkovich, Pirates of the Carribean (even if keira knightly does look like a duck) and mainly any comedy or horror (and an ocassional romance but we don't mention that lol).
Ahh thats strong stuff
Dude, that's fuckin' pepsi
Myspace
www.myspace.com/GMOitsMrBUMface
MSN
olliekicksbutt@hotmail.com
Fave Comedians
ROSS FUCKING NOBLE, Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey, The D, Ricky Gervais, Jack Dee, Jo Brand, Jimmy Carr, Noel Fielding, Jullien Barott, Russel Brand, Micheal Mcintire, Frankie Boile, Dahra O'brien etc.
My friends
are my children XD and i am there somewhat masculine mother lol.

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    • naked women!

      Now i have your atention, i haven't written to this thingy in like yonks lol, not much to write about i spoze. So many things going on atm and im still managing to be bored lol, mock exams are almost over, just drama left to go. Christmas is gonna kick ass lol im so like happy now for no reason oh well lol. Tbqh it still feels like august to me lol. Oh well.

      Any who this was pointless lol byyee.

      xx

      1 Comment 180 weeks

    • Ugh!

      Fucking hell how many times am i gonna be fucked over before something good happens and stays. Oh well lol im just gonna carry on as usual XD. I just don't want this to happen a thrid time in a row lol sooo i think i know what im gonna do but im not too sure lol. Any who i think thats it lol.

      Love you all XD byye xx

      0 Comments 185 weeks

    • You underestimate my balls!

      "That's not walking it's strutting!" lol good times. Unfortunately theres's like one person who understands that and yeah i miss him lol we were good friends no we don't talk,. Probably something to do with me being a dick to everyone in the summer :/ yeah sorry bout that. From now on I promise not to be like that and I'm gonna be nice again and stop being so pathetic and whiny lol. So yeeahh gig on saturday lol everyone should come but i dont think that two of the people i want to be there are gonna come which sucks so yeah any way I really am sorry to like everyone lol and oh my god i'm still going on about this but i just want everyone to be friends again :) . Of course realistically that jut means i want one person to forgive me however much of a dick i was to her then i want my other friends to fuckin' talk to me again 'cause i miss the bastard :L .

      Any who yeah sozz byee xxxxxx

      0 Comments 191 weeks

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    Layer One: On the Outside
    Full Name: Oliver John Stanley Taylor
    Birthday: 17/06
    Current Location: Bournemouth
    Eye Color: bluuue
    Hair Color: brown
    Righty or Lefty: right
    Zodiac Sign: Gemini
    Layer Two: On the Inside
    Your Strengths: confident
    Your Fears: death and rollercoasters lol
    Your Weaknesses: overconfident XD
    Ambition in life: to make some kind of fucking difference to the world
    Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
    Your thoughts first waking up: nooooooooooo
    Your bedtime: non existant
    Your most missed memory: last summer first 3 weeks
    Layer Four: Pick Your Choice
    Pepsi or Coke: both
    McDonald: KFC (Y)
    Single or Group dates: single of course
    Adidas or Nike: VANS XDXDXD
    Lipton Tea or Nestea: eh?
    Chocolate or Vanilla: both are yummy XD
    Cold Coffee or Hot Coffee: hot
    Layer Five: Do You
    Smoke: noooooo
    Have a current crush: yeah lol
    Think you: possibly at one point but that got fucked :/
    Want to get married: maybe, maybe not
    Believe in yourself: um yeah
    Think you: god no
    Layer Six: In the Past Month
    Drank alcohol: 6 weeks bitches
    Gone to the mall: um i guess lol
    Eaten Sushi: no lol although i do like sushi
    Gone skating: nope
    Dyed your hair: nah
    Layer Seven: Have Your Ever?
    Played a stripping game: i wish lol
    Gotten beaten up: on many ocassions however not reccently XD
    Changed who you were to fit in: nope
    Layer Eight: Getting Old
    Age you are hoping to be married: wouldnt mind
    Layer Nine: Perfect Mate
    Best Eye Color: doesnt matter but i like girls with big eyes XD
    Best Hair Color: again couldnt care
    Short or Long Hair: not too short
    Layer Ten: What were you doing...
    1 Minute Ago: this lol
    1 Hour Ago: duno
    1 Day Ago: duno lol
    1 Year Ago: read the above
    Layer Eleven: Finish the Sentence
    I Love: everything XD
    I Feel: spesh
    I Hate: being scared lol
    I Hide: from scary things
    I Miss: last summer
    I Need: a shower atm lol

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    Song that always makes you sad: duno kinda 21 guns by green day but not really
    Last thing you bought: food of some kind probs lol
    Last person you argued with: tbh i duno i dont argue that much XD
    Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: i eat it plain bitches
    One of your nicknames as a kid: Ola
    Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: god no
    Favorite day of the week: satruday or sunday
    Favorite Sundae topping: whit chocolate XD
    Did you take Piano lessons: i took keyboard lessons once lol
    Most frequent song played: superheroes - you love her coz she's dead
    TV show you secretly enjoy: Dragon Ball Z lol
    Would you rather play basketball or hockey: both at the same time i'd call it basket hock or something lol
    Date someone older or younger: preferably slightly younger but it doesnt really matter
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    Do you know all the words to your national anthem: um no lol its crap in comparison to the sex pistols version any way XD
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    Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: mcr but only the old stuff cause there new stuff id just sad
    Blondes or Brunettes: both lol at the same time ;)
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    Did you go to your high school prom: not yet lol (and i might but then i might decide that itll be crap lol)
    Perfect time to wake up: 12:30
    Perfect time to go to bed: 2:30
    Do you use your queen right away in chess: why would i play chess?
    Ever been in a car accident: noope
    Closer to mom or dad...or neither: i love my mummy and my daddy vewy muchly and should not have favourites XD
    What do you call your sweetheart lovingly: eh?
    What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager: 70s (Y)
    Favorite shoes you have EVER owned: omg i miss those red vans :( wouldnt fir me now any way though lol
    Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood: i gaves it all to my lil' bro
    Were you in track and field: um me run? noooo
    Were you ever in a school talent show: yeah ¬.¬
    Have you ever written in a library book: no
    Allergic to: your mother
    Favorite fruit: either strawberrys or pinapple
    Have you watched sex and the city: what the show about the old people having sex no thanks gilfs not really my thing
    Baseball hat or toque: MJ trilbeeee
    Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap: shampoooooooooo
    Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: wet of course
    Pen or pencil: pen XD
    Have you ever gambled at a casino: nooo
    Have you thrown up on a plane: nein
    Have you thrown up in a car: im not sure i might have but if i did i wont remember it lol
    Have you thrown up at work: at school yeah lol
    Do you scream on roller coasters: i dont go on them im to pathetic lol
    Who was your first prom date: havent had one yet lol
    Who was your first roommate: jesus?
    What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: um probs some of my dads bear but the first i liked was baileys (im ol' gregg!)
    What was your first job: slapping your mums ass cheeks
    What was your first car: a hot wheels toy (Y)
    When did you first go to a funeral: last summer, my grandma died :(
    How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: 2
    Who was your first grade teacher: duno lol
    When did you sneak out of your house for the first time: fuck knows lol when i was very young probably
    Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them: harley and yeah i see him from time to time lol
    Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent: Your closet.
    Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: i dont lol but if i did it woud probs be like jak or will lol
    Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman: no ones lol
    What is the first thing you do in the morning: wank lol no jokes um put my glasses on XD
    What was the first concert you attended: X Factor tour 2004 (Y)
    First tattoo or piercing: none yet but i want a nose peircing (even if lily sais it would make me look like a fag)
    Where did you go on your first airplane ride: dont remember the first but the second was Corfu
    First celebrity crush: Hayley Williams (so so so hot)

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    • Dee
      Dee

      me and my betch are good i think :) haha, oh yea ;) :L i hear you saw her yesterday too ;) ;) ;) dirty boy :L xx

      2/19/10
    • Dee
      luv Dee

      goood ;D aww haha, omg your psycic ! xD its like 21 hours ago :L almost a day ;D aww gdgd ^^ im good thanks :L pretty kick ass ;D like usual ;p hows you n emi then?(: x

      1/29/10
    • Dee
      luv Dee

      Ollieeee :D your on bebo too!? :| something is happening here :L rob was on here the other day xDDD hows you? x

      1/26/10
    • Dee
      luv Dee

      well you have some too! mwahaaa x

      11/20/09
    • luv Tobias Tom Masterman

      heya im ok thanks, wubu2, good day? xxx =)

      11/4/09
    • Dee
      luv Dee

      :L you have some more!! xD

      10/26/09
    • Dee
      luv Dee

      aww dont be :L more people love you in person hahah :D have some mooreee!:L

      10/14/09
    • Dee
      luv Dee

      haha yay :D you gave me my 229th luv hahah :D thankyouuusss x

      10/7/09
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      very :L next weekend yes? xD x

      10/6/09