Scraic (whats the craic said really fast!) scraic people?
So leinster won the heineikin cup...wow. I live in leinster, so most of you people do too. Should i celebrating that a team that is supposed to repesent me but really repesents south county dublin won a trophy? after the match they went around all the pubs in donnybrook to talk to people. howcome they never went to the tatch or mc phails or the concorde in edenmore? i'll tell you why, its because their afraid of us! So, Ireland has a cricket team now too. most of the players have spent less time in ireland than Sarah Palin. ( she was that dope that went against obama in the election, she put Ireland down as a place she had visited. she actually stopped in shannon for about 20 minutes! )
Ah Heinikin! is that how its spelt? i dont know! have any of you people tried that stuff? it tastes like a bar mans fart!
This has been an insight into the mind of captain wacky, later re-named John

so lioke whats the craic with this here recession? am i the only one thats poor? i drive a van with no brakes... no really, the brakes dont work on vanessa! i have to begin the braking procedure from 100 metres away. its bad now, but our parents must be pissing themselves. weve just had it too easy for the last while. its time for blackmarket gambling......COCKFIGHT! as you can probably tell im particulary bored today so im just going to talk about any old rubbish. is this what a blog is for? would i make a good politician? send 10 euro to my campaign for change and find out. theres a veitnamese prostitute living in my block of apartments! even wierder, a romainian woman in a wheelchair asked me to push her up the hill today. that bitch has been asking me for money for ages, now she wants a push... i'll give her a push... off a cliff!! youre probably bored reading this now arent you? well im not goin to stop. i saw a man eat 4 cream crackers once.. oh wait that was me. i broke my ladyfriends favourite statue, didnt have glue so i stuck it back together with honey! i have been systematically vandalising the apartment complex where i live in the hope that i will get to paint it. now that i have told u this, i will have to kill you, and you and you over there. stay tuned for more madness from the mind of captain wacky!

if maurice, my boss is reading this... feck off back to dixie! it was better without you