You probably wont get these if you wern't there =]

Me: Those shoes are Bacon!

Lydia and I: 12 o 'clock! J.I.M.P

Mr Griffin: Must Get Here. Must Get Here. Must Get Here.
Catherine: *like 5 mins later, really loud* I Get It! lol...

In the louvre there was a good 3 o'clock

Did the spartans fight naked?

Cathal; This is definitely a fake grape. Tastes like a gone off Mellon.

?: James your on the wrong side.
James: FUCK.
?: James, do you have your notebook?
James: FUCK.

Me: Guys how many people can say they've had a drink in france..
Paddy & Lydia: *thinks* ALOT of people!

Scarlett Johannsson Man= Worst super hero ever.

Robin: Paddy someones on the phone for you.
Paddy: Tell 'em to fuck off Im in the tub.

Lydia: He looks like a Miami Vice gangster.
Nathan: Yeah without the hat I just look like an ordinary gay.

Me: Did you cry at the end of Moulin Rouge?
James: No only at Breaveheart.

Me: Aisling this is rape.

Paddy: You wanna wrestle?

Me: *sings* I am Corbin Blue you've got to deal with it. There is nothing you can do 'cause I am Corbin Blue.

Ice tea.

Guys in the greek place: OPA!!!
Me and Lydia: OPA!!!

Paddy: Yeah, I raped a child.
Me: Aww what age was he?
Paddy: 2
Me: Awwwwwwwwwwwwh!

Lydia: Touch my funny bit.

Me: *sings* Pink shirt man. He is wearing a pink shirt.

Lydia: *sings* Bernie Mac. Bernie Mac. Bernie Mac.

Lydia: Taylor Swift you left the fridge door open and the milk got cold!
Taylor Swift: Thats okay I got my gee-tarr.

Lydia: Katelyn, Ill piss on you.
Aisling: (really enthusiastically) Id love to do that lads!!!
Me: Piss on me?

In the restaurant ordering desert for Nathan.
Nathan: A moment on the lips, A lifetime on the hips.

In a bus going round the city.
Nathan: That hotel is class lads!
Me: OMG it like a castle.
Everyone looks in amazment.
Dylan: Yeah but ours is better.
=O

Me: Nana!

Lydia: Was Napoleon really fat, 'cause that is a HUGE coffin.Is that how he defeated everyone? By rolling round the place causing mass destruction?
Me: It looks like chocolate too.

Aine: This is my baby. I called him Baggy!

Mr Griffin: What are you on katelyn?

Paddy: Looking at bottoms and front bums.

Lydia: Its a booth, right, where you go in and there's just a well dressed man looking really bored, right, and he just tickles your groin. But you can tell, hes good at what he does.

Me: Im pretty sure Marie Antionette never met Jesus.

Aine: Im just having trouble getting used to my new body.

Hobo: *pretending a bottle of sunny D is a gun, shooting at us* Boom Boom Pew!
Lydia: He's good at what he does.

Me: Aine faxes her panny.

Lydia: *touches my face around my mouth*
Me: *Laughs loudly*
Lydia: *sticks her hand in my mouth* I touch my fanny with that hand.

Aine: Whats you favourite funny face?
Cathal: Your dads a funny lass.

Aine: whats your favourite funny face?
Robin: Yours.

Me: whats your favourite swear word?
Nadia: Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Me: With your head in between my legs?
Yeah, just let me get comfortable!

Lydia: Is that a hobo or an art exhibition?

Me: Sharing with Cathal. Its a fun game to play!

Lydia: Da-Na-Na-Na-Na Gran Torino!
Da-Na-Na-Na-Na James Von Thyenen

Mr Griffin: The symbol from the story is...
Lydia: Asians.

PaddyPOTANG.

ZITCH-DOG

Lydia: Beard Alert!

Aine: Monkey in a cage. Why are there monkies in a cage.. Lads I keep seeing monkies =]

More funny things that have happened. Past y Present..

October 31st 2007.
ALBANIA.
Adam D, I am your biggest mistake.

Me aned leanne hanging out. Different days.
Me: Show me your sexy man pit.

Leanne: Angsty suitcase kid!

Me: YOU GOT BROWN!!

Me: You have no hobbies. Your pastimes are lame. Scrapbooking is for old ladies. You are ZB.

Leanne: I love BONDAGE and other BONDAGE related things, such as BONDAGE.

Leanne: The smell 'a' queef offa her..

Leanne: Chaps are BROWWN.

Others
Sinead: Have you ever watched the tenth demension?

Tessa: Da-da-da-da-da-daNOMONIC.

Tessa: Bob, Jay and the magic hat.

Lisa: Burn in heaven you shitcake!

Jamie: Ooh is that Nial?! (starts to flip him off and make nasty faces)
Me: Ummm jamie...
Jamie: Oh my.. thats not Niall..

I just want to put down that time ben fell over homer at orlas at like 8 am.

Lydia: I feel sick
Me: Me too
Lydia: I bet it was the pesto.
Me: I knew 39 wasnt a month!

Stephen: Its a good day for dangling.

Me: No matt damon wait! I need you to sign my baby!

Orla: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I dunno.. why?
Orla: Oh umm.. I asked you first..

Random man: Oh my god. Is it really you? Kevin Spacey?
My dad: Yes, yes I am him..

Me: Mom can I have a match?
My Mom: Your face and my arse.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
A trophy wife. haha

Are you growing apart from someone close?
No I dont think so..

Do you wear makeup?
Alot of it.

Are you proud of the person you've become?
In ways.. sorta

Where did you meet the last person you were in a car with?
My dad? in a hospital

Have you ever slept in the same bed with the last person you kissed?
Nope

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Kind of.. The best one I ever had though is gone...

What were you doing at 9:30 last night?
Showering =]

What about 1:00am?
Reading

Are you listening to music right now?
The Matches, kid

What was your highlight of your weekend?
Im not sure what day of the week it is right now so I cant remember..

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Depends.. Cold I guess

Are you happy with life?
Yeah sure... why not like..

What were you doing at 7am this morning?
Sleep!

Do you have anything in your pockets right now?
Money :]

Do you think trust is a big deal?
Very big deal.. Like 99% off deal.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
like 6am. My mom kept turning on the kitchen light. and New york is noooiiiseey.

Would you seek revenge on someone who screws you over?
Im not into that...

When was the last time you cried?
In the cinema.. seven pounds

What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Must shop, dammit.

What are you excited for?
Home kinda

Thinking of someone?
yeah.. you =D

How many piercings do you have?
4..

Do you currently have a hickey?
Nooope

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking pot?
yes I could. I feel so... superior.

What is your worst subject in school?
Irish. Im a fail in that one, son

Do you hate the last person you kissed?
Hate is a strong word

Last night you felt?
Tired and restless

What is something you just don’t understand?
Ha. Do you really wanna open that can of worms, Hombre?

Do you get distracted easily?
Well you see I kinda...
OMFugs shiny object!

Who was the last baby you held?
Nicole's baby nicholas!

Is there a girl who knows everything about you?
Nobody knows everything. im a closed person, most know that though.

The last person you liked, did you tell them about your feelings for them?
hehehe

Do you sometimes use your music player to help you fall asleep?
Sure broh

Do you like pancakes?
Sorta

Have you told anybody you loved them today?
I told my mom she was cute.. =D

What are you doing for your next birthday?
I dont want to celebrate turning 17. I hate that number.

Do you fall for people easily?
Nope.

How often do you give out high fives?
Not as often as I would like to tbh.

Do you like surprises?
yay!

When's the next time you'll see your closest friends?
Saturday.

What is something you're currently frustrated about?
Wouldnt you like to know huh

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
A barbell through my tongue.

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
No...

Are you mean?
Im like frikin Ghandi, kid

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Depends. But yeah

Do you miss anyone?
Yes! Oh my god yes!

Be serious or funny?
Both just dont tip the scale, K?

Have money or love?
Love I spose..

Do you ever keep arguing when you know you're wrong?
Yeah. Im stuborn

Who was the last person's voice you heard?
Someone hispanic.

Do you currently have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Are you asking me out?

Will that be changing anytime soon?
take me out first and Ill see. =p

What are you currently eating?
Uhhh.. Nothing. thats a stupid question.

Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
Yeah. yes there is.

Whose house did you go to last night?
Mine. exciting.

Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Im either too tired to care or its a goodnight text from various persons.

Is there somethin